Leon was really crying while laughing.
[Leon: Pfft~ As a professional gossip-gathering Group Owner, I've had professional training. Normally, I wouldn't laugh unless I couldn't help it!]
[Leon: Since you think I'm exaggerating, let me ask you this. We've been gossiping in the Group Chat for so long—let's not even talk about Tang Hao, Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, Flender, or Qian Daoliu. Let's just take the people in this Group Chat as an example. Aside from Yan Yan and the other two I just mentioned, who dares to come out and tell me she's a normal person?]
[Huo Wu: Me!]
[Leon: love brain.]
[Huo Wu:???]
[Little Bird: Me!]
[Leon: First Merit Douluo.]
[Little Bird:???]
[Winter Cutie: Me!]
[Leon: Hahaha!!]
[Winter Cutie: What do you mean? Am I that funny?]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Me!]
[Leon: You once liked Wang Dong.]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Ah?]
[Red Dream Dust: What about me?]
[Leon: You also liked Wang Dong.]
[Red Dream Dust:???]
Douluo World 2.
Shrek Academy.
Xiao Xiao had just finished eating with Wang Dong and stepped out of the academy cafeteria. Seeing Leon's reply in the Group Chat, she was completely stunned.
"Dammit!"
Xiao Xiao gave Wang Dong's arm a hard pinch and muttered, "You guy, why do you have to dress as a boy?"
"You've made me one of those abnormal people too."
Wang Dong was also stunned.
Forget it.
I really am not a normal person!
[Zi Ji: Our two Lords.]
[Bi Ji: Right!]
[Leon: Pfft!! Hahaha!!]
[Gu Yuena 1:???]
[Gu Yuena 2:???]
[Leon: Back to the topic!]
[Leon: Yan Yan is the granddaughter of the Poison Douluo, Dugu Bo. She's a real princess, pampered by her Titled Douluo grandfather since childhood, and everything has always gone smoothly for her.]
[Leon: Even when she later encountered the protagonist Tang San, she didn't trigger a love brain and fall for him just because she was defeated. Instead, like a normal person, she wanted revenge after falling out with him.]
[Leon: I have to give her special praise here. After all, before Tang San's Blue Silver Emperor Awakening, his looks were quite average!]
[Leon: On the other hand, people like Huo Wu, Meng Yiran, Qian Renxue, and Ning Rongrong—I have to give them a serious critique. They're qualified to apply for the Blind Douluo Group.]
[Huo Wu: Me?]
[Ning Rongrong: Me?]
Crown Prince's Mansion.
Qian Renxue was also stunned.
Wait?
You're starting to lay the groundwork now?
[Liu Erlong: I'm going to die laughing. Leon, did you hold back on Rongrong during the last gossip session?]
[Leon: I forgot at the time. Without my intervention, the Little Princess did indeed have feelings for Tang San early on.]
[Leon: Actually, speaking of Yan Yan, we have to mention her Martial Soul—the Jade Phosphor Serpent. This Jade Phosphor Serpent Martial Soul produces toxins that severely torture its master.]
[Leon: And speaking of the Jade Phosphor Serpent Poison, I really don't know how to roast it. Douluo Continent! It's supposed to be a Xuanhuan world, but it's really trash!]
[Leon: Without my intervention, Yan Yan would have stayed at the Heaven Dou Royal Academy and served as the vice-captain of their team. Their teacher, Qin Ming, actually came from Shrek Academy.]
[Leon: Under Qin Ming's leadership, the Heaven Dou Royal Academy team used the Great Spirit Arena matches as training, reaching the Silver Spirit rank within a year. Some nobles in Soto City invited their team to the Soto City Great Spirit Arena for a match and placed heavy bets on them.]
[Leon: The Heaven Dou Royal Academy team won match after match, causing huge losses for the Great Spirit Arena. So, they found the Shrek Academy team—the protagonist group led by Tang San—to deal with them.]
[Leon: It was during this match that the two sides met and fought. Something ridiculous happened. Yan Yan's final move, the Jade Phosphor Serpent Poison, was actually neutralized by Tang San using ignited Strong Realgar Wine?]
[Leon: I really... can you all imagine my feelings?]
[Dugu Yan:???]
[Number Nine: Didn't I say playing with poison wouldn't end well?]
[Bibi Dong: Didn't you say last time that Tang San's original world was just a Wuxia world?]
[Bo Saixi: Regardless of what world it is, neutralizing the poison of a Jade Phosphor Serpent Martial Soul with ignited realgar wine just doesn't seem right no matter how you look at it, does it?]
Soto City.
Yan Yan was fuming. She slammed the table and said, "I'm not eating anymore!"
"Let's go to Shrek Academy. I want to see for myself exactly how that bastard Tang San can neutralize my Jade Phosphor Serpent Poison!"
Zhu Zhuqing and the others were also caught between laughter and tears. It seemed like every day, after the gossip session, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were always the ones getting hurt!
[Leon: I don't know what to say either. In short, this match cemented the fact that Douluo Continent belongs in the Xuanhuan sewer.]
[Leon: The final result of the match was that Heaven Dou Royal Academy lost. Yan Yan was severely affected by this defeat; simply put, she was beaten to tears.]
[Leon: But there's no helping it. How could her mindset not collapse when her proudest Jade Phosphor Serpent Poison was so easily countered by Tang San?]
[Leon: If you ask me, Yan Yan, don't be in a hurry to cry yet. Go home and cry with your grandfather, because Tang San told him to his face, "Your poison is all trash!"]
[Leon: Doesn't that make you feel better? Your grandfather's Martial Soul is the Jade Phosphor Serpent, and he's played with poison his whole life, yet it's all trash in Tang San's eyes. What's your little setback compared to that?]
[Everyone: Damn.]
Yan Yan was completely stunned now.
Dammit!
Are you trying to comfort me or kick me while I'm down?
Just you wait!
[When I see you in Heaven Dou City, I'll make sure Ye Lingling gets another taste of what the Jade Phosphor Serpent Poison feels like.]
[Ye Lingling:???]
[Leon: Anyway, I really don't know how to roast this. Tang San, a guy from a Wuxia world, said the poison of Douluo Continent's Poison Douluo is all trash. Does that mean the poisons in the Wuxia world are more powerful than those in Douluo Continent?]
[Call Me Her Majesty: sound effect! sound effect! Is that so?]
[Leon: No, it's not!]
[Leon: Hardly any experts in the Wuxia world use poison, because those with powerful Internal Energy can use it to expel poison from their bodies.]
[Leon: Besides, Hidden Weapons and poison are considered low-life tactics in the Martial World. Only Tang San, in his "pure and noble" self, could use Hidden Weapons and poison while still thinking of himself as a gentleman.]