Gu Yuena nodded slightly and asked with some confusion, "Auspicious Beast, do you know what's going on with this Group Chat?"
"Why is there a person here who wants to take the same name as me, and even follows me to change to the same name?"
"I don't know, Ao!"
[Call Me Her Majesty: That fellow, you dare to copy my Sister Yue? Believe it or not, I'll beat you to "deaf"?]
Douluo World 1.
Beneath the Lake of Life.
Zi Ji and Bi Ji were also exploding with rage.
"Eh?"
"This bastard actually dares to make false accusations?"
"This is outrageous!"
"Is our Lord someone they can humiliate?"
[Zi Ji: I don't know who you people are, but! If you dare to provoke our Lord again, don't blame us for not giving the Lord face and coming to kill you all.]
[Bi Ji: The Lord's dignity must absolutely not be offended.]
[Call Me Her Majesty: Ao? You two bastards actually dare to impersonate my Sister Zi Ji and Sister Bi Ji? Are you two looking for a beating?!]
[Everyone:???]
[Yan Yan: How bold! You actually dare to bully our cute yet fierce Empress? What do you newcomers want to do?]
[Number Nine: Forget it, forget it, none of it is easy.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: These are all minor issues. You can just change your names again. Don't let it spoil the harmony.]
[Loves Eating Carrots:???]
[Ah Yin:???]
Suatou City.
Little Rabbit and Ah Yin were a bit dazed.
L-Lord?
Why does this form of address feel a bit off?
Ling Yuan looked at the two with a face full of confusion and asked, "What's wrong with you two?"
Ah Yin and Xiao Wu looked at each other and shook their heads slightly without speaking.
Because deep in their hearts, there was also a Lord, but this probably wasn't the same one, right?
Douluo World 1.
Gu Yuena thought for a moment, then looked at Zi Ji and Bi Ji and said:
"Forget it!"
"I won't argue with her for now."
Zi Ji and Bi Ji nodded, but they were still very angry.
Gu Yuena pondered for a bit and decided to give herself one last name, combining her previous two names.
And so.
Douluo World 2.
Gu Yuena looked at the Three-Eyed Golden Lion and said, "Forget it, Auspicious Beast. This person might just be playful. I won't lower myself to their level."
"It is quite magical, though. These two actually took the names Zi Ji and Bi Ji. Can there be such a coincidence?"
The Three-Eyed Golden Lion said with an angry face, "Sister Yue, that won't do! They actually dared to steal your name and even impersonated Sister Zi Ji and Sister Bi Ji. When that fellow Leon comes out, I'll have him mute them!"
Hearing this, Gu Yuena asked in surprise, "Auspicious Beast, are you very familiar with Leon, the leader of this Group Chat?"
"That's right, Ao!"
The Big Silly Cat Three-Eyed Golden Lion nodded heavily. "I'm very familiar with them all, Ao! I've been in here for many days, and every day someone sends me yummy stuffs!"
"That fellow Leon is currently at Shrek Academy in the human world. I told him to come find me, but he said he's afraid I'll call people to beat him up, so he doesn't dare to come, Ao!"
"Mm."
Gu Yuena nodded with satisfaction; the Imperial Auspicious Beast indeed had good Luck.
"I'll change my name again, combining the two names from just now."
["Na'er" changed name to "Yue Na'er."]
["Na'er" changed name to "Yue Na'er."]
[Everyone:???]
[Yan Yan: Hahaha, are you two really going at it?]
[Number Nine: Something seems wrong!]
[Liu Erlong: Why do they keep picking the same names?]
[Bibi Dong: Stupid, as soon as one sets it, the other follows. You don't actually think they have some kind of telepathy, do you?]
[Ma Xiaotao: Come on, we'll leave the stage to you two. Whatever grudge you have, just start the duel!]
[Dark Avenger: Please begin your performance.]
[Call Me Her Majesty: Outrageous! This is really making me angry, Ao! You bastard! Why do you keep using the same name as my Sister Yue!]
[Winter Cutie: Do you think it's possible that your Sister Yue just happens to have the same name as someone else?]
[Call Me Her Majesty: Cute Dong, you're talking nonsense, Ao! I watched my Sister Yue pick that name with my own eyes. You fellow, if you dare to come to the Star Dou Great Forest, I'll beat you to "deaf"!]
[Bi Ji: Outrageous, are you two certain you want to offend our Lord's dignity?]
[Zi Ji: Give me your address, I'm going to "shark" you all!]
[Call Me Her Majesty: This Empress is in the Star Dou Great Forest. If you dare come, I'll have Di Tian beat you to "deaf"! Do you dare?]
[Zi Ji: You're really seeking death. I'm also in the Star Dou Great Forest. Come! Do you dare tell me where in the Star Dou Great Forest you are?]
[Bi Ji: Di Tian?]
[Call Me Her Majesty: Ao? You've heard of Di Tian's name, haven't you?]
[Call Me Her Majesty: If you have the guts, come to the Lake of Life right now. I'll have Di Tian wait for you and beat every single one of you to "deaf"!]
[Zi Ji: Hahaha!!]
[Bi Ji: Are you sure Di Tian won't be the first to beat you to death?]
[Bo Saixi: Something's wrong!]
[Bibi Dong: I think I've spotted the problem.]
[Tang Yuehua: I think I've thought of something too?]
[Yan Yan: Holy crap, are we finally going to witness a miraculous moment in the Group Chat?]
[Number Nine: Regarding the matter of me fighting myself over a name...]
[Loves Eating Carrots:???]
[Dark Avenger: Teacher, this doesn't seem right either? How can someone span ten thousand years? Could they be a God?]
[Hu Liena: Junior Sister, you're so silly. Her Majesty the Empress is a Soul Beast, and those she knows must also be Soul Beasts. So is there a problem with a Soul Beast spanning ten thousand years?]
[Yue Na'er:???]
[Yue Na'er:???]
[Jiang Nannan: Has Brother Leon not finished his Cultivation yet?]
Douluo 2.
Shrek Academy.
Just after Jiang Nannan finished speaking, she suddenly saw the entire sky turn black.
"Eh?"
Bibi Dong's group also looked at the sky together, their eyes showing a hint of confusion.
Ning Rongrong muttered, "Could it be that Brother Leon has Awakened another Martial Soul?"
Bibi Dong thought for a moment and said, "It might not be an Awakening, but he's likely the one behind this commotion."
On the other side.
Leon suddenly opened his eyes. Looking at the dark clouds and rolling thunder above his head, he simply flicked a finger.
"Disperse!"
Instantly, a ray of light appeared in the sky and rapidly expanded. Soon, the originally cloud-covered sky began to clear, returning to a vast, sunny expanse.
Leon was very satisfied with this. With a flip of his hand, he summoned the first unlocked Magic Treasure—the Golden Bow and Silver Bullets.
The moment Leon took out the Golden Bow, it let out a joyful cry, as if welcoming its new master.
Feeling the powerful force contained within the Golden Bow, Leon suddenly had a bold idea. He immediately drew the bow toward the sky, his third eye snapping open, his vision instantly reaching the Divine Realm.
Asura Hall.
Ice-Pure and Jade-Clean God-King Tang.
Fire!
Swoosh—!
Instantly, a silver light shot out with terrifying speed, vanishing into the horizon in the blink of an eye.
As it happened.
God King Tang was currently very annoyed!
This time he had truly lost his daughter and his assets. Most ridiculous of all! That bastard in the Lower Realm was not only impersonating his daughter's grandfather and taking advantage of him, but he even made his daughter the Principal of Shrek Academy?
Are you f*cking crazy?
God King Tang even suspected this guy was doing it purely to spite him!
Dammit.
Even as a God King, I wouldn't dare give my daughter such a cheat, yet you actually directly arranged for her to be the Principal of Shrek Academy?
Outrageous!
Even more hateful was that bastard Destruction. Not only did he force him to stay in the Asura Hall every day, but he even sent two of his First-rank God subordinates to watch him outside the hall day and night in shifts.
God King Tang was truly worried sick.
This couldn't go on. His Divine Will could no longer descend to the Lower Realm, so he could only find someone in the Lower Realm to kill that bastard!
"Eh?"
At that moment, God King Tang's heart suddenly skipped a beat, a bad premonition washing over him. Just as he was about to move, he felt an excruciating pain in his butt, and he jumped straight up while clutching his backside.
"AH!!!"
A tragic scream echoed out from the Asura Hall.
Divine Realm:???