Zhu Zhuqing looked at Ye Lingling with a complex expression, thinking that it didn't really match her own personality.
[Shadow Cat: I don't think I'm the same as Ye Lingling. I'm cold and composed, while she is reclusive and taciturn.]
[Yan Yan: But you both have one thing in common: timid and submissive in reality, but heavy hitters in the Group Chat!]
[Liu Erlong: Hehe... both of you are the repressed type.]
[Ah Yin: I give you a like!]
[Everyone: +1.]
[Liu Erlong: Hahaha!!]
In the carriage.
Ah Yin and Ling Yuan couldn't help but laugh, reaching out to pull Zhu Zhuqing and Ye Lingling into their arms respectively.
"Hmm?"
"You really are the repressed type!"
Zhu Zhuqing's face turned awkward.
Ye Lingling's expression didn't change much.
[Number Nine: Go find your Tang Yuehua and chat about your spiritual romance!]
[Shadow Cat: You Little Bastard, I won't allow you to insult Xiaogang!]
[Yan Yan: Damn.]
[Ning Rongrong: I'm actually dying of laughter. Liu Erlong, don't you know that the ones who are stingy with their words usually have the most firepower?]
[Tang Yuehua: But, I didn't say anything?]
[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!]
[Dark Avenger: Our biggest regret is joining the group too late. We didn't make it in on the first day to see those lively scenes.]
In the carriage.
Leon was between laughter and tears.
Join on the first day?
If you all joined on the first day, wouldn't that turn into a chaotic brawl?
[Leon: Next is leaving Nuoding Academy, heading to Shrek Academy, and running into the Shrek Seven Devils. Coming back to the point, Tang San didn't meet many normal people on his life's journey!]
[Leon: Starting out — an alcoholic dad, a short-lived mom, a miserable childhood, and a broken him.]
[Everyone:???]
In the carriage.
Zhu Zhuqing and her group widened their eyes.
Ah, this?
Are you trying to take a graduate entrance exam with all those rhyming phrases?
[Liu Erlong: Do you mean we have to feel sorry for him?]
[Leon: Yes!]
[Leon: If I don't pity him, who will?]
[Bibi Dong: I'm dying of laughter. I think it should be, if you don't roast him, who will?]
[Tang Yuehua: Fortunately, his father doesn't gamble and doesn't hit him when drunk. That's a blessing.]
[Leon: Wrong! It's not Tang San who is lucky, it's Tang Hao who is lucky. If Tang Hao dared to hit him while drunk, I suspect Tang Hao wouldn't live for very long.]
[Dark Avenger: Isn't Tang Hao a Titled Douluo?]
[Leon: Young Avenger, your Mysterious Heaven Skill is incomplete. Tang San's Mysterious Heaven Skill is complete, and his methods of using poison on this Douluo Continent are absolutely among the best.]
[Leon: Sometimes we think about it, Tang San's start really wasn't easy. There was truly no one with normal values around him to guide him. He started with an alcoholic scum for a father, whom he had to take care of every day while still young, and his mother sacrificed herself early on, leaving him with a blood feud.]
[Leon: Fortunately, Grandpa Jack, the village head, was a good person. Although Tang Hao was a piece of scum who didn't care, Grandpa Jack did his utmost to send him into a Soul Master academy.]
[Leon: Who would have thought that upon entering Nuoding Academy, it was over again. He met a waste of a scum teacher and a rabbit who was a disgrace of the spirit beasts and a hooligan who feared nothing in the world.]
[Leon: Then to Shrek Academy, where he ran into the insidious profiteer Flender, whose motto is "not daring to cause trouble is for the mediocre," as well as the tyrannical hooligan Zhao Wuji, and the high-tier Seven-Star Ladybug Dai Mubai and low-tier Seven-Star Ladybug Ma Hongjun.]
[Leon: The fifth rule of the Mysterious Heaven Skill says, "Tang Sect Disciples must not easily provoke trouble, but if someone actively infringes, they may retaliate with thunderous force." This all caused Tang San to violate the sect rules.]
[Leon: Oh right, there's also Liu Erlong later on. Don't even get me started on Liu Erlong. I feel like she has an even worse love brain than Bibi Dong and the others. Let's just say, in this kind of environment, how can you expect Tang San to be a normal person?]
[Everyone:???]
Blue Tyrant Academy.
Liu Erlong was furious now.
"No way?"
"I have an even worse love brain than Bibi Dong and the others?"
[Liu Erlong: Leon, you Little Bastard, what right do you have to say I have an even worse love brain than Bibi Dong and the others?]
[Leon: No matter how much love brain Bibi Dong and the others have, at least they are normal love brains. Who do you love? You love your own cousin, and you didn't turn back even after knowing your identities. Do you think you can be considered a normal person?]
[Bibi Dong: Hahaha!!]
[Hu Liena: My teacher and I are about to die of happiness.]
[Yan Yan: I'm about to die of laughter too. As expected of you, Liu Erlong!]
[I am an Orphan: What a talent!]
[Winter Cutie: It seems there is also a cousin-loving aunt.]
[Tang Yuehua:???]
[Dark Avenger: Hahaha!!]
[Ma Xiaotao: I'm really about to die of laughter. The newcomers look at me and Tang Ya and think we are both crazy... Wait!]
[Ma Xiaotao: My ancestor is the King of Prostitution, so be it, why differentiate between high and low tiers, making it seem like I'm a level weaker than Dai Mubai?]
[Ning Rongrong: I'm truly speechless. Xiaotao, you're actually arguing about this?]
[Leon: Dai Mubai has looks and money, and he finds beautiful women, purely just to play around. Ma Hongjun has no looks and no money, he just vents his frustration in the evil fire chicken coop.]
[Leon: Then there's Oscar. Oscar himself actually doesn't have any problems, but unfortunately, he grew up with Flender and the others, so his values are also hard to describe.]
[Leon: In these environments, plus the fact that Tang San was a killer in his previous life, you all can figure it out for yourselves!]
Douluo 2.
Shrek Academy.
Wang Dong was numb at this moment.
Absurd!
Although Leon has always been eating melons based on facts, hearing him say it like this now, Tang San's path of growth was crooked from the start!
On the other side.
Ma Xiaotao and Tang Ya were also between laughter and tears.
Huo Yuhao, looking completely confused, tugged on Beibei and asked: "Senior Brother Beibei, are Teacher Tang Ya and the others always this prone to laughter?"
Beibei was also completely bewildered by this!
That's a story for another time.
Douluo 1.
Suotuo City.
Shrek Academy.
A man with a zombie face walked into Flender's office. He had his hands behind his back and possessed a special aura.
Commonly known as: Mysterious confidence!
That's right!
This person was Yu Xiaogang.
"Xiaogang, you finally came."
Seeing the person arrive, Flender happily stood up and went to hug Yu Xiaogang.
Compared to Flender's enthusiasm, Yu Xiaogang appeared extremely cold:
"If it weren't for Little San, and the hope of a Break Through to level thirty, I don't think I would have come out."
Flender laughed, "Good, as long as you are willing to come out, that's fine. We brothers can finally be together again. It's a pity, she isn't here."
Yu Xiaogang suddenly frowned: "Flender, don't mention her. I don't want to argue with you."
Flender also said somewhat helplessly:
"Alright!"
"Although I know you don't want to remember the past, I still can't help but say that the life we lived together back then is something I will never forget in my lifetime."
"That memory was the happiest time of my life. If we could have lived carefree like that forever, how good would that have been!"
Truth be told.
Flender is truly a veteran simp!