I spilled my guts to pinky before lunch just because I needed someone to talk to about everything I'd just fucking seen and heard. I mean I'm not crazy!
Fauna is! Right?
"2000+ years celibate? That's the most unbelievable part of this story," pinky said.
"Pinky!" I snapped.
"I mean, maybe just try to forget it. The affair wasn't your fault and had nothing to do with you. Her moms a slut and your dads a scumbag and they both don't respect marriage vows. Isn't Fauna just lashing out at you because she's too scared to lash out at her parents?" It made so much sense I wanted to slap myself for freaking out.
Am I... unreasonable?
No, this situation is crazy, no one can doubt that.
"I'm sorry I was so harsh on you before," I sighed.
Pinky's eyes widened. "Huh?"
