[Scene: The trio is standing in the jungle, looking at the moons. Suddenly, holographic screens pop up like annoying myTube ads.]
[ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ]
Aryan: Title: Copycat (Professional Plagiarizer)
Ayush: Title: Necromancer (Emo Lord)
Vikas: Title: Light Magic User (The Human Flashbang)
Aryan: "Fu**... it's real magic. We actually got Isekai'd. Boys... ch*d gaye bro, fr fr. My aura is literally in the negatives right now."
Ayush: "Wait, look at my ability! I'm literally the main character. Solo feveling vibes, no cap."
[Scene: Four Goblins jump out of the bushes, looking like they haven't showered in a decade.]
Ayush: "Vikas! Do something! Use your light thingy and flash these gremlins!"
Vikas: "I gotchu, fam! [Skill: Neon Flashbang!]"
(Vikas summons a ball of light so bright it looks like biscord Light Mode at 3 AM. The Goblins are literally blinded. Skill issue.)
Aryan: (Staring intensely) "Hold up... let me cook."
[ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: Skill Copied: Neon Flash Lv.1 ]
Aryan: (Smirking) "Hehe, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V go brrr. Infinite Rizz."
Vikas: "Wait, I got another one! [Skill: Obsidian Knight!]"
(Suddenly, Vikas is dripped out in full black armor with a black sword. He looks edgy as hell.)
Vikas: "Why am I wearing black if I'm a Light user? System is bugging, but the drip is fire. Catch these hands, Goblins!"
[Vikas deletes the Goblins. They drop 100 coins each. He tosses some to the bois.]
Vikas: "Here, take some lunch money. Don't say your Dad doesn't provide."
Ayush: "My turn. [Skill: Stand Up, Losers!]"
(The dead Goblins rise up as shadowy soldiers. Aryan tries to copy it, but the system says: 'L + Ratio + Skill Issue. You can't copy this yet.')
Aryan: "Wow, the system is literally gatekeeping. So toxic, fr."
[Scene: They walk for 30 minutes and find a massive Kingdom.]
Aryan: "Guys, I have the strat. We grind mobs, get coins, and upgrade. We're in an Isekai, this is the dream! Main Character energy only!"
[They all give a creepy, evil grin and head back to the woods. Ayush now has 18 Goblin soldiers. They think they're the GOATs... until a High-Tier Goblin appears.]
[This Goblin is different. He's dodging like he's in a liklok edit. He summons a magic sword and—SLAP—slices all 18 of Ayush's soldiers in one second.]
Ayush: "WHAT?! My army! Be*anc**d, he literally wiped us! The disrespect!"
Vikas: "[Neon Flash]!"
(The Goblin uses Dark Magic and literally EATS the light. Zero damage.)
Aryan: "[Neon Flash]!"
(Goblin eats it again. The bois are shaking.)
[ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: Skill Copied: Dark Light ]
Aryan: "Guys, team up or we're cooked! Ayush, respawn the squad!"
Ayush: "I'm trying! Rise!"
(The Goblin uses [Skill: Shadow Piercing]. Sharp shadows skewer the summons instantly. Aryan copies it and finally stabs the Goblin with his own move.)
Aryan: "GG, stay mad. Imagine losing to a level 1."
Aryan: (Checks system and turns pale) "Wait... guys... it says 'You killed a Low-Tier Lv.1 Goblin'."
The Trio: "..."
Aryan: "That was a tutorial mob?! G**D PH*T GAYI, BRO! If that was Low-Tier, we are literally trash tier!"
[Scene: They find a Goblin Village. Aryan scans it.]
Scan: 20 Low-Tier, 13 Mid-Tier, 6 High-Tier... and 1 Boss (Status: GLITCHING/UNKNOWN).
Vikas: "Yeah, I'm not about that life. Let's go back to the city before we get spawn-killed."
[Scene: At the Hotel. 700 coins for a room. Aryan tries to scan the Manager.]
Aryan: "System is glitching on the Manager too. Everyone here is high level. We need to hide, fr."
[They go to sleep. Cut to the King's Throne Room. A mysterious figure in black drip appears before the King.]
Mysterious Figure: "King... the 'Boy's are here. One is a Necromancer, one is a Light User... and the third one is a glitch.idk much about him."
King: (Smirking with max ego) " Go. Grab them while they're sleeping. No witnesses."
[The figure vanishes like a ghost. Behind the curtain, the Princess is shaking.]
Princess: "This is not it. Father is doing too much. I need to tell the Queen, fr."
[END OF CHAPTER]