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Chapter 38 - This Is the True Value of the Celtic Bulldozer!

〜In the world of the Land of Shadows〜

At this very moment, as the "Purple Old Ha—" Purple Waifu Scáthach, so incredibly familiar to all FGO players, she also focused her attention on the entire screen!

Originally, she didn't care much about this giant screen.

After all, these matters were fundamentally unworthy of mention to her.

Compared to these so-called dark histories or famous scenes, Scáthach cared more about the existence capable of killing her!

But she hadn't expected to actually see her own disciple—Cú Chulainn—on this screen.

Not only was he working a part-time job in that world, but he was also continuing his usual smooth-talking style as always.

But thinking about it carefully, it made sense. After all, he is the Celtic Bulldozer…

Being able to talk is quite normal!

However, upon seeing such a scene, a dangerous glint flashed through her eyes.

"It seems that while I wasn't around, my dear disciple has become quite slack!"

As Scáthach spoke, countless hellish training methods for drilling Cú Chulainn surfaced in her mind!

〜In the Worldline of Fifth Holy Grail War〜

Meanwhile, Cú Chulainn, watching everything on the screen, felt a chill run down his spine.

He couldn't help but shiver.

"This feeling… it feels like I'm being watched by Shishou…"

But that sort of thing shouldn't be possible.

After all, that woman shouldn't be able to see this screen… probably!

Comforting himself this way, although in reality, even he himself didn't quite believe this excuse.

Nevertheless, he set his mind at ease and continued watching the video.

Just as all the viewers were buzzing with discussion, the content on the screen continued to play.

『 Faced with Cú Chulainn's sweet words, a shy expression appeared on the old lady's face.

"Oh, stop it, calling me 'Miss'."

This is the gold standard of the Celtic Bulldozer!

Under Cú Chulainn's words, the old lady lost her reason.

"Alright, give me that one."

As soon as those words fell, Cú Chulainn took out the item the old lady wanted with extreme speed.

"Thank you for your patronage~"

Seeing this scene.

Whether it was the audience watching the screen or Emiya Shirou inside the video, the corners of their mouths twitched involuntarily.

"The Celtic Great Hero selling fish…"

However, precisely because of this conversation, Emiya Shirou finally understood what to make for dinner.

"I guess we'll have fish for dinner after all."

While saying this, Emiya Shirou looked at the fish in the shop and began to consider what kind to buy…

As a qualified house-husband, if he was going to buy, he naturally had to buy what was cost-effective.

"Lancer, give me something of relatively good value."

Accompanying these words, Cú Chulainn paused slightly, then glanced at the fish in his shop.

Very quickly, he made up his mind…

If it's fish, it definitely has to be salmon.

"How about salmon?"

"It's very cheap, and also delicious."

Cú Chulainn said with a smile.

Cheap and delicious, with a high price-performance ratio.

And it also possesses good nutrition.

It is said that this fish generally represents wisdom!

A certain great hero gained all the knowledge in the world and superhuman wisdom, along with the ability to foresee the future, because of a salmon.

Thus, the salmon also bore the title of the Salmon of Knowledge…』

『 .....』

Meanwhile, in the group chat on the other side!

〜Viewer's Chat Room〜

[ Diarmuid Ua Duibhne (Lancer): I didn't expect it to actually be salmon… This reminds me of a very familiar old friend! ]

[ Mash Kyrielight: Um, that should be Mr. Fionn, right? If I remember correctly, the story of Mr. Fionn and the Salmon of Knowledge is indeed quite famous. ]

[ Boudica (Rider): A fish that represents wisdom? I'm actually a bit curious, how is that young man going to prepare such a fish? ]

[ Tamamo-no-Mae (Caster): To be a qualified wife, excellent culinary skills are a must. I am also very curious about how that young man will handle the salmon. ]

[ .....]

Just as all the group members were discussing spiritedly.

『 On the screen, Emiya Shirou's eyes lit up upon hearing these words.

"Salmon, huh… It's delicious steamed too. It's decided, dinner will be foil-baked fish."

Emiya Shirou immediately made up his mind.

Hearing this, a look of curiosity involuntarily appeared on Cú Chulainn's face.

"What? Is that good?"

"It's very simple to make, but relatively speaking, it's very delicious. Give me three portions."

Hearing this, Cú Chulainn nodded, a thoughtful expression appearing on his face.

"Is that so…"

"Hey, there's one extra piece, whoa."

Hearing Emiya Shirou's confusion!

Cú Chulainn put his hands on his hips and said with a face full of righteousness.

"Kid, I want to eat too."

As for the reason why he insisted on going over to mooch a meal, it was very simple!

Cú Chulainn himself was filled with intense curiosity about the young man's cooking skills before him.

Because he had heard other Heroic Spirits and Masters say that Emiya Shirou's cooking was very good.

Even the illustrious King Arthur liked Emiya Shirou's food very much!

So he was incredibly curious about this food that could attract King Arthur!

"Don't worry, I'll pay for my own portion."

"No, that's not the issue…"

Before his voice had completely fallen, a slap from Cú Chulainn's B-rank Strength followed immediately!

Under such terrifying force, Emiya Shirou actually only took a few steps back…

At the same time, Cú Chulainn's voice rang out.

"Well then, I'll head to your place later. Get everything ready." 』

『 .....』

At this very moment, seeing this scene, the Heroic Spirits and Mages of all worlds couldn't help but fall silent!

They didn't expect that in this world, not only were the Heroic Spirits not fighting!

They could actually work part-time jobs and go to each other's houses to mooch meals!?

Is this really the Holy Grail War they are familiar with?

Inconceivable, truly too inconceivable!

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〜Viewer's Chat Room〜

[ Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi: ??? You call this a Holy Grail War? I can't see it at all! Show some proper respect for the Holy Grail War, hey! ]

[ Fionn mac Cumhaill (Lancer): Putting other things aside, I inexplicably have a good feeling about this young man. Salmon is indeed a very excellent ingredient! ]

[ Waver Velvet: Compared to that, I'm more concerned about how delicious that young man's cooking actually is. To think even a Heroic Spirit would go to mooch a meal. If I remember correctly, Heroic Spirits generally don't need to eat, right? ]

[ Romani Archaman: It's still necessary. After all, this is also a way for Heroic Spirits to replenish mana… ]

[ Artoria Pendragon (Saber): If it's Shirou… his cooking is indeed very good. I quite love eating the meals he makes. ]

[ Artoria Pendragon[F/Z] (Saber): ...Really? ]

[ Iskandar[F/Z] (Rider): Oh, to think even Saber says so. Then this King is a bit curious! Let this King witness it with his own eyes, that young man's cooking! ]

[ Gawain (Saber): My evaluation is that neither the salmon nor the cooking skills are as good as mine. My special mashed potatoes are the best! ]

[ Mordred (Saber): You should just forget about that stuff of yours! ]

[ .....]

At this very moment, the Heroic Spirits and Mages of all worlds were discussing one after another.

Undoubtedly, everyone was curious about just how outrageous Emiya Shirou's cooking skills were.

One must know, this isn't just cooking that could make the illustrious Cú Chulainn lower his status to mooch a meal, but even King Arthur equally loved Shirou's food!

Everyone's hearts were filled with anticipation!

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