To spare Lin Jiu's feelings, Qin Feng deliberately held back, refraining from delivering a killing blow.
"Hmph! Little brother just loves going on a killing spree while telling me to leave some for the old man!" Sister Bao'er grumbled from behind, pouting slightly.
"Hey," she called through her headset, "Little brother, let a couple of pigs through so I can take a shot at them. I'm just standing here, so bored."
Qin Feng:...
"Sister Bao'er, be serious. This isn't a game."
"Hmph!"
Just then, an icy, hissing breath echoed from the darkness. The sound seemed to come from miles away, yet felt as if someone was breathing directly into their ear, sending shivers down their spines.
"Hiss!"
*Thud!*
*Thud!*
*Thud!*
A blurry figure bounded through the darkness, rapidly closing the distance.
Suddenly, a pig-headed man in golden armor... a pig-headed corpse...
A Golden Armored Corpse!
Appeared in Qin Feng's line of sight.
"Uncle Jiu, you finally did it!" Qin Feng exclaimed in delight.
The moment he spoke, Lin Jiu finally emerged.
"Holy shit! That quack still has the nerve to show his face!"
"What the hell is that? A golden pig-headed man? Could it really be a Golden Armored Corpse?"
"The old man just spent a fortune to give his toy a skin upgrade."
"Damn you, Lin Jiu, you old bastard! Leaving my husband alone to face this monster! Die!"
*Bang!*
Across the Dragon Kingdom, screens shattered under the fists of cute girls.
"As the law commands, Golden Armored Corpse, obey my command!"
The moment Lin Jiu appeared, his hands flew through hand seals as he chanted incantations.
*Boom...*
With a burst of flame, the corpse-suppressing talisman on the Pig-Headed Zombie's forehead vanished into thin air.
Sister Bao'er, with her sharp eyes, saw it clearly from a distance.
"Whoa, uncle! Your Golden Armored Corpse worked? Come over here, let's compare! See if your corpse is fiercer or if my Crab Sea is fiercer."
Lin Jiu: ...
Qin Feng: ...
Everyone: ...
"Holy shit, can he do magic too?"
"This move has some flair, old charlatan."
"What time is it for these jokes?! This is Uncle Jiu's Daoist magic!"
"I'm staying quiet, just watching to see what kind of trouble you'll stir up."
"..."
Lin Jiu pointed a finger at the Golden Armored Corpse's forehead, and its pig-like eyes snapped open.
Blood-red light flared in their depths.
"Go! Show no mercy!"
Lin Jiu gestured with both hands toward the pig herd.
"Hmph!"
The Golden Armored Corpse exhaled, and a white ribbon of corpse qi shot from its snout.
Its tusks curved into near-perfect circles, and two long canines jutted out from its snout, adding to its terrifying appearance.
"Hmph!"
*Thud, thud, thud!*
The Golden Armored Corpse snorted again and leaped three times in succession, landing beside the pig herd.
The Pig-Headed Men were completely engrossed in being beaten down by Qin Feng, failing to notice the arrival of a fellow creature that wasn't one of them.
"Hmph!"
The Golden Armored Corpse's rigid arms thrust forward violently.
Its ten fingers, each with steel-like nails a foot long, plunged straight into the waist of an unfortunate Pig-Headed Man.
The creature let out a piercing scream as it was lifted bodily by the corpse.
Then, the Golden Armored Corpse opened its mouth and bit down!
*Gulp...*
*Gulp...*
*Gulp...*
The sounds of swallowing echoed jarringly across the chaotic battlefield.
"Gulp... My God, why am I salivating too? He looks like he's drinking something delicious."
"This... this is real! A zombie! A Pig-Headed Zombie!!"
"Uncle Jiu is awesome! So damn awesome! Uncle Jiu, I'm your biggest fan!"
"@The one above, why don't you give Uncle Jiu a baby? You look down on him?"
"Get lost!"
"..."
In the National War Department, everyone's eyes widened in astonishment as they watched the scene unfold.
Daoist magic!
It was truly Daoist magic!
So, the legends were true.
With a zombie right before their eyes, how could there be any doubt?
Li Tai snapped out of his shock in just two seconds. His mind immediately turned to how to popularize Daoist magic.
Not to mention widespread dissemination, but at least we need to cultivate enough capable individuals proficient in Daoist magic!
To be prepared for any eventuality...
On the battlefield, Lin Jiu watched the Golden Armored Corpse latch onto a monster and drain it dry.
*There are so many more monsters! Why are you just draining one like a sheep?!*
He grew anxious and his hands flew again.
"Go!"
The Golden Armored Corpse obeyed, tossing its current prey aside and targeting the next blood bag.
"Roar!"
Another pig met its doom...
Qin Feng stole a glance.
The creature drained by the Golden Armored Corpse lay on the ground, limbs twitching violently—whether from shivering or something else, it was hard to tell.
*Could it be transforming into a zombie?!* Qin Feng muttered as he threw a punch.
This time, the Golden Armored Corpse didn't greedily drain its prey. It took a single bite, siphoned a few mouthfuls of blood, and then moved on to the next target.
Surprisingly, its efficiency increased!
Seeing Qin Feng still surrounded by the pig horde, his fate uncertain, Lin Jiu grew desperate.
"Little Brother Qin, I'll help you!"
He pulled five Thunder Talismans from his treasure pouch.
"Five Directions Thunder Gods, true talismans sworn! Five Thunder, Five Thunder, heed my call and arrive!"
As the incantation ended, the talismans flew out.
They stuck to the chests, arms, and waists of five pig-men. One unlucky creature was even hit squarely on the forehead.
"Thunder, descend!"
Lin Jiu roared.
Without a cloud in the sky, thunder rumbled.
*Boom!!!*
Five streaks of lightning slashed across the sky, illuminating the earth.
All the pigs froze, staring blankly at the heavens.
The lightning struck simultaneously,
all hitting the Thunder Talismans.
The Pig-Headed Men with the talismans instantly turned into roasted pork.
Without a single squeal, they collapsed, wisps of blue smoke rising from their bodies in a final, defiant gesture.
The air filled with the rich aroma of roasted pork.
"Oh my, this is quite convenient. Quick and easy barbecue! A sprinkle of cumin would make it perfect..."
Sister Bao'er sighed indifferently from nearby, unable to resist licking her lips.
She had seen her share of wonders, but this was beyond the comprehension of the others.
Even Qin Feng was taken aback.
"I knew Uncle Jiu was formidable, but I never imagined he was this formidable!"
"Huh?"
"If our mechs ever run out of power, maybe we can ask Uncle Jiu for help?"
"Heh heh!"
In their eyes, Lin Jiu had suddenly transformed into a living power bank, a self-propelled, human-sized power bank!
The five billion people of the Dragon Kingdom watched the lightning strike in stunned silence.
"My God, Uncle Jiu... he looks like a god!"
"A true immortal!"
"So Uncle Jiu wasn't lying all along..."
"So I was the clown all along?"
"No... we're the clowns. All of us."
On the battlefield, seeing that more than half the pig horde remained, Lin Jiu dared not pause.
He bit his finger, swiftly drawing a Taiji symbol on his palm.
As the symbol formed, he pressed his hands together and chanted the incantation:
"Heaven and Earth without limits, I borrow the power of the cosmos!"
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