Michael, give me back my archives right now or I swear I'll blow up every server in Purgatory! We are witnessing the "Deceptive Packaging" case of the century, and I'm stuck here just watching this "Consumer Rights" disaster unfold!
Look at this scene the schoolyard looks like a set from a Brazilian soap opera. Ever since that wreckage at home—with the inheritance scavengers tearing each other apart—the school hallways were supposed to be Lola's sanctuary. And then there's that slightly unhinged literature teacher... she walks into class like a fan-fiction writer, chanting, "The school's most beautiful girl and the blonde heartthrob!Oh, what a match!"
The whole school, the hallways, even the kids in the cafeteria line are "shipping" them. They're one step away from starting a trending hashtag!
