(A/N: I sometimes get sidetracked from the main plot.. like this one… HAVE FUN!!!!!!!)
/1 Year, 9 Months and 3 Weeks before Season 1\
Current Location: Sweet Apple Acres!
…
It has been a week since Kurat moved into Ponyville. Most of the locals already knew him, mostly from Pinkie Pie. Kurat was early to work, mostly to impress Applejack. We worked on Apple Bucking, helping Big Mac sell Apple Products all across Ponyville, and would sometimes watch Apple Bloom.
We see him Apple Bucking alongside Applejack and Big Mac.
*Bang!*
A multitude of apples fell into the placed buckets. Kurat wiped the sweat off his forehead, Applejack finished her tree and announced, "hey guys! Imma go get some refreshments, y'all want any?" She offered.
"Eeyup." Big Mac said.
"Yeah, sounds good AJ." Kurat said as well.
She nodded and went inside her home. We see Big Mac and Kurat sitting down, taking a short break while waiting for the drinks.
"So… you wanna, tell me why you don't speak much?" Kurat asked Big Mac. In the show, it mostly didn't explain why he talks very little, maybe now… he could get some answers.
"Well," Big Mac started, "I don't really like talking much. My Pops once said, "those that are silent, are those who are hard to read." So, I keep quiet, unless I have to talk, but mostly I just answer with "Eeyup" or "Nope"." Big Mac answered.
"Wow… that's something, alright. And hey? If you don't mind me asking, where are your parents? I know you have Applejack, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith, but what about your Dad and Mom?" Kurat entered a sensitive topic.
Big Mac looked away, "that's… why I keep quiet. I don't like answering that Kurat, it-it hurts me deeply. So please, never ask me or anypony within the Apple Family again, you understand?" Big Mac said sternly at Kurat.
"Oh, ok. Sorry for asking." Kurat laid down, looking up at the sky, drowning in his own thoughts.
"It's alright, you didn't know…" Big Mac closed his eyes to rest.
'Hmm, so that checks out. Guess the theories were true, Applejack's Mom and Dad are dead… or at least that's what I'm guessing. Should I ask him about the hat she wears?'
[Don't]
[If the memory haunts him that badly, talking about it anymore would just add oil to the fire. Just shut up, take the drinks, and continue working]
Kurat hummed at Adam's response. Kurat got the answers he needed and didn't need to ask anymore.
"Hey y'all!" Applejack came back, bringing a tray of Apple Juice-Cartons with her. "Here," she laid the tray down and Big Mac and Kurat took one each. Applejack took one and they all started to drink.
*Slurping Sounds*
"Ahh~" they all said in unison.
"Nothing beats this, thanks Boss!" Kurat thanked Applejack.
"Oh shucks, it's nothin'. Oh!" Applejack pulled out a bag of Bits, she took out some Bits and handed them to Kurat. He was confused before she answered, "in advance. Also, take some Apples with yah back home." She told Kurat.
Kurat nodded and placed his money into his pouch. "Thanks! But why pay in advance?" Kurat wondered.
"Well, I promised Rainbow Dash I'd help her with some "flying" stunt. She said something along the lines of… "the wonderbolts would love this new trick" or something." She answered. "Which is why I'm sending you back home early, you to Big Mac." Kurat thanked his Boss for the early leave…
As he was about to head home, a small pony ran up to him. "Hey Mr Kurat!"
'Oh? Apple Bloom is approaching me?' Kurat was about to start some DIO monologue, but Adam stopped him.
Apple Bloom caught up and was taking in deep breaths from running.
*Huffs!*
"Mr Kurat, could you levitate me again like yesterday? It felt amazing to fly like a bird!" She asked Kurat.
*Laughs a bit*
Kurat saw the wonders of a child within Apple Bloom. He agreed and started to levitate her, "woah!" She said excitedly.
Kurat would watch her "fly" around Sweet Apple Acres, mainly around the Barn and Pig Pen…
After Apple Bloom's flying session, she thanked Kurat and hugged him before running off. Kurat waved back, smiling at the joy he gave today. 'Is this what being a brother is like? I kinda like it.' He thought.
[It does feel good to make others happy, especially children, or in our case, Pony-Children]
"Yeah…" Kurat walked out of Sweet Apple Acres, deciding to stop by Derpy's work place before heading home…
…
Kurat was in front of the Ponyville Mail Office. He inhaled and exhaled and went inside, hoping to see his friend.
Upon entering, he saw Derpy taking a nap on the counter.
*Giggles softly*
He walked up and nudged her a bit. "Derpy? Are you there?" He said softly to the sleeping Pegasus.
"Huh…Huh!" She woke up upon seeing Kurat. "Oh! Hello Kurat, what brings you here? Delivering a letter? A package?" She asked.
"No no, I came to ask what time your shift ends. I was thinking about getting some lunch before I headed home." Kurat suggested to Derpy.
"Oh! Well," she checked the clock, "my shift ends in an hour from now. You don't have to wait for me, you can go eat first." She said back.
"Oh, well then, guess I'll starve…" Kurat said in a fake sad tone.
"What?! Why?" She asked in worry.
'Oh god, please help me, Luna is already cute enough! I-CAN'T-HOLD IT IN-ANY LONGER-GAHHHH!!!!' He screamed mentally at himself. He was one cuteness away from hugging Derpy for the next hour.
"Well, why not? I'll just wait for you to finish your shift and we can go eat together. Eating with friends somehow makes the food taste better, don't you agree?" Kurat said.
"It does… alright! I'll meet you at the Library, that is where you're staying, right?" She asked for Kurat's home address.
"Eeyup!" He said in a deep tone, trying to sound like Big Mac.
*Giggles*
"Well then," Kurat was leaving the Mail Office, "see you then!" He waved goodbye.
"See you later Kurat!" Derpy waved back.
….
We see Kurat inside the Golden Oak Library. We see him discussing with Adam about something, let's take a closer look, shall we~
[I'm just saying, doing the Jujutsu Kaisen Manga's first would be better than doing the Hazbin Hotel ones. You already completed the 31 Manga's, while Hazbin Hotel has the Pilot and First Season, with a Cliff Hanger. A very deep one at that]
"I know… but I wanna see how Charlie looks as a pony!!!"
Yes. Kurat and Adam and debating which Comic/Manga Adam would first turn into a Pony Version. Basically: All The Characters would be turned into a Pony Varient… THAT'S IT!
[I'm sorry Kurat, but my suggestion is the better of the two]
"Oh? So my ideas are shi*ty?" Kurat started a fight he can't possibly hope to win.
[Oh~ You want to start this sh*t again, huh?]
Kurat grinned, "I do…. You no body-no shame-looking Skill~"
[*Ahem!*]
[No shame? You do stunts that would bring dishonour to your entire bloodline]
"GAH!" One invincible through the chest.
[And no Body? You have a skill to help you decide which body you use. If I had to say, at least I don't go using a Unique Skill, just to do "testing" which will ultimately, at the very least, break a few bones, me taking more pictures for blackmail, and me eating popcorn while Luna educates you on safety]
"Ack!" Another invincible arrow through the chest, and… *Ahem!* Private Parts *Ahem!*
[Shall I continue? I have tons of "memories" I can show you, or show Luna. Your Choice~]
Adam did a "Alastor" at Kurat. Kurat also dramatically fell onto the floor, his face and body both pale, which is hard to notice from all his white fur…
*Random Asian Guy Voice*: And so, Adam-San and Kurat-San kept arguing, and Kurat lost… who would've guessed that?
…
We see Kurat reading his Jujutsu Kaisen Volumes for the… I lost count.
"Ahh~ thanks for the memory wipe Adam!" Kurat said, just finishing Volume 30
[…]
[You really have no life, do yah?]
"WHA-HEY! I DO HAVE A LIFE!"
[Yeah, you do… in this world at least…]
"And what does that mean?" Kurat wanted that smoke.
[Oh? So you forgot huh? Let me remind you: you had no courage to ask out Maria on one simple date, you stayed at home most of the time to cure your depression, which in turn, made it worse, you have hundreds of Manga's all stashed up in here, which I don't know how your brain haven't exploded yet, and-]
"ALRIGHT! I GET IT! PLEASE STOP!" Kurat shouted at Adam to stop as he was in tears…
*Sniff*
[Oh… I-I didn't mean to take it that far…]
*Sniff*
"If you knew I had depression, you should also know why I had it?" Kurat wiped his tears, and went to the kitchen to get some water.
[…]
[Car Crash… everybody but you died. You blamed yourself for their deaths…]
"Yeah… please… don't-don't remind me… man, now I know how Big Mac feels… it feels shi*ty…" Kurat gulped all his water, placed the cup into the sink. He went back to the hall and sat down… needing some time to himself.
[…]
[Once again… I'm sorry Kurat]
"It's ok Adam… I started this, I deserved some of that." Kurat picked up a random book from the book shelves with levitation and started to read it.
[No, it wasn't ok of me to bring up your traumatic past just because of a silly argument…]
The room went silent. Kurat was seen reading, but he really wasn't. Adam thought of something to lighten the mood.
(A/N: This all happened under an hour, might I remind you ladies~)
[Remember when you got your first pokemon pack for Christmas?]
Kurat knew Adam was trying to brighten up the mood, and followed along with it.
"Oh, I do remember! It was… the Sun and Moon series packs, my dad got me a whole booster bundle… I loved the Tapu Koko art, and I even took a picture and sent it on Twitter so that others could see what I pulled!" Kurat started remembering the good old times…
[Yeah… you know… I don't know why… but I feel like I learned something today instead of you]
"Oh yeah? What's that? "Don't bring up traumatic sh*t from Earth into our arguments"" Kurat asked, grinning a bit.
[Yeah, something like that…. I just remembered, we were supposed to meet up with Derpy for lunch]
Adam reminded Kurat, and he quickly panicked. He ran out the door of the Library, only crashing into Derpy, who was waiting outside.
*Groans*
They both got up, apologising to each other before realising who is who.
"Oh, hey Derpy!" Kurat greeted.
"Hello Kurat! Sorry for not seeing you there, hehe…" she laughed a bit.
"Oh, it's no problem~ I just panicked when I almost forgot our lunch plans." Kurat said.
"You too? My Boss had to remind me as well!" They both giggled at their misfortunes.
…
(A/N: Before we continue this story, I must say something. Kurat had a rough life back on Earth… don't ask for background information, as I will reveal it at a later date… BACK TO STORY TIME!)
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We see Derpy and Kurat walking down Ponyville's Main Street. Many Ponies were having a good time, some couples were spotted, Kurat even saw Rainbow Dash and Applejack in the distance, and he saw the "stunt" Rainbow wanted to pull off. He showed Derpy and she giggled a bit before continuing their journey for lunch…
They arrived at Sugar Cube Corner, as Derpy mentioned about her homemade muffins she wanted to share with Kurat, which he was excited to try.
Upon entering, they were immediately greeted with Pinkie Pie ringing the bell while saying, "Welcome to Sugar Cube Corner Derpy!" She then notices Kurat and gasps!
"Kurat! Welcome!!" She dashed to an empty table and backed the duo to sit.
Derpy and Kurat sat down and Pinkie immediately took out a tray of cupcakes from her mane. "Here you go!" She handed the cupcakes to them.
Kurat was confused before Derpy mentioned how she made plans before Kurat arrived, apparently, she was asked by Pinkie Pie to test her new "Muffin-Cupcake-Trapaganza Surprise!" Which was a Blueberry Muffin, inside a Chocolate Cupcake, dashed with whipped cream. Kurat was practically drooling from the sight. Derpy and Pinkie laughed at Kurat's reaction. She placed the cupcakes down and left for the kitchen, but not before saying, "TELL ME HOW IT TASTES GUYS!!" She shouted from the kitchen.
Kurat stared at the cupcakes, lifted one, and took a bite.
*Chomp!*
Kurat's eyes sparkles, and motions Derpy to try some. She does, and her eyes say it all. The duo began to chomp down on all the cupcakes, Kurat shouting to Pinkie, "THIS IS THE GREATEST CUPCAKE I HAVE EVER EATEN IN MY LIFE!!!" They both heard her giggling from the kitchen. Derpy and Kurat continued to eat their food, Derpy also taking out her homemade muffins.
"Is that?" Kurat asked.
"Mmmhmm!" She passed one over to Kurat. He takes a bite, and…
'Adam… how the fu*k did I live my previous life without these?'
[That is a mystery that will never be solved my boy]
Tears of happiness started to fall from his face and he continued to eat, savouring the taste of the Cupcakes and the Muffins…
…
By the time they finished eating, Derpy and Kurat were stuffed with desserts. And I'm jealous they get dessert for lunch… lucky pony…
As Kurat was wiping his mouth from all the cream and crumbs, Derpy asked him a question.
"Hey Kurat? I have to ask, where did you live before coming to Ponyville?"
He froze. He couldn't tell his back story, or his previous residence in the EverFree Forest. He needed to lie….
"Uhhh, well…. I can't say Derpy… because I am a traveller, yeah!" Kurat wiped some sweat off his forehead.
Derpy took in his answer and said, "really? Where were you before?" She asked with curiosity. Kurat thought of a few reasons before Adam stepped in.
[Say you were in the countryside before you ventured here. If she asks how you got here, say on hold]
"I was in the countryside before I came here." Kurat repeated from Adam.
"Oh! Were you in Appleloosa?" Derpy asked.
"Yup!" He lied again. "But I didn't stay long as some ponies there were… weird, to say the least, and their Buffalo problem was another reason why I left quickly." Kurat used his knowledge from the show, hoping it would make his lie more believable.
"Really?! I didn't know that!" Derpy was astonished by Kurat's "Travels".
"Hmm… maybe I should use some days off to travel…" she murmured to herself.
Kurat saw the whole room grow quiet, then…
Derpy remembered her appointment at the Ponyville's Spa and saw the clock. She was shocked at the time, and needed to go. "Sorry Kurat! I have gotta go! I have an appointment at the Spa!" She rushed out, saying sorry a few times…
….
Kurat was surprised at her sudden rush but shrugged it off. A few minutes went by, he continued to finish the Muffins and Cupcakes that were left on the table, and that was when another Pony came in.
Kurat saw who the pony is, white-fur, a styled mane, long eyelashes, looks a bit British, a Unicorn Pony at that… It was Rarity.
'Huh… Spike isn't wrong when he said she was beautiful…' Kurat thought before continuing his meal.
"Hey Rarity!" Pinkie said.
"Oh, good evening Pinkie Pie! Could I pick up my order please?" She asked, sliding 8 Bits on the counter.
Pinkie instantly stored the money away and rushed to the kitchen, only coming back seconds later with Rarity's order.
"Here you go! One Strawberry with Blue Icing Cake!" Pinkie announced. Rarity used her levitation and grabbed the box, and was about to leave when she saw Kurat eating.
"Umm, hey Pinkie? Who's that over there?" She asked curiously, 'my my! How are enchanting he is~'
"Oh! That's Kurat! Kurat Melenia, but he goes by Kurat! He's new to Ponyville, he arrived about a week ago, I heard he's working at Sweet Apple Acres, and Applejack's his boss. Wanna go say hi!" She offered the White Pony.
"You know what? Sure. It's not common to see a Unicorn like him." She trotted over…
Kurat was busy eating food, talking to Adam via his mind.
'So when can we start the Jujutsu Kaisen's new Pony look?'
[Soon Kurat, soon. I still need to draw up some drafts, find which is most suitable, and add colour. Unlike your 'Manga' this will have colour, and I am using your memories as long inspiration]
'Ok? How long will that take?'
[Give and take… a few days, maybe a week or two. It really depends on my mood at this point, as we having got our own home yet, nor our shop set up]
'Oh, alright.' Kurat finished swallowing the last Cupcake before turning his head towards Derpy's muffins.
'Man… those cupcakes are the BOMB! And these muffins are extremely good as well! I heard a saying about finding a man's heart is through his stomach, and they ain't wrong!' Kurat levitated a cupcake and took a large bite, savouring the flavour.
'Ohh~ These-these are the best muffins I have ever eaten~' then, as he was about to take another bite, swallowing his previous one, he heard somepony call him.
"Excuse me? Is this seat taken?" Asked the pony.
Kurat looked up and saw Rarity standing there, asking to sit down.
'Ok, so Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, who was unexpected, and now… Rarity. Huh? It seems the only of these girls who I approached first was my boss…' Kurat swallowed his bite.
"No no, this seat is empty. Take a seat." Kurat said.
Rarity levitated the seat and walked out-
CUT!!!!
(A/N: ok who added that line?)
"...."
(A/N: so no one's gonna fess up huh? THEN NO PIZZA NIGHT!)
They paused and turned to me.
Deadpool (From Marvel), Pinkie Pie (From My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic), and Jax (From The Amazing Digital Circus) all pointed at Sans (From Undertale).
(Sans: *He laughed a bit* What? It was getting boring?)
(A/N: …. I don't care… NO PIZZA FOR YOU!!!!!)
(Sans: *Grins* That's fine-)
(A/N: And no Ketchup/Tomato Sauce)
Sans immediately froze over hearing that and begged me to not take it away from him. I smiled… and said no.
And then… he started blasting, but he forgot… "WHO'S RUNNING THE SHOW!!!" I snapped my fingers and sent him to Coco-Melon Verse… hope he learns his lesson. I turned and saw the other three suddenly get scared… I grinned~
(A/N: BACK TO THE STORY!!!!!)
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(Take 2)
"No no, this seat is empty. Take a seat." Kurat said.
Rarity sat down, seeing the muffins Kurat was about to consume. "So I heard you're the new face in town, am I correct?" She asked.
"Correct miss…." Kurat motioned for her name.
"Rarity darling. And I have to say! You take such great care of your Coiffure~" she complimented Kurat's White mane.
"Oh, uhh, thanks Miss Rarity." Kurat replied back.
"Please Kurat, call me Rarity, no need for formalities."
"Ok-wait how do you know my name?" Kurat asked.
"Oh," she turned to Pinkie and said, "Pinkie told me. Your full name is Kurat Melenia, right?" She asked, needling conformation.
"Yes?" He was confused by her tone.
"Alrighty then! Shall we continue our chat?" Rarity had some questions for Kurat.
Seeing her quick change in body language, Adam guessed she had questions for him, and needed to leave, ASAP!
"Oh, uhhh…." Kurat looked around, "sorry Rarity, but I-" 'Sh*t! I need an excuse!'
[*Sighs*]
[Just say you need to rush home. I don't care how you do it, just do it! She isn't as gullible as Derpy, so she will have suspicions about you]
'First, Derpy is not gullible, Second, how in Luna's name do I get out of this?! I can't just say "sorry, I need to rush home!"'
[…]
[GO WITH THAT!!!]
*Sighs*
"-I need to rush home!" Kurat got up, levitating the remaining cupcakes with him, opening his Pocket Dimension, storing the food there, taking out some Bits and placing them on the counter.
"Thanks for the food, Pinkie!" Kurat said before teleporting away…
Rarity was left dumbfounded and founded at what just occurred. "Did-did he just run away?" She asked herself.
….
*Shing!*
Kurat was seen inside the Golden Oak Library. "Phew! Close one." He said.
Silence fell for a few seconds before Adam spoke up.
[So we both agree we aren't interacting with her for a good while correct?]
"Oh, most definitely. Ponies like Rainbow and Derpy might see my magic as "cool magic", but Rarity might ask more… complicated questions. Can't have that… oh god I need some rest…" Kurat walked over to the kitchen, opened his Pocket Dimension and stored the remaining muffins inside his refrigerator.
After that, he walked to his bed and laid down.
'Huh… Adam? What time is it?'
[It is 6:47 PM]
Kurat looked outside the window and saw the sun starting to go down…
"Wait, do they call the sun, "Celestia's Sun" here? Or am I being delusional from all those fanfictions?"
[Hmm… that's a good question. It could be either really. Celestia raises the Sun, so I would guess many call it "Celestia's Sun", but some could also call it just "Sun"]
"Huh…" Kurat and Adam then spent the next hour discussing that topic alone, bringing up FanFictions from and Theories they had… It was a lovely conversation between two friends. One "Secretly An Alicorn" + Transmigrator, and a Soon-To-Be- Manas Skill… Kurat and Adam…
...
(Jax: Like Adam and Eve? Are they gonna kiss soon or something?)
(A/N: … So help me God, I will write a story just about you being Ragatha's Lover…. don't test me… rabbit~)
(Jax: Uhhh… what-)
...
Somewhere in Canterlot->
We transition to the Canterlot Castle Throne Room. We see Celestia and Shining Armour receiving a report from one of the guards.
"We went back to the old castle Princess… we couldn't find any more traces of this "Entity". The Guard Said.
"I see… What do you think about this Shining?" Celestia asked Shining Armour.
"Hmm, I believe the "Entity" either left, or…. Came to Ponyville, disguised as a Pony, but that's just my hypothesis Princess Celestia." Shining Armour bowed.
"Hmm… thank you for the report, you may leave," she turned to Shining, "you as well Captain."
"Yes Princess." The Guard and Captain said in unison before bowing again and leaving the throne room…
….
Celestia is in deep thought. "Hmm, did you know we were coming? Or did you already know from last time?" She asked herself a few questions, trying to find an answer, or at least, make an educated guess…
After some time, she dismissed her thoughts and sat on her throne in silence.
She levitated a book that was on her small table to her, it was quite small, possibly a journal. She opened the book and started reading it, 'One Year and a Few Months… I'll save you this time… Luna…'
We slowly fade to black…
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(A/N: AND THAT IS THAT!!! IMMA TAKE A BREAK! SEE Y'ALL LATER!!!)
Chapter 26: Za Home Of Za Fool~