Index: The Devil Passport is a powerful gadget from Doraemon. It is inscribed with "PASSPORT OF SATAN" and is a top-level forbidden item of the 22nd century. It can completely control the thoughts and logic of everyone except the user.
[Prologue]
"Congratulations to Reincarnator Xia Ren 227 for completing the mission and returning to the Main God Space." A cold, synthesized voice sounded, and the image of Zhong Yuyan's spear began to dissipate, while the figures of the spacetime patrol team chasing him in the distance gradually disappeared.
Zhong Yu was covered in blood, and every part of his body was broken, but he smiled brightly, grinning to reveal the few teeth he had left.
"Heh heh... In the end, I still won... Ha... Ha... The damn world's will... still has to drink my foot bath water... Ha... Ha... Ha!"
Lying on the ground, Zhong Yu was like a dead dog, unable to even finish a laugh. Every breath was a huge torment for his lungs, which were now three-quarters smaller.
"Hey... you damn god... I've completed my mission... hurry... hurry up and heal my body..."
This god, whose conscience is so corrupt, always takes so long to settle tasks. Zhong Yu always felt that He was just stalling for time. What if he died before the settlement was finished? Then the god would be left with a huge amount of resources... No way!
It's 2022 already, talent is still the most valuable resource!
Zhong Yu's God Space is relatively generous; all missions are PvE, with no PvP. Reincarnators are more like His faith spreaders, spearheading His invasions of various worlds. The training of His apostles is also quite thorough. There are generally no impossible, suicide missions; missions are assigned based on the reincarnators' strength. The guiding principle is: more work, more reward; no work, no reward; if you're caught slacking off, you're out.
Sigh, even after becoming a reincarnator, I still have to work non-stop.
"Beep... Settlement complete. Reincarnator Xia Ren 227 has successfully perturbed the timeline in the Doraemon large-scale composite world, imprinting a sufficient number of Main God Space information particles. Promotion mission complete. Congratulations, you have successfully promoted from a seventh-grade reincarnator to a sixth-grade reincarnator, automatically becoming a high-ranking apostle. Free repair of your body and soul has begun."
*Beep* ...Detected that Reincarnator Xia Ren 227 has been promoted from a formal Apostle to a high-ranking Apostle, with an increased privilege level.
Congratulations, you have gained the right to name your character. Please choose a title to replace the name 'Xia Ren 227 Reincarnator'.
"Title?" Zhong Yu was taken aback. Promotion comes with this benefit? But he quickly realized that it was just a name. Others called him a naming genius, and "Xia Ren No. 227 Reincarnator" was really awful.
After a moment's thought, Zhong Yu gave his answer.
"The God of War of Eastern Wu"
"Please confirm your title. The current selection is: God of War of Eastern Wu. Please note that once the title is selected, it cannot be changed."
"Confirmed, let's call him the God of War of Eastern Wu." Zhong Yu nodded nonchalantly. As the Main God Space repaired his body, the card-drawing interface in his vision gradually blurred, and the thirteen different Three Kingdoms Kill playing cards slowly disappeared into the air.
If it weren't for drawing Zhou Tai's skill "Unyielding" in previous missions, he would have died eight hundred times over. Calling him the God of War of Eastern Wu is perfectly fitting. ("Unyielding" allows you to draw a card when you are near death. If the card you draw has a value you haven't drawn before, you are immune to death and recover one point of health.)
"Revered God of War of Eastern Wu, please write your motto."
"They even have mottos? The Main God Space is really getting creative."
"A motto is a divine inspiration for the apostles to encourage their fighting spirit, remember their mission, and practice their faith..."
"Alright, alright, I got it. My motto is: Those who invade the territory of Great Wu will be defeated and crushed."
"Please confirm that your chosen motto is: Those who invade the territory of Great Wu will be defeated and destroyed."
"Sure."
"Ding, Your Excellency, War God of Eastern Wu, we have detected that you have recently completed a promotion mission. Would you like to enjoy a bonus mission? If you choose to set your next mission as a bonus mission, you will be able to freely choose any world controlled by the God of War and enjoy unlimited power, money, beauties... You can choose any gameplay you like."
The Welfare Missions are God's rewards for devout apostles; the mission objectives are simple, and the rewards are generous. We hope you will continue your efforts and spread God's glory throughout every world.
"Do you want to choose the welfare mission?" At this moment, the main god's avatar looked exactly like the credit card salesperson Zhong Yu had seen in his previous life. Even the voice had been changed to the mature, seductive, and naturally charming voice that Zhong Yu liked the most.
"No, I won't choose the bonus mission." Zhong Yu resolutely rejected the older woman's sales pitch. It wasn't because the bonus mission was a trap; the bonus mission was genuinely beneficial and truly enjoyable. But he had other plans.
Before the main god's avatar could continue speaking, Zhong Yu said, "I choose to forgo the rewards for this mission and the reward for the upgrade of apostle authority, and apply for a challenge mission instead."
"..."
The main god's avatar fell into a rare silence, and the space became deathly still. After a long time, the captivating voice of the mature woman rang out again, but this time it carried some genuine emotion.
"Little darling, are you applying for a challenge mission? Let me see. Xia Ren 227 Reincarnator—Zhong Yu, worlds experienced: [Highschool of the Dead], [Mythology], [Golden Armor Warrior], [Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit Seven Heroes], [Chinese Paladin 3]... Oh? The promotion mission was done in the Doraemon world. Well done, darling. You even managed to handle that world where the timeline was a complete mess. Impressive ability. How did you determine the timeline?"
"Reporting to the Supreme God, the timeline of that world is Nobita and Doraemon, and their experiences, arranged in chronological order, form the timeline." Zhong Yu clearly knew that the Supreme God himself was temporarily present, so he behaved with utmost respect and dared not be presumptuous in the slightest.
"Hmm~ The omnipotent protagonist conjecture, not bad, indeed not bad. Since you have the ability and want to try a challenge mission, then I approve it. Do you have any world types you are good at?"
"Reporting to the Supreme God, they are equally skilled in both."
"Hehe, little guy, you've got guts. Let me see what tough nuts to crack. Perfect World? No, you're a bit too weak. League of Legends? No, you're still too weak. The King's Avatar mixed world? Hmm, that feels like a bit of a waste of talent. It's a tough choice."
"I've got it! This one, [Douluo Continent]!"
Zhong Yu's eyelids twitched. Damn it, this is the Romance Continent, right? The protagonist's halo is ridiculously overpowered. It's not even as good as League of Legends. He'd rather become a Sentinel of Light and go after Foygo.
Zhong Yu was struggling with whether to agree or not when he suddenly saw a figure appear in the empty space in front of him. It turned out to be a graceful woman.
What a charming woman!
He was twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old, and 160 or 170 cm tall. He was handsome and dashing.
That snow-white oval face revealed a beautiful smile, as elegant as an orchid, as serene as a daffodil, and as pure as a lily. Her eyebrows were delicate, and her eyes were like clear springs. With a slight lift of her gaze, she made Zhong Yu's body and mind tremble.
Her hair was styled in a high bun, adorned with a few orchids, giving her an elegant yet not rigid appearance. She wore a light blue moon-scented dress, its color refined and understated, its color as ethereal as moonlight when the wind blew.
She possessed a dignified and elegant demeanor, but upon seeing her almond-shaped eyes, which seemed to hold both joy and anger, Zhong Yu felt that the beauty before him was incredibly charming and alluring.
"You...you...who are you??"
"Oh, look how scared the little guy is, tsk tsk tsk, he's so scared that even the little brother is standing up and saluting."
"Cough cough cough..."
"You keep calling me 'Damn God, Damn God' all the time, so why don't you dare to 'fuck' me when you see my avatar?" The young woman covered her mouth and chuckled, playfully bringing her face close to Zhong Yu's and asking with a grin.
"I...I was just talking nonsense."
"Alright, alright, I'm not teasing you anymore. You've been so ridiculous in the world of welfare missions, how come you're performing worse than a virgin? Since I've assigned you the [Douluo Continent] mission, I naturally have my reasons. Just do it honestly."
"Huh? But I..."
"There are no buts. You idiot, you dared to take on this challenge without even understanding the process. You're incredibly reckless. Listen carefully, the challenge requires sacrificing promotion rewards and authority rewards to unlock. It's not that it's taking away your rewards; it's because the challenge is high-risk, high-reward. Your rewards will be arranged in advance as part of the preparation, so it's normal for the difficulty to be far higher than expected!"
"Ah, I see."
"Alright, now that you know, stop standing there. Choose your starting point. Remember, use your brain more and use fewer items. The reason challenge missions are so risky is because I can't suppress the local world's will in that world. Once it senses something's wrong, you, this foreign virus, will be instantly eliminated by its activated immune system. Listen carefully, it's elimination in an informational sense. As of now, I have no way to revive you..."
Zhong Yu felt that the main god's avatar acted like his own mother, nagging him with a lot of precautions. However, there was one difference: his mother wasn't this pretty.
After listening to the main god's long speech, Zhong Yu activated his brain, which had penetrated the Doraemon world, and began to plan his Douluo journey.
"By the way, Mom, are there any restrictions on the items I can bring?"
"No, but the less the better. I suggest you bring too much. The more you bring, the greater the risk of exposure. Besides, you're a soul transmigrator, essentially a complete local. There are some things you can't activate even if you bring them over. Just bring that demon passport you just got."
"Okay, thank you, Mom."
"Don't call me Mom, I'm not your mom."
"Okay, Mom."
"....."
After a period of time...
"Traveling through time: Tang San speaks out"
Awakening time: Tang San was 12 years old, before joining Shrek Academy.
Identity: Yu Zhong, the illegitimate son of Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang.
Martial Soul: Mutated Martial Soul, Top-Tier Beast Martial Soul, Silver (Lustful) Dragon
Method of transmigration: Soul transmigration (transmigrating in advance, then the main consciousness falls asleep and awakens at age 14)
Carried Item: Demon Passport (Initial Uses: 1)
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