"Bah!"
Seeing Yu Xiaogang had fainted, Liu Erlong spat in disgust and didn't bother stabbing him with the remaining daggers.
Hu Liena grew anxious as well.
"Quick, heal him! Heal him quickly! Don't let this beast Yu Xiaogang die just like that."
Liu Erlong replied speechlessly, "If he dies, he dies. I never planned to let him live today anyway."
"That's not it!"
Hu Liena said urgently, "You, Liu Erlong, have vented your anger today, but my teacher hasn't come out of seclusion yet. At the very least, half a life must be left for my teacher to execute him personally."
Hu Liena was quite speechless. Liu Erlong was happy after cursing him out and stabbing him a dozen times, but was her teacher supposed to only whip a corpse after coming out?
"Right, right, right, heal him quickly."
Chrysanthemum and Ghost Douluo also panicked.
Wait?
Today was clearly their home turf, yet they hadn't done anything while Liu Erlong had enjoyed herself.
How were they going to explain this to Her Holiness the Pope after she came out of seclusion?
No!
Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo suddenly snapped out of it and looked at Liu Erlong in confusion. "What did you just say?"
"You and Her Holiness the Pope are both..."
Oh my god!
Leon?
We investigated Leon before!
How old is Leon, and how old are you and Pope Bibi Dong?
You two are actually cradle robbing?
You two old perverts... how shameless!
Flender's eyes widened instantly as he recalled what Liu Erlong had just said.
"Leon?"
"Is... is it the Leon I know?"
"Erlong, is this true?"
Hearing this, Liu Erlong nodded calmly and replied:
"Yes!"
"It's the Leon you know!"
"Both Bibi Dong and I are Leon's women now. Hu Liena wants to be too, but she hasn't had the chance yet."
Hu Liena: How rude!
Chrysanthemum and Ghost Douluo were stunned on the spot.
Wait?
Your Holiness the Pope, when you asked us to investigate Leon back then, weren't you trying to recruit him?
This was actually a pre-marital background check?
You weren't trying to recruit him at all!
Bibi Dong: I'm just asking you, did he get recruited or not?
Crack!
Whose heart was that?
It was Flender's heart, shattering instantly.
Flender knelt on the ground in a flash, shouting in despair:
"Erlong... Erlong..."
"No!"
"No!!"
Chrysanthemum Douluo looked at Flender and asked:
"Student Flender, what's wrong with you?"
Flender said in agony:
"It's too hard!"
"This question is just too hard!"
"No—!!"
[Number Nine: Comfortable.]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: This time, that beast Yu Xiaogang has been thoroughly tortured, and it feels great.]
[Sea Goddess Douluo: Poor Student Flender. He thought he had seen through Yu Xiaogang's true face, but his goddess already belongs to another.]
[Ma Xiaotao: Flender: No! Leon, I beg you, don't touch her, don't touch my goddess!]
[Dark Avenger: It's over! My Sister Xiao Tao has also been corrupted by No. 9.]
[Number Nine: Ning Rongrong taught her that. What does it have to do with me, No. 9?]
[Ning Rongrong: Dammit, Ma Xiaotao, you brat! I'm sending you a matchmaking invitation for tonight!]
[Ma Xiaotao: Haven't you already declared war on No. 9?]
[Huo Wu: Simps end up with nothing in the end...]
[Shui Yue'er: I think you're right, but I still want to be Leon's simp.]
[Dugu Yan: It doesn't matter if you're a dog or not; you mainly just want to "lick". Shui Yue'er, I understand you very well now.]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Ye Guyi: So stressed. You guys really never forget to say something speechless at every moment.]
[Wang Donger: All of them are beasts. I've learned from Senior Erlong today. One day, I will also torture that bastard Tang San one cut at a time!]
[Bo Saixi: It won't be your turn. I reckon Mother Wu's personality is more suitable.]
[Tang Yuehua: Erlong's personality is truly refreshing!]
[Call Me Her Majesty: Didn't you guys just say she was a tigress?]
[Liu Erlong: When I get back, I'll eat all your drumsticks!]
[Leon: So stressed. Teaching the apprentice makes the Master starve. Xiaogang... my beloved Xiaogang... how can I live without you!]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Ice Empress 1: Do you really like beating Yu Xiaogang that much?]
[Number Nine: I have a soft spot for him!]
[Ning Rongrong: And Tang San! Brother Leon also has a soft spot for him!]
[Leon: I still have one more move, but I won't tell you. I'll save it for later to deal with Yu Xiaogang.]
[Everyone:???]
[Number Nine: Why are you still holding back a trick?]
[Dugu Yan: Tell us!]
[Liu Erlong: Tell me, let me hear it. I promise I won't use it on Yu Xiaogang next!]
[Hu Liena:???]
[Leon: Just kidding. If I don't keep a trick up my sleeve, who would be the big villain? Who would be the biggest, biggest pervert in this Group Chat? — It's me!]
[Leon: Second Gu Yuena... let's go for the treatment.]
In Douluo Continent World Two, Gu Yuena was instantly overjoyed upon seeing Leon's words. God King... it's okay if I can't become one now; I just need to grab two more rewards.
Douluo I.
The Pope's Palace.
Hu Liena ordered, "Take Yu Xiaogang down and keep him under strict supervision. Stab him at least three times every day. I want him to wish he were dead, and... you absolutely cannot let him die!"
"Yes."
The guards outside replied.
"Wait."
Chrysanthemum Douluo suddenly spoke up, "Your Highness, I've suddenly thought of a punishment that will make Yu Xiaogang suffer even more than killing him."
"We can save this as a surprise for Pope Bibi Dong when she comes out of seclusion."
"Eh?"
Hu Liena looked at Chrysanthemum Douluo in confusion and asked, "Grandpa Ju, what good idea did you think of?"
Chrysanthemum Douluo chuckled, "Hehe, Your Highness, you're still young, I can't tell you directly."
"Anyway, for the next few days, not only can we not torture Yu Xiaogang, we have to serve him well, heal all his wounds, and nurse him until he's fair and plump. Then, I'll send him to a 'good place'."
"I'll definitely let him enjoy some 'pure bliss'!"
Hearing this, Ghost Douluo's heart skipped a beat, and a hint of shock appeared in his eyes.
Liu Erlong and Hu Liena were completely bewildered.
Flender also stared blankly at Chrysanthemum Douluo. A bold thought suddenly occurred to him, his pupils dilated, and he showed panic and fear.
Oh my god?
This Chrysanthemum Douluo is terrifyingly formidable!
[Leon:???]
[Leon: Holy crap, someone! Quick, someone! Drag this bastard Chrysanthemum out and execute him! This hateful pervert, he's actually challenging my authority as a pervert!]
Leon also grew anxious.
This bastard Chrysanthemum Douluo actually had the same idea as him. He was actually trying to get ahead of him and take away Xiaogang's first time!
[Everyone:???]
[Everyone: What happened?]