'Damn it, give me a panda and I could create a nation,' Long Sheng thought as he watched Hah'Er hugging Shen Yibin's leg, begging for a lamb skewer. 'If I had a panda, all I'd have to do is make a post online and countless girls would probably be crying and begging to be my girlfriend just to get close to it, right? At that point, why would I even need to bother thinking up all sorts of schemes? I could just wait at home for the girls to come to me.'
