"Okay, come here, Rei and Zera, let me quickly pour water on you, then we can go eat," I said.
"Okay… is the water warm?" Rei asked as she crawled closer to me.
"It doesn't matter, I'm just hoping we get some good food," Zera said.
Both of them seem like they have different needs… well, I'm just gonna do this one at a time. Right now, we need to take a bath.
"No, sorry, the water is cold. And don't worry, Zera, today we will actually have food, so be happy," I said in a cheery voice.
I then formed water and started splashing them. They started shivering, but it was fine—they were getting cleaned… and fucking hell, their bodies looked so neat, but I can't stare, so I just quickly finished up.
After all, today's my first time having proper food in this world. I can't wait… I hope it tastes good… well, hopefully.
After we got out of the bath and put on our dresses, since we were gonna take it easy—it's just the morning—then we'll ask where the guild is and switch to our adventurer clothes.
But for now, let's go to the cafeteria. Well, I have no clue what they call it here, I'm just going to call it a cafeteria.
"Hey mister, can us three have our breakfast now?" I asked, with pitiful eyes.
"Oh, you kids are up early. Of course, you can go sit over there, we will bring your food in some time."
"Thank you," all three of us said.
Wow, they were really looking forward to the food, huh?
We moved over to a table and sat, just looking at each other… and since I don't want us to be awkward again, I started talking.
"Hey Zera and Rei, did you guys sleep well~? I slept sooo good, the bed was super fluffy, like a cloud," I said in my beautiful child voice.
HAHAHA, how do you like my acting? It's super good. I can easily act like a 7-year-old, this is easy. Honestly, why did I even screw up before? I should just act dumb and be spoiled—that's what's supposed to happen to kids, right?
Well… I guess in this life and my previous, it seems I just have to survive by myself… but at least in this life, I have friends. I'm really happy.
"Yeah, the bed was soft… that was my first time sleeping for so long," Rei said.
"Honestly…" yawn "…I wanted to sleep more, but it's fine since we're eating, I can't wait," Zera said happily.
"Here's your food, girls, eat up," said the waitress.
"Thank you," we all said.
The food was steaming hot. It came with a plate that had chicken with vegetables and steaming potatoes around it. Then for dessert, there was a piece of pie—I'm guessing apple, since that's the only pie I know. I mean, I know there's jam pie, but apple was the most popular back in my world so maybe also here?
The waitress also gave us water.
Ahh… fuck, finally a good meal.
I immediately started eating, and thank god I didn't get mesmerised by the food and start eating like a mature kid, because if I did, then I don't know what excuse I would have made. So I started eating like a seven-year-old, making cutesy noises and saying "mmmh" every now and then, while Zera and Rei were just smiling and giggling at me being cute.
"This is the best thing ever, right guys~?" I said happily, munching on the potatoes.
"Yeah… I'm so happy," Rei said, tears forming in her eyes.
"So delicious," Zera said.
Wow… I mean, it is delicious, but my old world probably would have made it better. But that would have been all processed by machines and chemicals… maybe this is organic, I can take a good guess and tell they don't have high-tech machines like on earth so probably organic.
Anyway, this meal is still good for being organic.
As we were happily munching on our food, mister hero person and his party came down—two boys and two girls.
Well… I didn't say this before or think about it much since I was half asleep at that time, but I'm guessing they all had sex last night. I mean, I could hear soft moaning coming from somewhere when I woke up in the night, but I kind of instantly went back to sleep. Plus, it's not like I care whether they had a foursome, but still… fucking hell, can they not use be mindful? There are people here.
Well, I guess they thought kids wouldn't know what they're doing… but I'm not a kid. Still, its not like I'm gonna tell them that.
"Oh, it's you kids," said the man.
"You girls are eating breakfast, can we join you?" said one of the women.
Hey, hey… yesterday only the man was talking, but now it looks like they all forgot about yesterday trying to inspect my status and whatnot. It's not like I care, but the switch-up is crazy.
"Sure," I said quickly.
"Thanks," said the other man.
"Mhm," the other woman said.
And as they sat next to us, maybe because they were hungry, they just kept staring at us… but I didn't get a notification, so they were probably really hungry. So I decided to play the role of the cute kid—HA. He should be thankful I'm not killing him… not like I can kill anyone right now anyway.
"Hey mister, here," I said, offering him a potato. "Say ahh~"
He just stared and blinked. So did his party members. I was about to eat it myself since he kept staring for like a minute, but then—
NOM
"Thanks for the potato," he said while eating it.
Thank god he didn't reject it. I was about to start crying. This fucking guy nearly just left a seven-year-old holding out food—I swear he's a fucking dick.
I'm not offering it to him anymore.
Zera and Rei were just staring at me, but I guess they were so hungry they just went back to eating while listening in and smiling.
"Hey miss, feed us too."
"Yeah, me too."
"Hey guys, stop, are you jealous?" the snapped back.
Well, sure, I'll feed them… but I'm gonna make them say my name and not call me 'missy' since its annoying as fuck. And second, I'm going to ask for payment—after all, nothing is free in ANY world.
"Okay, I will, but you have to call me Celestia, and you also have to give me some of your potatoes," I said, poking another potato and pointing it to the woman.
But I never expected her to agree so quickly.
"Okay, Celestia," she said, then chomped on the potato.
I looked back about to pick up another but... yeah, all the potatoes are finished.
Time to eat my pie i guess.
But poor other guy—he really thought he was going to get fed. I feel bad, so I said—
"Sorry mister, there's none left, but next time I'll give you two potatoes, okay~?" I said, tilting my head and making a number two symbol with my hand.
"HAHAHA, okay Celestia."
Ha do you like that super cute pose? Wow… why are they all so ecstatic and full of energy? Just yesterday they were squinting at me with cold, dead eyes, and now they're happy because I fed them.
These guys are pretty pathetic… getting happy all because of ME, a cute girl.
What a bunch of fucking losers.
HAHAHAHA.
