Chapter 149 Bibi Dong: Braised Rabbit Head! Xiao Wu's Identity Exposed!
Xiao Wu finally came to her senses and grabbed Ning Rongrong's shoulder with such force that Ning Rongrong couldn't help but frown.
"Rongrong! Are you really a 'little witch'?"
"My God, this is unbelievable! I thought all the people in the group were weirdos I'd never seen on this continent, but they're right here beside me!"
Xiao Wu was so excited that she was incoherent, and her two long ears seemed to stand up.
Before Ning Rongrong could answer, the black figure at the door of the private room walked over.
Zhu Zhuqing's expression was calm, but there was a subtle undercurrent in the depths of her eyes.
She glanced at Tang San and the others who were peeking over from a private room not far away, then reached out and grabbed Xiao Wu's other wrist.
Let's talk somewhere else.
"There are too many people and too many eyes here."
Zhu Zhuqing's voice remained flat as she pulled Xiao Wu toward the quieter stairwell.
Xiao Wu was completely bewildered, sandwiched between the two men on either side, as if she had been kidnapped.
"Hey, hey, Zhuqing, what are you doing?"
"I'm already shocked that Rongrong is a 'little witch,' what other secrets do you want to tell me?"
The three of them arrived at the corner of the stairs and made sure no one was around.
Zhu Zhuqing released her grip, leaned against the wall, and gazed at Xiao Wu's still somewhat childish face before slowly speaking:
"'Bunny is the cutest'."
Xiao Wu was jolted awake; the heart that had just settled down instantly jumped into her throat again.
She stared wide-eyed at the usually taciturn Zhu Zhuqing, and an even more astonishing conjecture gradually took shape in her mind.
"Could it be... Zhu Qing, you..."
Zhu Zhuqing nodded slightly, parted her red lips, and uttered the nickname that had sparked much speculation in the group:
"I am—[My cat is white and big]."
quiet.
A deathly silence.
Xiao Wu opened her mouth wide, her gaze unconsciously sweeping over Zhu Zhuqing's impressive figure before she swallowed hard.
"It really is... so white and big..."
"Zhu Qing! It's you!"
Xiao Wu couldn't help but exclaim in surprise. The shock she felt at this moment was even greater than when she learned Rongrong's identity earlier.
After all, in her impression, Rongrong was always quirky and mischievous, so it wasn't surprising that she had the nickname "little witch".
But Zhu Zhuqing has the aloof goddess vibe!
What an incredibly... straightforward name!
Ning Rongrong, watching Xiao Wu's naive and innocent demeanor, couldn't help but chuckle. She put her hand on Zhu Zhuqing's shoulder and winked at Xiao Wu.
"How about that? Surprised? Unexpected?"
"Our three beauties from Shrek Academy are all in this chat group."
Xiao Wu took several deep breaths before she finally processed this fact.
Looking at her two best friends, the shock in her eyes gradually gave way to an indescribable excitement.
"Very good!"
"Now that all three of us are here, doesn't that mean we can do whatever we want in the group chat from now on?"
"If anyone dares to bully us, we'll fight back together!"
"If the three of us join forces, we're invincible!"
The three girls exchanged glances. Although they usually had different personalities, their positions had become somewhat delicate due to recent events.
But at this moment, the secret called "chat group" tightly binds them together.
...
On the other side, in the Blue Tyrant Academy dormitory.
Lu Ming sat cross-legged on the bed, not in a hurry to go to the so-called birthday banquet.
His gaze was focused on the chat group interface in his mind.
The group chat interface had completely exploded because of the photo Xiao Wu posted.
Xiao Wu originally just wanted to show off how "good" Tang San was to her in the group chat, so she posted a picture of a carrot cake.
But she overlooked a fatal problem.
background.
The background of the photo includes not only that uniquely ugly cake.
They also captured Tang San in his iconic Shrek Academy uniform, and Dai Mubai sitting next to him with a wry smile.
This might not mean much to ordinary people, but for someone like Bibi Dong, who controls the entire Spirit Hall's intelligence network, it's like slapping your ID card on the table.
[Your Holiness]: Ha, who do we have here? It turns out that the rabbit who's been making a ruckus in the group chat all day is the one who slipped through the net.
The moment Bibi Dong's message came out, the atmosphere in the group instantly plummeted to freezing point.
[Your Holiness]: @RabbitIsTheCutest, what's wrong? You're not saying anything? Isn't that blond kid in the background of the photo Prince Dai Mubai of the Star Luo Empire? And that cake-making good-for-nothing, is that bastard Tang San?
[Your Holiness]: It's like finding a needle in a haystack, only to have it come to me effortlessly. I've been searching for you for so long, and you've delivered yourself right to my doorstep. You 100,000-year-old rogue rabbit, you have quite the nerve.
These words startled the other members of the group who were unaware of the situation.
[Want a sweet romance]: A 100,000-year-old rogue rabbit? Is that rabbit a soul beast? And a 100,000-year-old one at that? Oh my god!
[Poison Fairy]: Rabbit, you weren't human after all.
[I Have No Mother]: A Soul Beast Taking Human Form?
Xiao Wu was being talked to by Rongrong and Zhuqing at the moment and didn't check the group chat immediately.
When she refocused her attention on her mind, she saw Bibi Dong's murderous words.
In the past, Xiao Wu might have been scared.
After all, the other party was a Title Douluo and the Pope of the Spirit Hall.
But now, she's in the chat group.
The group admin once said that chat groups are an absolutely safe space, and even a god cannot come through the internet to attack someone.
Moreover, harming each other is forbidden here, so even if Bibi Dong knows it's her, she can't do anything about it in the group.
Xiao Wu's temper flared up instantly.
[The Cutest Bunny]: @Your Holiness, ptooey! You wicked woman! Now that you've recognized me, I'm too lazy to pretend anymore! Yes, it's me!
[Bunny is the cutest]: You old hag, all you do is kill, kill, kill! What else can you do besides bullying soul beasts? You're just jealous that I have a brother who dotes on me, jealous that I have someone who loves me!
[The Cutest Bunny]: I think you're just an unwanted menopausal old woman! No wonder your useless teacher doesn't like you, no wonder you'll be lonely for the rest of your life!
These words were like daggers, piercing Bibi Dong's very soul.
...
Inside the Spirit Hall, in the Papal Palace.
"!!!"
The veins on the back of Bibi Dong's hand, which was holding the scepter, bulged, and she almost lost her composure.
"You bastard!"
"How dare you, a mere beast, humiliate me like this!"
She typed quickly in the group chat.
[His Holiness the Pope]: Shut up! You reckless scoundrel! Believe me or not, I'll send men right now to raze that lousy academy to the ground and drag you back to make braised rabbit heads!
[The cutest bunny]: Hehehe! Come on, come on! Who's afraid of who! I have the group admin's protection now, what can you do to me?
(End of chapter)