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Teacher.What is the formula for water
Student.H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher.That,s not what i taught you
Student.But you said the formula for water was...H To O
A student comes late to school
His teacher asked him why were you late to school
Student.My mom and dad were fighting?
Teacher: What does your parents fighting have to do with your being late for school.
Student:One of my shoes was in my mom's hand and the other one was in dad's hand.
Teacher:Ramu,your composition on my dog is exactly the same as your brother did you copy his?
Ramu : No teacher it's the same dog.
Teacher:Shamu go to the map and find North America
Shamu:Here it is
Teacher: Correct!now Ramu who discovered America.
Rammu:Shamu!
Teacher:I killed him change it into future tense.
student:You will go to jail.