Chapter 75:
"Motherfucker! That was so fucking badass!" Steve suddenly shouted at everyone.
The cabin fell into an eerie silence.
Steve Rogers yanked off his helmet, revealing a brilliant grin: "Banner, you fucking genius! That demolition wave just now was insane! That old bastard Ross deserved to be handled exactly like that!"
Click.
Deadpool felt his jaw drop to the floor.
Click.
Hawkeye's long knife slipped from his hand.
Natasha's pupils experienced an earthquake equivalent to magnitude 8.
"Holy shit!" Deadpool did a kip-up and jumped to his feet.
"Cap, when the hell did you unlock my profanity skill tree?!"
Banner, wrapped in an emergency blanket with his glasses crooked to one side: "Wait… does Captain America actually say 'fuck'?"
Steve waved grandly, looking like he'd just walked off a gangster movie set: "I watched dozens of movies before I finally understood—when you're Captain, you've gotta talk like this! It's got energy!"
Hawkeye raised a trembling hand: "Captain… just asking—what kind of quality education films did you watch?"
"The Godfather trilogy! Goodfellas! And…" Steve suddenly lowered his voice, imitating Marlon Brando perfectly.
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Deadpool was already rolling on the cabin floor laughing: "Hahahaha this is even wilder than Thanos doing ballet! Cap, you should've been like this from the start!"
Banner weakly raised his hand: "So… what do we do now?"
"Go find our badass boss!" Steve slapped Banner on the back so hard Banner nearly coughed blood.
"The guy who once punched your Hulk flat!"
Banner suddenly jolted: "Wait! That monster who caught Hulk's fist barehanded and then slammed us into the ground?!" His voice cracked.
"Fuck! That really is Hulk's psychological trauma!"
Deadpool pounced over like a ferret smelling melon: "When did that happen? Is there video? Can we loop it?"
Natasha silently changed course. The holographic map now showed Yang Jian's villa coordinates blinking.
Origin timely popped up a friendly reminder: [Estimated arrival time: 15 minutes. Recommend Dr. Banner prepare mentally—physically speaking.]
The jet tore through the clouds, flying toward an even crazier future.
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Villa living room – twenty minutes of ongoing debate
Mikaela traced a streak of light across the hologram: "Listen, everyone—Origin should be a blonde bombshell! Leather jacket, hot pants, thigh-high boots, just like Cameron Diaz!"
Wanda's chaos magic instantly reshaped the projection into an elegant gothic noblewoman: "European classical beauty is eternal. Dark red lipstick, corset gown, a touch of French accent when speaking."
"Too old-fashioned!" Zhao Helen seized control. The projection instantly became a sleek black long straight OL.
"Asian-style beauty is so much better—intellectual and gentle, white coat with thin-framed glasses."
Yang Jian sprawled on the sofa, tossing an apple in his hand: "Have any of you considered Origin's own opinion?"
[Master, after 4365 appearance simulation tests.] Origin's voice suddenly came from the ceiling.
[This AI believes the current spherical projection best meets functional requirements.]
"Boring! Same line again!" the three women said in unison.
Mikaela's eyes suddenly lit up: "How about this! Let Origin learn to morph—new skin every day! Monday bombshell, Tuesday noblewoman, Wednesday female doctor."
Wanda's red magic was already auto-generating 3D models: "Why not add voiceprint switching? We can find some acoustic engineers."
Zhao Helen suddenly pulled up the biometric interface: "Actually… we can already create real humans."
Yang Jian's apple froze mid-air: "Wait… you're not planning to make a…"
[Master, Natasha and the others have arrived.] Origin's voice prompted.
"They're here." Yang Jian jumped up as if granted amnesty.
"Dr. Banner's onboarding physical is about to begin."
The three women looked regretfully at the unfinished designs. Wanda suddenly snapped her fingers: "Origin, save that gothic noblewoman form to my favorites folder first!"
[Folder created: "AI Dress-up Game (Wanda Exclusive Edition)"]
Yang Jian led Wanda, Mikaela, and Zhao Helen to the villa entrance. The Quinjet was slowly descending onto the lawn.
Bumblebee stood quietly to the side, his side mirrors flickering curiously.
"What do you think Yang will do to help Banner?" Mikaela suddenly asked, eyes fixed on the landing jet.
Zhao Helen pushed up her glasses: "Maybe… prepare a female mechanical body for him?"
Wanda and Mikaela turned to her simultaneously with looks of disbelief.
"Helen, you're beyond saving." Wanda facepalmed.
Zhao Helen smiled sheepishly: "Just kidding."
Yang Jian cleared his throat lightly: "They're here."
As the jet hatch opened, Deadpool burst out first, arms spread wide dramatically.
"Boss! Did you miss me?"
Right behind him, Natasha and Hawkeye flanked a Banner wrapped only in a blanket as they walked out.
Captain America Steve Rogers came last. His appearance made Wanda and Zhao Helen visibly freeze.
"Wait!" Wanda frowned.
"That's Captain America? Isn't he…?"
"Isn't he supposed to be dead?" Zhao Helen finished, equally confused.
Mikaela blinked: "Isn't that the guy we saw on the Times Square poster a few days ago?"
And just as they stepped out, everyone clearly heard:
"Banner, you fucking genius!" Steve Rogers wrapped an arm around the trembling Banner.
"When we see the boss, I'll treat you to the good stuff!"
Deadpool was twisting his hips and rapping beside them: "Yo~ Cap's turned into a foul-mouthed man!"
"This…"
Wanda looked utterly bewildered: "Did I travel to the wrong parallel universe?"
Zhao Helen mechanically adjusted nonexistent glasses: "According to voiceprint analysis, it really is Captain America… but the language database urgently needs antivirus."
Mikaela suddenly pulled out her phone and started taking frantic photos: "Oh my god! This is rarer than Tony Stark in a ballet skirt!"
Yang Jian's mouth twitched: "This Captain… might be a little different from what you know."
At that moment, Steve had already walked quickly up to Yang Jian, giving a respectful nod: "Boss."
His tone and posture were full of genuine respect—perfectly matching the classic image people had of Captain America.
Completely different from the foul-mouthed version earlier.
Deadpool bounced over: "Whoa! Boss, that casual outfit today is so handsome! Way better than Tony Stark's flashy custom suits!"
Natasha rolled her eyes and explained to Yang Jian: "We went through quite a lot on the way. Shocking education."
Hawkeye added: "If Coulson saw the current Captain, he'd probably cry from emotion."
"Why? Because his idol is Captain America?" Deadpool asked curiously.
Steve said gently but firmly: "Coulson was an excellent agent. He understood that idols are just symbols to inspire people. What really matters is the belief we protect."
These words were both proper and full of wisdom—exactly what people expected from Captain America.
Completely different from the foul-mouthed version earlier.
Banner, still wrapped tightly in the blanket, stood awkwardly to the side: "Uh… excuse me?"
Yang Jian finally turned his attention to him: "Dr. Banner, welcome. We're ready."
He made a gesture. The villa's main doors opened automatically, revealing a spacious, brightly lit corridor inside.
"Origin." Yang Jian called.
"Is the life cradle ready?"
A gentle female voice immediately sounded from above: "Everything is ready, boss. Can begin at any time."
Banner's eyes lit up: "You can really help me communicate with Hulk?"
Yang Jian gave a meaningful smile: "Not just communicate—we can make you both different."
He glanced at Banner, who was only wrapped in a blanket: "First things first… we need to find you some pants."
Everyone let out soft laughter. The tense atmosphere instantly relaxed.
Led by Yang Jian, the group walked deeper into the villa, ready to begin the experiment that might change Banner's fate.
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