Chapter 43: Succubus Kevin
"Let us congratulate Honkai Impact 3rd's Theresa for winning the chance to answer!"
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Theresa: Me? Since A is wrong and C is directly ruled out, I'll go with B! ]
"Are you sure about your answer?"
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Theresa: I'm sure! ]
"Congratulations, your answer is correct!"
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Raiden Mei: Huh? Kevin is most afraid of Dr. MEI's cooking? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Dr. MEI: Is my cooking really that terrible? ]
At this moment, Dr. MEI, who had just finished an experiment, stopped her work and fell into deep thought while looking at the inventory livestream room.
"Hmph, my culinary skills are at least second to none, if not the best. Kevin is actually afraid? No way, I must make him a love-filled bento tonight!" Dr. MEI snorted coldly at the inventory livestream, then took off her lab coat and rushed home.
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Aha: Hee hee, then next is my favorite fan-made video! ]
As the biggest troll in Honkai: Star Rail, wherever there is fun, there is Aha.
"Please stop your behavior, Aeon of Elation. Next, we will announce the penalties and rewards."
Hearing the inventory livestream, Ganyu, who was busy with official duties, stopped and looked at the screen with anticipation, hoping the penalty wouldn't be too severe. Theresa was also waiting expectantly for her reward.
"Penalty for Genshin Impact - Ganyu: You will no longer be able to stop Cloud Retainer from telling stories about your childhood!"
[ Genshin Impact - Ganyu: Eh, eh, eh? No, please don't! ]
[ Genshin Impact - Cloud Retainer: Oh, this reward is good! Let me tell you all about Ganyu's childhood. When Ganyu was little… ]
[ Genshin Impact - Ganyu: Shenhe, please make Cloud Retainer shut up!! ]
[ Genshin Impact - Shenhe: Understood! ]
At this moment, Shenhe also stopped her spear practice, walked quickly behind Cloud Retainer, pulled out a rope from who knows where, tied up Cloud Retainer, and found a piece of tape to seal her mouth.
"Mmph, mmph, mmph, mmph!" The bound Cloud Retainer struggled continuously but was still dragged back to the abode by Shenhe.
"Reward for Honkai Impact 3rd - Theresa: A full set of Houm comics and magical girl comics, as well as a magical girl outfit!"
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Bronya: A full set of Houm comics!! ]
At St. Freya Academy, Bronya, upon seeing the reward in the inventory livestream, was instantly unable to move.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Otto: Hmm, Theresa, you like these things? If you like them, just tell Grandpa. I'll find them for you! ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Seele: After all, she's just a child, it's normal to like these things! ]
Looking at the loli appearance on Theresa's profile picture, Seele gave her own evaluation.
[ Genshin Impact - Jean: This is what a normal child should like, unlike Klee! ]
In the Knights of Favonius office, Jean looked at the reward Theresa received and nodded with a smile, but then felt a headache thinking about Klee's hobby of fish blasting.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Theresa: I'm not a child! ]
Although Theresa said so, if someone who didn't know her saw her loli appearance, they would still think she was a child.
At this moment, Theresa in the St. Freya Academy office was crouching in a corner, drawing circles on the floor, looking completely drained.
But the next second, countless comics fell from the sky, landing right beside her, accompanied by several sets of magical girl outfits.
"Although… but… here I come!" Even though Theresa felt a bit embarrassed, seeing the comics and magical girl outfits in front of her, she pounced on them instantly.
…
"Next, let us play the fan-made video of Kevin!"
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Elysia: Oh? A fan-made video of Kevin? Then I must take a good look! ]
The other Flame-Chasers also instantly became interested, their eyes fixed on the inventory livestream.
Beside them, Kevin twitched the corner of his mouth, but there was nothing he could do.
…
"Succubus Kevin"
As the screen slowly appeared, Kevin, transformed into a Herrscher of Finality-esque form, stood on a stage.
The next second, music started playing, and Kevin began to dance along with it, his seductive movements causing the young men and women in the inventory livestream to spray nosebleeds instantly.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd—Murata Himeko: Gah! So this is what 'succubus' really means!" ]
Himeko, who had just taken a swig of alcohol, clutched her bleeding nose, eyes wide with exhilaration.
[ Genshin Impact—NPC: I must be sick. I'm getting turned on watching a man dance?" ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd—NPC: What man? That's my waifu I'd never get pregnant from!" ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail—NPC: Whoa, bro, didn't expect you to be like this… Wait, you're all like this too? Then never mind, we're good!" ]
Kevin's sinuous dance continued to play across the screen.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd—Kevin: Damn that ranking stream! If I ever find your real identity, I'll cut you down!" ]
…
Back in the previous civilization's base of the Flame-Chasers, Kevin had drawn his weapon—Judgment of Shamash—and was smashing everything in sight.
"Kevin, boss, calm down! Please!" Pardofelis whimpered, hiding behind Elysia.
"Kevin, take it easy!" Kosma watched Kevin's helpless rage with an unsettling sense of satisfaction.
"Who knew you could be so alluring, Kevin? If you wore a dress, you'd probably steal the hearts of countless young men!" Elysia covered her mouth, giggling teasingly.
"AAAARGH!!!" Kevin let out a bloodcurdling scream at Elysia's words.
…
But Elysia wasn't the only one with such thoughts.
Mei was thinking the same.
"Kevin, how about try on my clothes?" Mei asked, gazing at him with sparkling, hopeful eyes.
"I—" Kevin opened his mouth to protest—but the moment he saw Mei's eager expression, he fell silent.
"Then… can I skip eating that dish?" Kevin suddenly remembered the bowl Mei had left on the table—its contents indistinguishable from the infamous culinary abomination created by a certain two-character Lightning God from another game. He looked at Mei with desperate hope.
"Absolutely not!" Mei snapped without hesitation, then pulled out a frilly dress and reached for Kevin's clothes.
"No!" Snowflakes fell. The north wind howled.
…
Kevin's dance video finally ended.
"The next video will play in ten minutes. Stay tuned!"
"Ego: Elysia"
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Note: Incubus maybe right but Succubus is the community meme.