Chapter 65: The Sarutobi Family Is Having Kids Now?
The next day at noon, Naruto was strolling idly through the streets.
Kakashi had given the team three days off.
The Chūnin Exams were coming up soon.
Kakashi had meetings to attend.
Plus, Team 7 had just returned from a mission.
Giving the students a short break to rest and recover was a good idea.
"I wonder if my little wife Hinata is back yet."
Naruto muttered to himself.
He had asked around in the morning and learned that Hinata and Yūhi Kurenai had gone on a mission together.
They apparently hadn't returned to the village yet.
But according to rumors, they should be back within the next couple of days.
Besides news about his little wife, Naruto also heard some rumors about himself.
Specifically—last time he had distributed his "spiritual nourishment," the book of hope for the ninja world (in short: little yellow books / porn mags)
to a few of his little buddies.
Without any surprise, they got beaten up badly by both parents—mom and dad tag-teaming!
Those guys wanted to come find Naruto and demand an explanation.
What kind of book did you give us?!
Geneva Convention! Refund!!!
Refund!!! (screaming)
Naruto just shrugged and convinced them with a few casual sentences.
He reminded them that he had already warned them beforehand.
It was best to read it alone.
Since they insisted on reading it with their parents present,
he couldn't do anything about it.
You didn't listen to me—how is that my fault?
"Boss~"
A beautiful figure came running over.
The voice was soft and pleasant.
The girl who approached had long black hair reaching her waist, snow-white skin, and a slender, graceful figure.
Her pretty face carried the classic oriental feminine beauty.
She hurried toward Naruto,
attracting the attention of many passersby who couldn't help but exclaim at her beauty.
"Wow… which clan's young lady is that girl? She's way too pretty!"
"No idea! She's only been around these past couple of days."
"Oh—I get it. Probably here for the upcoming Chūnin Exams. She's from another village."
People chattered and guessed.
But what puzzled them was:
the girl wasn't wearing any village forehead protector.
Naruto frowned slightly. He didn't recall knowing this girl.
"You are…?"
Seeing Naruto's puzzled expression,
the girl giggled so hard her body swayed.
"Boss—it's me! It's me~"
"Konohamaru!"
Konohamaru said with a cheeky grin.
He seemed extremely proud of himself for tricking Naruto even for a little while!
Boss—you finally got played too?
Hahaha… gotcha, right?
Naruto was only puzzled—he didn't feel anything special toward this "girl."
But the surrounding melon-eating crowd?
They reacted completely differently!
Konohamaru hadn't bothered to lower his voice.
The melon-eaters all froze in shock!
In that instant,
they felt the deep malice this world held toward them!
Pants already down—and you tell us this?
Just die already!
Destroy it all! Total destruction! I'm done!
Some boys had already, in those few short minutes,
fantasized about spending their whole life with this beautiful black-haired girl—growing old together.
Who knew—the girl was Konohamaru in disguise!
This was too much!
Naruto smiled and asked:
"Didn't you only use Sexy Jutsu during training?"
"Why are you staying in this form even during normal times?"
When Konohamaru heard this, he puffed up his flat chest proudly.
If he had received a bit more of Jiraiya's "guidance,"
he might have developed two actual mountains by now.
But that wasn't important right now.
"Boss—you were absolutely right last time! Maintaining this form really does help with training!"
"I feel like every day is so fulfilling and meaningful now."
"This is the moment I finally discovered the purpose of my life."
Konohamaru rattled on excitedly.
Yes—his outer appearance was female now.
But his inner self… was still very much a dude.
So what came out was full female-han (tomboy) energy.
A girl with soft, gentle looks and a quiet demeanor
speaking, moving, and acting like a total bro.
How mismatched is that?
Absolutely eye-searing (amazing)!
Trying to hold back laughter was pure torture.
In the end Naruto couldn't hold it anymore and burst out laughing.
Konohamaru—who had been talking nonstop—froze for a second.
Then he asked in surprise:
"Boss, what are you laughing at?"
Naruto waved his hand.
"Nothing—I just thought of something funny."
"Do you stay like this at home too?"
Konohamaru nodded repeatedly, face full of pride.
"Yes! At home, in daily life, even when bathing—always like this!"
Having a son or daughter?
The Sarutobi family just gained a big daughter.
This is great news!
If only Naruto knew where to buy fireworks in the village,
he'd definitely drag a whole cart back
to celebrate for Konohamaru.
Today is a good day.
If this keeps developing, little Hanabi is basically locked in.
Little brother Konohamaru—I can't entrust my little sister-in-law's happiness to you.
So I'm worried.
Advanced ninjutsu and all that is fake—you can't grasp it!
Unless you turn into a girl through Sexy Jutsu, only then can you truly master and cultivate it.
So isn't it normal—to gain something, you have to give something up?
Naruto couldn't help laughing again as another thought came to mind.
"Won't your family get angry seeing you like this?"
"They did! At first they were super against it—even my uncle chased me for more than ten streets trying to beat me!"
"They told me to change back or no dinner."
"But I refused! Because I explained to them—this is beneficial for my ninja way training."
"Then slowly, seeing they couldn't do anything about it, they gave up."
"But I already explained it to them!"
Konohamaru said innocently.
Right now he was in full pretty-girl mode.
The way he looked and acted made any boy who saw him feel pity and heartache.
Just when Naruto thought Konohamaru was finished speaking,
the little brother seemed to remember something.
He suddenly pulled out a small water balloon and held it in his palm.
"Boss—I've seen the light! It's all thanks to training with Sexy Jutsu!"
"Don't believe me? Watch this!"
The water balloon bulged irregularly.
Then—very quickly—pop!
It burst!
The perfectly good water balloon shattered instantly.
Some water splashed onto Konohamaru's face.
Perhaps because of the changes brought by Sexy Jutsu training,
his body had become more sensitive.
The water felt ice-cold.
Konohamaru's pretty face flushed. He let out a soft "Aiya~"
"Hiss… so cold."
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