Wang Donger was also fuming right now. In terms of seniority in this Group Chat, was there anyone lower than her?
Dammit!
A love brain is truly terrifying.
She didn't know yet that the Snow Empress's seniority was even more formidable.
After some thought, Leon began to reply in the group.
[Leon: Well then! Let's start our Group Chat Melon-Eating Class today. Do you want to eat Ice Empress's melon first, or the Snow Empress's melon?]
[Number Nine: Let's eat the Snow Empress's first. I feel like the Ice Empress's melon is bigger, we need a moment to prepare ourselves.]
[Dugu Yan: Today we eat the Snow Empress, tomorrow the Ice Empress.]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Sounds good!]
[Call Me Her Majesty: You dare copy the way I talk again and I'll hit you, okay?]
[Ah Yin: The Snow Empress and Ice Empress shouldn't be the disgrace of the spirit beasts, right?]
[Zi Ji: If you put it that way, then I think the Ice Empress definitely won't be. Her current situation is like... a love brain that can't be targeted.]
[Bi Ji: The Ice Empress is glaring at you from behind.]
[Ice Empress 1: You guys have really had enough.]
[Number Nine: Zi Ji is right, a love brain indeed cannot choose another love brain.]
[Dugu Yan: Our Ice Empress here is also glaring at you from behind.]
[Cute Snow Woman 1: Based on the Group Chat history I read yesterday, shouldn't melon-eating follow the order of the Administrators?]
[ Little Snow Woman 2: Yeah, why start eating ours right away?]
[Ning Rongrong: I need to correct you on this. The rule of the Group Chat is actually "minority submits to the majority."]
[Ma Xiaotao: Yes, I can testify to that.]
[Dark Avenger: That's how it was decided when it was time to eat our melon...]
[Cute Snow Woman 1: I see. Well, if you're going to eat our melon, then eat it!]
[ Little Snow Woman 2: Go ahead!]
[Qian Renxue: I'm lying to you. There's no "minority submits to the majority" in the Group Chat at all. Whether we eat melon or whose melon we eat depends entirely on the mood of the Group Owner, Leon.]
[Everyone: 666!]
[Leon: We might be close, but if you talk nonsense, I'll still sue you for slander! Our Group Chat is democratic, understand?]
[Leon: Ahem, today let's have a simple chat about the Snow Empress—the Ice Sky Snow Maiden.]
[Leon: Leader of the Three Heavens of the Extreme North, ranked third among the Ten Great Vicious Beasts. Uniquely blessed, she is a being condensed from the purest ice-attribute Heaven and Earth Yuan energy in the core circle of the Extreme North. After countless years of gestation, she finally developed her own thoughts and wisdom, becoming an intelligent lifeform.]
[Call Me Her Majesty: That sounds so powerful!]
[Dark Avenger: With Heaven and Earth as parents, the Snow Empress is terrifyingly formidable.]
[Number Nine: Tang Ya, you've finally matured. What you said shows such high emotional intelligence; I'm really happy for you.]
[Dark Avenger:???]
[Ma Xiaotao: What does that mean? How did Little Ya suddenly become mature and have high emotional intelligence?]
[Zhang Lexuan: I don't understand either.]
[Shui Yue'er: Care to explain?]
[Shui Bing'er: I think it's better not to. Those who understand, understand; those who don't, forget it. Explaining would be disrespectful to the Snow Empress.]
[Dugu Yan: Now I'm even more curious.]
[Xiao Wu: I get it. The Snow Empress is just like Leon's idol—no father or mother, popped out from a stone.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: I understand too.]
[Cute Snow Woman 1: What on earth are you all talking about?]
[ Little Snow Woman 2:???]
[Ling Yuan: It's actually nothing. Aren't you a being condensed from ice-attribute Heaven and Earth Yuan energy? Simply put, you have no parents, right?]
[Ling Yuan: So you were originally an Orphan, but Tang Ya said Heaven and Earth are your parents. Doesn't that make her emotional intelligence look very high?]
Tang Ya was dazed for a moment.
Wait, what?
Is that what I meant?
[Dark Avenger: Ah, yes, yes, yes. You guessed correctly. I didn't expect the secret of my becoming smarter to be discovered by you.]
That's right!
That's exactly what I meant!
[Leon: Look at what you're saying. Who told you the Snow Empress has no parents? Just because she doesn't have any, doesn't mean she can't adopt one?]
[Leon: Let me straighten out this relationship. Huo Yuhao calls you, Tang Ya, Master. Then the Snow Empress has to call you, Tang Ya, Grandmaster. You can call her your granddaughter.]
[Everyone:???]
[Number Nine: It's back, it's all back. This is what eating melon feels like—still a critical hit right from the start!]
[Bo Saixi: The Group Owner is still not being human.]
[Dugu Yan: A familiar feeling.]
[Ning Rongrong: Capturing all of us Instantly at the very beginning—as expected of my favorite Brother Leon!]
[Shui Yue'er: Eating melon live is indeed exciting. Next, would the two Snow Empresses like to share their thoughts?]
At this moment...
Both Snow Empresses' defenses were breached.
Wait?
You need some logic even if you're talking nonsense. You can't just lie... wait, that's not right!
Both Snow Empresses were people who read the Group Chat history very carefully, so they immediately remembered that Leon never talked nonsense when it came to eating melons.
They were starting to panic a little now.
[Cute Snow Woman 1: Um... can we not eat melon today?]
[ Little Snow Woman 2: I suddenly don't like eating melon anymore.]
[Ice Empress 1: What's going on?]
[Ice Empress 2: Leon, why are you slandering the Snow Empress?]
[Liu Erlong: Look at you, getting anxious again?]
[Liu Erlong: The first principle of eating melon in this Group Chat is to trust Leon unconditionally.]
[Hu Liena: Yes, this is a fact summarized by Liu Erlong through her own painful experiences.]
[Leon: At the same time, the Snow Empress was also the first soul spirit of the Douluo Continent.]
[Gu Yuena 1:???]
[Gu Yuena 2:???]
[ Little Snow Woman 2: My Lord, listen to my explanation... I... I must have been deceived.]
[Cute Snow Woman 1: Yes, My Lord. As part of the Soul Beast Clan, we are the most united. We must have been deceived.]
[Leon: I can tell you this: the biggest impression the Soul Beast Clan gives me is that you're a heap of loose sand!]
[Leon: I always feel like the Soul Beast Clan is just doing their own thing, without any unity or cohesion. From Gu Yuena to Xiao Wu and Ah Yin, not a single Soul Beast has ever truly done anything for the Soul Beast Clan.]
[Xiao Wu:???]
[Ah Yin:???]
[Number Nine: Leon is still the Leon we know. As long as it involves eating melon, he is absolutely impartial.]
[Ning Rongrong: I'm going to die laughing. What time is it, and he can still drag Xiao Wu and Ah Yin into this?]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Don't laugh yet. Leon didn't even let the two Co-Rulers of Soul Beasts off. There will be plenty of big melons for you to eat later.]
[Gu Yuena 1: Have we really done nothing for the Soul Beast Clan?]
[Gu Yuena 2: Impossible, absolutely impossible.]
[Leon: Di Tian: My Lord, we were just about to fight to the death, why did My Lord surrender first?]
[Call Me Her Majesty: Aw~ Did my Sister Yue surrender?]
[Ah Yin: Huh?]
[Xiao Wu: My Lord, you actually surrendered?]
[Qian Renxue: I have a feeling, Leon, that you are setting the stage for Yuena's melon. Could it be that Yuena is also a disgrace of the spirit beasts?]
[Ling Yuan: I wouldn't dare say that.]
