Vegeta stared at the newly transformed Majin Buu, feeling a wave of sheer annoyance.
Seriously? What the hell is with you? You just switch forms every time you're losing? Am I the Saiyan here, or are you?
"Hee hee hee! ROAR!"
Kid Buu let out a shrill laugh before pounding his chest like a wild Great Ape. His gaze locked onto Vegeta, as if he had just discovered a fascinating new toy.
In the next heartbeat, he lunged at Vegeta with blinding speed.
BOOM!
The two clashed in the sky once more. Afterimages blurred and intertwined at such a pace that the Supreme Kai's eyes couldn't even track their movements.
"Tsk. If Vegeta doesn't have a hidden ace, he's probably going to hit a wall..." Turles noted, shaking his head as he watched the battle.
After all, Vegeta had just fought a gauntlet against three different versions of Buu. His stamina was depleted, and he was far from his peak. Now, he was facing a Kid Buu who seemed to possess inexhaustible energy.
Unless he had a miracle up his sleeve, a "tragedy" was imminent. These versions of Buu were progressively more dangerous than the last.
Sure enough, a moment later, Vegeta was hammered into the ground.
CRASH!
Vegeta had succumbed to his usual fate. He slammed into the dirt, the impact forcing him out of his Super Saiyan transformation.
It had to be said—arrogance was truly the greatest enemy of a Saiyan. What should have been a winning position had been squandered by Vegeta's own desire to toy with his opponent.
At that moment, Kid Buu's eyes fell upon Turles' hand. Specifically, he was staring at the Fat Buu chocolate Turles was still holding.
To him, that chocolate held a fatal attraction!
Kid Buu swallowed hard and charged straight at Turles.
"Interesting. You're coming for me? Sorry, Kakarot, I can't be blamed for this one!"
Zip!
Turles vanished. Before Kid Buu could even process what was happening, Turles materialized at his side and sent him flying with a single punch.
"That's sneaky, Turles! You knew I was just about to jump in!" Goku complained.
"Hey, Kakarot, the little guy came for me first!" Turles retorted, watching the tumbling dragon.
"ROAR!"
A furious howl echoed from across the battlefield. Enveloped in a violent violet aura, Kid Buu flew back at Turles in a rage.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
Turles dodged Kid Buu's frenzied strikes with effortless grace, lazily batting the monster back each time with a counter-punch.
He tossed the Fat Buu chocolate into the air and caught it again. "You really want this, don't you?"
Kid Buu paused, nodding with desperate hunger. Did this mortal actually intend to give it to him?
But the next second, everyone was stunned.
"You want it? I'm not giving it to you. Revert!"
Turles cast his Restoration Magic. In an instant, the chocolate transformed back into Fat Buu. Turles had just "scavenged" Buu's magical attributes, and this was the perfect time to test them out.
Kid Buu froze, his jaw dropping. Then, his fury reached a boiling point. The "duck" that was already in his mouth had just flown away. He had actually thought the man was going to hand it over, only for him to turn the fat one back into a person.
Fat Buu, now back to normal, panted heavily and shot fearful glances at both Turles and Kid Buu.
"Go wait over there," Turles commanded. "I'm going to deal with this guy first. Don't even think about running, got it?"
Fat Buu nodded frantically. Just then, Kid Buu's next attack arrived.
Thump!
Kid Buu's fist slammed into Turles' open palm. The impact was like a pebble dropping into the ocean—it vanished into Turles' grip without a trace.
"Tsk. Ambushes are a bad habit..."
"Gah?"
Kid Buu's eyes bulged as he stared at Turles in disbelief.
"What? Turles is already this strong?" Goku shouted, eyes wide. Turles hadn't even transformed into a Super Saiyan yet, and he was completely suppressing Kid Buu.
Goku clenched his fists. I haven't been training hard enough... I can't even imagine what kind of hellish training Turles must have gone through!
Turles: ???
That's right, Kakarot. I have endured countless hardships and training from hell. My power is entirely the result of my own hard work. (Godfather, aid me!)
Infuriated, Kid Buu's violet aura exploded, his Ki reaching a new peak of intensity.
Fwoosh! Fwoosh!
A violet cyclone of energy swirled around Kid Buu as he launched a frantic assault on Turles.
Rat-tat-tat-tat!
To Turles, however, Kid Buu was simply too weak and far too slow. He evaded every strike with minimal movement. Kid Buu couldn't even graze the hem of Turles' shirt.
"Incredible... Majin Buu can't even touch Lord Turles," the Supreme Kai muttered. Today was a day of having his common sense shattered over and over again.
Hah... Hah...
Kid Buu panted, staring at Turles with wide, disbelieving eyes. No matter how much speed he put behind his attacks, his opponent was always one step ahead.
"HAAAA!—"
Kid Buu powered up again and unleashed a hail of energy balls—the classic Prince's Tactics.
A meteor shower of violet light rained down ruthlessly upon Turles.
Turles moved like an elegant dancer, weaving through the explosions with practiced ease. When the smoke cleared and he emerged completely unscathed, Kid Buu finally began to panic. Cold sweat broke out on his pink forehead.
He had never encountered someone this overwhelmingly powerful.
"What's wrong? Finished? Then I guess it's my turn."
A calm, invincible smile spread across Turles' face.
Zip!
Before Kid Buu could react, Turles' fist was already buried in his stomach.
WHAM!
The sheer force of the blow made Kid Buu's eyes nearly pop out of his head.
Then, Turles initiated "Master Turles' Exclusive VIP Massage Service." Kid Buu became a pink volleyball, ping-ponging through the air as Turles hammered him from every angle.
"So strong... Majin Buu has no way to fight back..."
With a final ground slam, Turles hammered Kid Buu into the dirt.
As Kid Buu struggled to his feet, a tall shadow loomed over him.
Turles extended a single finger. Looking into Kid Buu's terrified eyes, he spoke a few cold words.
"Turn into chocolate!"
"NO!!"
A beam of light shot forth. Under Kid Buu's desperate, horrified gaze, the beam struck him directly, transforming him into a piece of chocolate.
Turles reached down and picked it up. Because the gap in power was so astronomical, Kid Buu didn't retain his consciousness like Vegito had when he was turned into a jawbreaker.
Kid Buu was completely out cold, transformed into a chocolate bar vibrating with immense, concentrated energy.
One could say that eating this chocolate would grant a massive power boost. Of course, not just anyone could handle the consumption...