Chapter 80: First Soul Ring, Ten-Year Lone Bamboo! This Is Grandmaster's Love!
[Bingbing is Polite]: Hmm?
[Bingbing is Polite]: Well well, he just entered Nuoding Academy, right? How did the 'Three Stupid Moments' already show up?
[Yan Yan is Proud]: I told you long ago, Tang San is definitely a bit mentally challenged. Didn't expect that right after entering the academy, he'd start acting stupid nonstop!
[Hot Girl]: Tang San is way too brutal. The gatekeeper was just a bit arrogant. Beating him up would've been enough, but you actually wanted to kill him? That's too much!
[Hot Girl]: It's not like I haven't seen nobles treating lives like grass, but I've never seen a commoner like you slaughtering people either! You weren't even raised with that kind of brain-dead noble education, were you?
[Sea God's Most Loyal Believer]: I originally thought that Tang San acknowledged someone like Grandmaster as his teacher because Grandmaster displayed some powerful ability.
[Sea God's Most Loyal Believer]: But who would've thought it was just because Grandmaster saw through his twin martial souls? Come on, Blue Silver Grass with innate full soul power—anyone with some knowledge could guess that, right?
[Sea God's Most Loyal Believer]: This Grandmaster just got lucky. He learned some advanced theories from Spirit Hall, then spouted nonsense randomly. When he happened to be right, he directly fooled Tang San into becoming his disciple.
[The Only Princess]: We originally thought Tang San and Grandmaster had a deep relationship. Didn't expect the disciple ceremony to be this sloppy.
[Big-Chested Kitty]: No wonder the sharp commentary said he's stupid. Turns out he really is. Sigh… back in Shrek, I didn't notice it.
[The Only Princess]: Thinking about it now, didn't we also lose our intelligence following them? Why did we blindly trust someone who only made us run laps?
[Must Not Eat Bunny]: I didn't know Tang San and Grandmaster became master and disciple just like that. Tang San… is he really someone who has lived two lives?
[Soft Bone Body]: Xiao Wu, what is that light screen saying? Tang San likes you; is it true? You didn't get entangled by him, did you?
[Must Not Eat Bunny]: Mom, I'm sorry… I misjudged him… I…
[Soft Bone Body]: Don't tell me you already… Xiao Wu, how could this happen?
[The Only Princess]: Auntie, don't worry. Nothing has happened yet. We saw the sharp commentary in advance and already hid away, staying far from Tang San and them.
[Big-Chested Kitty]: Yeah Auntie, don't say anything for now. Let Xiao Wu slowly accept reality!
[Soft Bone Body]: Damn Tang San! If I ever revive, I will never let you go!
[Blue Silver Eternal]: For the sake of my original child, I won't let him go either!"
As everyone discussed, Tang San truly was the protagonist. It hadn't even been long, yet batches of content worthy of sharp commentary were already being produced.
And the light screen still hadn't stopped.
…
Inside the light screen.
[After the 'Three Stupid Moments,' do you think the matter at Nuoding City's academy is over?]
[Ridiculous! Wherever Tang San goes, there's no way things stay peaceful!]
[After successfully becoming a disciple, Grandmaster took Tang San to the Soul Hunting Forest to hunt soul beasts and obtain a soul ring!]
[At first, the two saw a ten-year Lone Bamboo. Sigh, Grandmaster liked it so much and hurriedly claimed it was suitable for Tang San!]
[Great, just great, Grandmaster. This is your teaching standard? Can you even suggest this kind of thing? And you're not ashamed to say it?]
[A ten-year Lone Bamboo? Isn't that just a random piece of bamboo growing by the roadside?]
[Some people say, 'Oh, didn't the grandmaster not let Tang San absorb the bamboo soul ring?']
[Nonsense! If he dared, Tang San would've chopped him into minced meat on the spot! Would he dare?]
[They continued searching for soul beasts and then encountered a Datura Snake. Grandmaster was about to protect his disciple and hurriedly summoned Luo Sanpao!]
[But it was completely useless, instantly defeated by the Datura Snake!]
[In the end, it was Tang San who used hidden weapons to kill this hundred-year soul beast. When Grandmaster woke up, he saw a several-hundred-year soul beast right beside him!]
[Without hesitation, he claimed this Datura Snake was suitable for Tang San and urged him to absorb it immediately!]
[I think it's just that you, Grandmaster, couldn't beat any other soul beasts. If this wasn't absorbed, you couldn't help Tang San obtain a soul ring at all, right?]
[Then you go on praising endlessly, saying things like plant-type martial souls can absorb beast-type soul rings and Blue Silver Grass is best with poison!]
[Heh… then let me ask you this. If a plant martial soul can absorb both plant-type and beast-type soul rings, why take the long way around and absorb beast-type soul rings? Wouldn't absorbing plant-type soul rings have higher compatibility?]
[Also, Blue Silver Grass martial souls could clearly follow a life path! Or rather, Tang San's Blue Silver Emperor martial soul is most suited for a life path.]
[Yet you make him absorb poison-type soul rings. Are you trying to suppress Tang San's life force?]
[And you still call yourself a theory grandmaster? Why don't you switch to storytelling instead?]
[After all, you're just making things up anyway. It suits you perfectly…]
[If you, Grandmaster, even had the strength of a normal second-ring Soul Grandmaster, you wouldn't have been instantly defeated by a Datura Snake. Sigh… Tang San having a teacher like you is truly eight lifetimes of bad luck!]
[In the end, when Grandmaster fainted, it was Tang San who saved him. When he was weak, it was Tang San who carried him back!]
[The entire hunt for soul beasts, and not once did Grandmaster prove useful. And this is supposed to be a great teacher!]
Seeing this, even though it criticized Tang San, people couldn't help but complain about the Grandmaster as well.
After watching, the women's faces were filled with disgust.
[Bibi Dong]: Sigh, how did I not see Xiaogang's ugly nature earlier? He can't even handle a several-hundred-year Datura Snake!
[Bibi Dong]: No, not that he can't handle it. He didn't even have the chance to resist! A second-ring Soul Grandmaster could at least fight and struggle against a hundred-year soul beast, maybe even kill it…
[Bibi Dong]: Sigh… too embarrassing…
[Calm and Peaceful]: I must stay calm; I must not get angry again! Damn Xiaogang, being this useless… if I run into you, I'll chop you up sooner or later. Just you wait!!
[Sea God's Most Loyal Believer]: Didn't you just say you'd stay calm?
[Hot Girl]: Ugh~ This Grandmaster said he was taking his disciple to hunt soul beasts, yet he was actually completely useless? I've seen useless teachers, but never one like this…
[Bingbing is Polite]: Previously, the Sharp Commentary criticized Grandmaster mainly for his theories. Now it seems it's not just a bad theory; he's incompetent in every aspect.
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