"I searched it! There was nothing but dirt!" Sparky yelled back, sounding unapologetic. "It was an eyesore! I cleaned up the trash for you! You should be thanking me!"
"You just vaporized any potential metal scraps we could have salvaged to reinforce our own axles!" Klaus argued with his voice rising as he pointed an accusing finger at the crater. "Do you have any concept of restraint, or is your default setting just war crime'?!"
"I am an elemental hazard!" Sparky shrieked, kicking him in the collarbone. "You knew what you were configuring when you built me! If you wanted a maid to sweep the floor, you should have turned me into a broom!"
Klaus let out a long sigh as he brought his large hand up and violently rubbed his face.
Arguing with a creature made entirely of concentrated erratic energy was a completely losing battle.
She was exactly as bratty, destructive, and unhinged as her elemental nature dictated.
