This time, Hoppe finally couldn't hold back his emotions. The boy just rushed to the corner spot, taking off his top and throwing it as far away as possible while also roaring, "COME FUCKING ON!"
The rest of the players followed, laughing their ass off at this ridiculous situation.
"Goddamnit! Are you on drugs or what?!"
"A fucking hat-trick this early?! Is this the fastest one that any player has ever made in the league?!"
Everyone was so excited, feeling like a record should've been broken by now.
Unfortunately, that wasn't true, since Robert Lewandowski bagged a hat-trick just three minutes after he came on the pitch, in the legendary 5 goals in 9 minutes when Bayern Munich played Wolfsburg in 2015.
Compared to that, unfortunately, Hoppe's achievement today felt a little bit short. He bagged a hat-trick in 6 minutes, which was twice as long as what Lewandowski took that day.
