Chapter 64: Blaming Bibi Dong for Your Own Stupidity? Qian Renxue Lets Tang San Go Again and Again!
Within the light screen.
Although the earlier sharp commentary had already fully exposed Qian Renxue's intelligence, letting everyone see just how foolish and useless she was—
In reality, the true problems were far more numerous, beyond imagination!
[In terms of strategy, the attribute that Qian Renxue possesses, I will temporarily judge as negative!]
[I don't even know whether, with this level of intelligence, Qian Renxue can understand the concept of negative numbers from first-year math. Judging by her brain, she's probably only at an elementary school level…]
[So, in the first twenty years of Qian Renxue's plan, what exactly did she accomplish? The answer is: nothing at all!]
[Then, when it comes to the stage where things are about to fail, what exactly caused the failure? External interference, or her own brain damage?]
[To be precise, both!]
[When Qian Renxue's plan reached the twentieth year, Bibi Dong had already begun preparing to wage war across the land, so she ordered Qian Renxue to speed things up and use some slow-acting poison to kill Emperor Xue Ye!]
[Once he's poisoned to death, wouldn't the position of Crown Prince directly become yours?]
[Qian Renxue immediately felt displeased. She wanted to rely on her civil and military abilities to defeat Xue Beng and slowly gain Emperor Xue Ye's succession!]
[What "civil and military abilities" do you even have? In twenty years, you didn't win over a single noble family, and you call that ability?]
[Qian Renxue had no choice but to obey the order and had the Porcupinefish Douluo poison Xue Ye. And what the hell—it was slow poison?]
[Fine, slow poison, but not the kind that works in ten days or half a month. It's the kind that drags on for several months?]
[And you still call this poisoning? You might as well have just fed Xue Ye more high-fat, high-salt, high-sugar food. Within twenty years, he might have died long ago, and you'd face zero risk!]
[So, of course, such a slow poison gave Xue Beng and Prince Xue Xing enough time to react. They invited Dugu Bo to detoxify him and also brought in Tang San to help detoxify him!]
[In the end, before the slow poison could even kill anyone, Xue Ye was taken away and finally passed the throne to Xue Beng, making him the heir!]
[And at this critical moment, when the poisoning was exposed, you couldn't even delay things for a bit? You just exposed yourself directly?]
[Xue Ye wasn't even dead yet! Celebrating at halftime?]
[Fine, fine! Even if you thought that as long as Tang San and the others were dealt with, everything would be fine, did you really need to expose your identity? Did you need to tell Tang San you're a fake Crown Prince?]
[Alright, I'll even make an excuse for you—say you really wanted to recruit Tang San into Spirit Hall!]
[And judging from this, it looks like you kind of like Tang San, right? Just like that idiot Hu Liena!]
[Have you even thought about it? Tang San has Blue Silver Grass and the Clear Sky Hammer. His father already made a scene in Spirit Hall during the finals!]
[A person like that, Tang Hao's son, an undeniable mortal enemy of Spirit Hall! Your father was severely injured by him!]
[Not to mention, when you aim to unify the continent, you'll still have to destroy the Clear Sky Sect!]
[A person who, from every possible angle, has zero compatibility with Spirit Hall, and you want to recruit him?]
[And you choose to recruit him at the critical moment when Emperor Xue Ye is on the verge of death, instead of killing him to stabilize the situation?]
[Qian Renxue! I think you're nearly thirty years old and have never been in love. You're in heat, aren't you? You see, Tang San is handsome, and you want to throw yourself at him?]
[And what was the result? At first, you tried to recruit Tang San. When he refused, you insisted on personally fighting him instead of letting two Titled Douluo instantly kill him!]
[Can you use your brain for once? Do you want stability or risk? Are you trying to proceed steadily or gamble recklessly?!]
[Bibi Dong told you to poison Emperor Xue Ye, and you thought it was too risky and unstable!]
[Now, when dealing with Tang San, letting your Titled Douluo instantly kill him would be stable, but you insist on challenging him personally instead?]
[Since what age have you had this kind of split personality? Have you ever gone to a hospital? Seen a psychologist?]
[Oh, so when dealing with Emperor Xue Ye, you can't rush! But when dealing with Tang San, you take it slow yourself! And then what? Two Titled Douluo can't defeat Dugu Bo and a soul Douluo, Yang Wudi!]
[I truly cannot understand it. You've already taken ninety-nine steps, only one step left! How can you keep stepping backward again and again, making mistake after mistake!]
[Even if your intelligence came online for just one second, this wouldn't have gone wrong!]
[But the problem is, every action you take, every choice you make, is wrong!]
[Are you sure you didn't know the correct answer and deliberately chose the wrong one, just to let Tang San kill you all? Are you born to self-sabotage?!]
[And in the end, Emperor Xue Ye was rescued. You, an Angel God inheritor, plus two Titled Douluo, still couldn't defeat Dugu Bo and Yang Wudi?]
[Fine, fine! I seriously suspect those two Titled Douluo became weaker just by following you. Otherwise, how could they lose?]
[After your mission failed, you even went to blame Bibi Dong for urging you?]
[Damn it, I have to speak for Bibi Dong on this one! If she didn't urge you, should she just wait a few more years for Emperor Xue Ye to slowly pass the throne to you?]
[Wait a few more years, and Tang San would already become a god, while you still haven't even started your divine trial! What use would that throne even be?]
[What then? After Spirit Hall gets destroyed by Tang San, you stop being Qian Renxue entirely and become the real ruler of the Heaven Dou Empire as Xue Qinghe.]
[At every moment, I truly cannot understand what you people of Spirit Hall are even thinking…]
[All of you shout about conquering the world, yet none of you actually walk the path of conquering it!]
[Sigh… are you a Down syndrome child? If so, I'll tone it down a bit…]
Although no one understood what "Down syndrome child" meant, it didn't sound like anything good.
Everyone stared at the light screen, at the character delivering the sharp commentary, feeling their scalps go numb and a sense of tension rising.
Good grief, this segment of commentary was absurdly long. And the way it scolded Qian Renxue was brutally ruthless!
There was no helping it—people had seen stupidity before, but never stupidity like this. It had reached the level of art, practically a miracle of low intelligence and a significant specimen in human history.
[Bingbing is Polite]: Too terrifying! How can this commentator speak so brilliantly? Even I feel my blood boiling, I can't help but get immersed in it!
[Hot Girl]: Yeah, it's insane! Over a thousand words, and not a single sentence repeated. Though some terms are hard to understand, like 'first-year math' and 'Down syndrome child'…
[Needle-Tailed Swift]: But what he says makes sense. Every sentence is sharp! Just watching the light screen commentary, I already feel like Qian Renxue has something wrong with her brain!"
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