"I envy the Gaki, he's got a date with a cute Hyuuga girl" Jiraiya said as he walked alongside Shizune and Tsunade. "Too young for my tastes, but I can tell she'll be quite the looker in later years."
Tsunade momentarily felt jealous before she shoved the feeling down. She had just gotten drunk with the blonde and had an amazing night. She was probably his girlfriend or something. Tsunade frowned slightly, noticing Shizune looking slightly upset about the fact as well.
Shizune hadn't… Tsunade thought about the facts. Her apprentice had, now that she really thought about it. Hmm, this was an interesting facet to be thinking about. Polygamy wasn't unheard of, extremely uncommon but not unheard of.
Was the blonde playing the women in his life? Tsunade tapped her foot a bit as she kept moving further through the village. She wanted to review a few things and ask those close to the blonde.
It was… asinine to think that his powers might stem from having sex with people. It couldn't be that.
Could it?
Over the next few days, Naruto spent a great deal of time avoiding everyone he knew and had been intimate with. Word got out that he had a date with Hinata and of course several of the others were asking where theirs was. Naruto hadn't even gone on his date with Hinata yet, and they were asking about them. It made things… difficult.
Of course then there were those like Anko asking about the date, wanting details like when it was going to happen and such. Mikoto even seemed interested, trying to find out what was taking the blonde so long.
It was about ten days after they got back when an ANBU said that Tsunade was calling him to her office. He headed that way and was surprised to see Shikamaru beside him walking up. "Any ideas?" Naruto asked the genius.
"A few now that I've seen you. All of them troublesome." Shikamaru said in his usual sloth like demeanor.
When they entered Tsunade's office, Naruto was a bit surprised to see all the proctors for the Chunin Exams as well as a few important Chunin. Anko offered a wave from the wall.
Tsunade gave this speech about how they impressed several people. They showed tact, an ability to think outside the box, to plan ahead, even teamwork. Naruto was surprised when he was given his own Chunin Vest. He stared at the flak vest with a bit of awe, holding it.
Shikamaru muttered his signature word to himself before he slipped it on.
Naruto rolled his eyes at the lazy genius before he clapped him on the shoulder. "Don't worry about it Shika. It's a good position, nothing too hard, and no boring D-ranks." The blonde said as he walked out with Shikamaru.
"Yeah, but I didn't want promoted so soon. So damned troublesome." Shikamaru said.
"Gaki," Naruto felt his arm get grabbed by Anko. "You're coming with me." She made use of the Body Flicker technique.
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Naruto felt his feet touch the ground at his apartment and was soon dragged inside by Anko and he was pushed onto the couch. Naruto glanced around, noting who all was there. Hana, Tsume, and Mikoto were over by his bedroom door, leaning against the wall. Karin, Kin, and Tayuya were behind him, leaning on the couch a bit. Ichibi sat on the arm of the couch, watching him. Anko, Shizune and Ayame were in front of him, watching him. Temari sat on the other arm of the couch, watching him. All eyes were on him.
"What?" Naruto asked, looking at all of them.
"So when's your date going to be with the Hyuuga girl?" Anko asked, crossing her arms under her bust.
So that was what this was about. Naruto offered a sigh and stood up. He held up one finger to Anko as he walked towards his bedroom.
The girls all followed him, with Mikoto and Tsume entering his room before him with slight frowns on their faces. Why wouldn't he just answer the question?
Naruto walked over to his closet with purposeful strides and slung the door open, revealing a sea of orange jumpsuits. "And what would you like me to wear on the date? I think the date should be nicer than me wearing my Shinobi garb" Naruto turned to his closet and pulled out one hanger. "Orange jumpsuit," he tossed it onto the bed. "Orange jumpsuit," he tossed the next one onto the bed, "Orange jumpsuit," he tossed the next one. "Orange jumpsuit," he tossed the fourth one onto the bed. "Orange jumpsuit that I use for spare parts to patch the others." This one also joined the others on the bed.
Naruto turned and leaned against his closet door. While he wouldn't treat the women in his life like shit, he wasn't about to be pushed around either, even by their show of force by all of them being in his room. "I was a Genin for the past eight months, before that I was an orphan barely having any money to my name. All my bills came out of my monthly stipend that stopped when I got my headband." Naruto inhaled and exhaled slowly. "One of those months, I was training for the Chunin Exams, so I couldn't perform missions and bring in a whole lot of money. For about another two of those months, I was on two separate missions that didn't exactly bring me a whole lot of cash. Getting Tsunade back to the village wasn't exactly a paying mission because it was a necessity. Saving Wave didn't exactly pay a lot having to be split between three Genin and an Elite Jonin."
