Chapter 71: Reisen Also Steals People Sometimes.
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Kaguya didn't actually go so far as to devour the sh*ta-version Kihara completely. She simply treated him as an extremely cute oversized body pillow and gaming buddy.
While staying in her bedroom, Kihara basically spent most of his time nestled in her soft embrace that smelled of instant noodles and potato chips. He didn't even get a chance to go back and harvest the crops.
Fortunately, Shinjo Akane had built a giant bamboo-shaped signal base station near Eientei, allowing him to contact his girlfriends by phone and remind them not to touch the ripe vegetables.
Farming skill experience mainly came from harvesting crops. If the girls helped harvest, he would lose a huge amount of skill EXP.
One day, Marisa came as usual to water the crops. Because the girls had warned her not to pick anything casually, she could only stare at the colorful, mouth-watering vegetables and drool.
At that moment, a lightbulb lit up above her head. She realized that with Kihara not at home, this was the perfect time to secretly take revenge on him.
"I remember that guy said these ingredients aren't for sale yet, meaning he plans to eat them himself!"
Marisa immediately took out the mysterious potion she had accidentally succeeded in brewing during a previous accident.
Although she didn't know its exact effect, she had secretly tested it on rabbits in the Lost Bamboo Forest. They had just fallen asleep for a short while and then ran away. This proved the potion didn't have unknown side effects like Yagokoro Eirin's medicines.
She quickly mixed the potion into the watering can and shook it evenly. Whistling nonchalantly, Marisa continued watering the crops as if nothing was wrong. As long as Kihara ate vegetables that had absorbed the mysterious sleeping potion, she could use the ink mushrooms (which only lost their color after seven days) to prank him while he was asleep!
[The witch visited your farm. Some vegetables have undergone unexpected changes!]
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An event notification that normally only appeared the next morning popped up in broad daylight. Kihara was very puzzled. Based on experience, he could only guess that Marisa had done something to the crops.
"Kihara, stop spacing out! We agreed to play randomized Elden Ring until we beat it today!"
Kaguya, taking advantage of her current height advantage, rested her chin on top of his head and gently rubbed it. She seemed to really enjoy holding him in her arms while gaming. His small back was reflected in the bottom of her pupils.
"Tsk, you're only 20 centimeters taller than me. Wait until I return to my original height and try that again!"
"Ara~ Is the little brother angry? Does big sister need to give you milk?"
Kihara slapped away her right hand that was pinching his cheek and said with a cold face, "You're as flat as a steel plate with screws. Where would you get milk from? I'd rather go find Reisen. At least hers are real."
"How do you know how big hers are? Did Reisen actually feed you before?"
Kaguya tossed the controller aside and pinned him to the floor like a wife looking for evidence of her husband's affair. She narrowed her eyes and examined him carefully from top to bottom.
Because there were no clothes in the house that fit Kihara's current size, he was wearing one of Kaguya's childhood kimonos. Paired with his baby-fat cute face, it gave her a forbidden feeling of wanting to push down her own younger self.
"Hey… are you thinking about something really bad right now?"
Kihara could tell from her dreamy eyes and heavier breathing that this NEET princess was fantasizing about something strange. Unfortunately, he was now just an easily pushable little sh*ta and couldn't resist at all.
[Kukuku~ Why don't you just let her have her way, Master? It's not like you'd lose anything, right?]
[Stop saying things from the sidelines and come save me!]
[Unfortunately, because you lost your power, I can't come out of the shadow at all.]
[Then I'm done for.]
"Guhehe~"
Kaguya wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth. It took her tremendous effort to suppress the urge to push Kihara down right there and steal his childhood v*rginity. After all, she preferred him to take the initiative and push her down instead.
"I'm surprised you could hold back…" Kihara widened his eyes in surprise. He had already prepared himself to be forcefully taken by Kaguya, but she had somehow managed to rein herself in.
"Hmph, do you think I'm the kind of person who would take advantage of someone in a vulnerable state?"
Kihara gave her a thumbs-up. "Good bro, I didn't misjudge you!"
[Master, I'm very curious about the relationship between you two. You've already reached this point, so why haven't you taken it further?]
[Uh… can I say that because we're too much like good bros, I don't have any romantic feelings toward Kaguya?]
[Kaguya is quite pitiful…]
"Uh…" Hearing her comment, Kihara awkwardly scratched his head. He then turned to look at Kaguya, who was squatting by the fridge grabbing a drink. An idea popped into his mind. He walked behind her and lightly patted her shoulders twice.
"Kaguya."
"What?" She turned around in confusion.
Kihara gave her a quick, dragonfly-like kiss on her soft, dewy cheek, then pinched his chin in thought.
[See? Even when I kiss her cheek like this, I don't feel any ripples in my heart. It feels like doing something completely ordinary.]
[Hmm… that's strange. Could it be related to your current body condition?]
[I can still do it, okay? I'm currently around 13-14 years old, junior high age, not turned into an elementary schooler.]
While the human and youkai were communicating in their minds, they completely failed to notice that Kaguya's cheeks had instantly turned bright red. Her pupils trembled violently like an earthquake, and a high-pitched whistle like a boiling kettle burst from her mouth.
"Ah!!!"
"You sneaky bastard, get out!"
"Ouch!"
Kaguya angrily kicked Kihara out of the room with her bare feet and slammed the door shut. Before he could explain, the door itself disappeared in an instant, leaving him standing alone in the corridor.
[I think Kaguya doesn't necessarily see you only as a brother. She's still craving your body.]
[I know she likes me, but I want to respond with the same feelings, not in this state where I feel nothing.]
[Looks like there's still a long way to go in your relationship.]
[We'll take it slow. No rush.]
Kihara stretched. Since Kaguya didn't want to see him right now, he could go back to Pelican Town to harvest the crops and see what exactly Marisa had been up to.
He had only taken a few steps when a rabbit ear suddenly poked out from behind a pillar. Reisen timidly stuck out half her head and asked weakly, "Um… Kihara-san, can I… breed with you?"
[Why are you so nervous?]
[Shinobu, do you know one thing…]
[What?]
[Among all animals, rabbits rank first in the star domain.]
[You should run now. With your current small body, I'm afraid you'll die in Eientei.]
Kihara took one step back, but Reisen had somehow already circled behind him. It looked like he had walked into her embrace.
Maru spicy!!!
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(T/N: Just to let you know, I rather read NTR with ugly bastard then shoto doujin....
But here i have no choice 😭)
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Thank you for reading.