"And preparations for an heir should begin immediately." Geoffrey added.
"Oh well," Henry said slowly, "when you put it like that. Would you like to watch also while I pump my wife full of my seed, or shall I send reports after each attempt? Perhaps you might nurture the child into growth yourself. Stand beside the bed with a ledger. Place a crown upon his head the moment he cries."
"I do not need to be present," Geoffrey said. "But yes."
Henry stared at him in horror. The entire future of England stood balanced between royal outrage and Geoffrey Langford's complete inability to understand when a joke should be allowed to die peacefully. "Geoffrey...I was joking."
