Chapter 84 Yu Xiaogang confidently tries all kinds of herbs, only to soil his pants.
Meanwhile, in the upper realm.
Lingzhou, outside Bailu Academy, Shili Slope.
"Bang!"
With a muffled thud, a stiff figure was thrown out of the academy's side gate like a dead dog, rolling down the rocky hillside.
"Ouch, my back..."
After rolling down for dozens of meters, Yu Xiaogang, nicknamed "Honey Badger," finally came to a stop after crashing into a moss-covered boulder.
But at this moment, where was the slightest trace of a master's demeanor?
His once meticulously styled hair was now missing a piece, and even the long robe that represented his theoretical authority had been torn into strips by thorns, and his face was covered in bruises.
"White Deer Academy, that white-haired old scoundrel!"
"You, you've gone too far!!"
Yu Xiaogang was lying on the ground, his hands digging desperately into the soil, his face filled with resentment and malice.
"I kindly offered you my unparalleled theories, hoping to help you reach new heights, and not only did you not appreciate it, you even unleashed your dogs to bite me?"
"They even threw me out like trash!"
"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!"
"I, Yu Xiaogang, will remember this humiliation!"
"When my theory is fully developed, I will raze this dilapidated academy to the ground and make you kneel before me in repentance!!"
However, while the ideal is good, reality is cruel.
No sooner had this wave of bold pronouncements ended than another immense wave of global gravity descended from the sky.
Without the buffer of the academy's protective array and the help of the white-haired instructor, the external gravity became much more violent.
Yu Xiaogang felt as if he were carrying a huge mountain on his back; he couldn't even squat down, let alone stand up.
"No, I'll die if this continues."
"I cannot die here. I am a master, I am the invincible being in theory."
"If I die, it will be a great loss to the world!"
Soon, the instinct for survival reminded Yu Xiaogang of his martial spirit.
"His farts are like thunder, deafening and earth-shattering!"
"Come out, Sanpao!"
Yu Xiaogang raised his head slightly, then overdrawn the last bit of soul power in his body, wanting to summon the mutated Blue Lightning Tyrant Pig to help him share some of the pressure, even if it was just to act as a cushion.
"Luo Luo."
Soon, accompanied by two extremely weak cries, a ball of light suddenly appeared and condensed into a fat, big-eared pig beside him.
"Luo Luo..."
However, at this point, Luo Sanpao was not only unable to help Yu Xiaogang, but he himself was also feeling particularly bad.
As soon as it came out, it rolled its eyes, its tongue lolling out, and its fur clung tightly to its body, making it look rather pitiful.
"waste!"
"You piece of trash!"
Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he slapped him, but because of the great gravity, he missed and was pressed down hard, causing him to fall flat on his face.
"Damn it, even my martial spirit is being suppressed!"
"The laws of this world are too strong. The only way is to improve your cultivation level! Only by becoming stronger can you defy gravity!"
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang looked at the bushes not far away and then struggled to crawl over.
"Although I've been stuck at level 29 for so many years, that was in Douluo Continent!"
"And the concentration of spiritual energy here is more than a hundred times that of over there!"
"With my profound understanding of martial spirit theory, as long as I have a little resource, I will definitely be able to break through the level 30 barrier!"
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang didn't care about the dirt anymore. He shakily reached out and began searching in the surrounding grass.
Soon, he found an ordinary wild grass with a faint blue glow in a crevice of a rock.
"Although this grass looks unremarkable, there is a flowing light in the veins of its leaves, and its spiritual energy is contained within."
"Based on my judgment, this is at least equivalent to a hundred-year-old spiritual herb in the Douluo Continent!"
"Eat it! It'll definitely work!"
Without hesitation, Yu Xiaogang grabbed the weed, stuffed it into his mouth without even wiping off the dirt, and then wolfed it down.
"boom!"
After swallowing the wild herb, a surge of pure energy transformed into a stream of heat that instantly rushed to his limbs and bones!
Although it was only the lowest level of spiritual energy in the world, it was like a surging river for Yu Xiaogang, who was in an environment where spiritual energy was scarce all year round!
"Snap!"
And almost at that moment, the bottleneck of level 29, which had troubled him for most of his life and made him suffer ridicule, was finally broken through!
"Level 30..."
"I've broken through level 30!!!"
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
After sensing the changes in his soul power, Yu Xiaogang suddenly raised his head, and two streams of turbid tears instantly welled up in his eyes.
"Did you see that? Did you all see that?!"
"I, Yu Xiaogang, am not a piece of trash!"
"I was just born in the wrong world!"
"In this perfect world, I can break through to the next level just by eating a blade of grass. I'm a genius! The chosen one!!"
The thrill of this instant breakthrough completely overwhelmed Yu Xiaogang, and it also caused his already extremely confident self-esteem to swell to its limit.
They even felt that they had grasped the truth of this world.
"I want more!"
"I want to keep pushing my limits!"
"If I eat enough, I can become a god!"
"By then, I'll not only dare to challenge White Deer Academy, but I'll even dare to venture into the Primordial Immortal Court!"
After saying that, Yu Xiaogang continued crawling up the hillside like a madman.
Suddenly, perseverance pays off, and Yu Xiaogang, who was diligently searching for any opportunity, was soon attracted by a plant in front of him.
It was a plant that looked very much like Blue Silver Grass, but its whole body was a strange deep purple, and it was even surrounded by a faint purple mist.
"This is..."
Upon seeing the plant, Yu Xiaogang swallowed hard, his eyes glued to it, practically drooling.
In his ecstasy, Yu Xiaogang's mind began to automatically flip through the "Ten Core Theories of Perfect World" that he had written.
"A purple aura rises from the east, its leaves are like ghosts and demons, could this be the legendary Purple Immortal Herb?!"
"A celestial item, it's definitely a mutated celestial item!"
"My book says that wherever poisonous creatures appear, there are always miraculous antidotes."
"Anything surrounded by purple aura must be a rare treasure of heaven and earth!"
"So in my opinion, eating it will not only strengthen my muscles and bones, but it might also allow my Luo Sanpao to undergo a complete evolution!"
"Hahaha, Heaven is helping me! Heaven is helping me!!"
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang, blinded by arrogance, completely ignored the fishy stench emanating from the purple mist.
He grabbed what he thought was the Purple Immortal Herb, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed the whole thing!
"Gurgle!"
After swallowing the strange plant, Yu Xiaogang waited with great confidence.
But this time there was neither heat flow nor evolution.
A wave of excruciating pain exploded inside Yu Xiaogang's stomach!
(End of chapter)