Lauren guessed that he most likely couldn't lift Thor's hammer either. The reason he acted so confidently just now was merely to tease his five beautiful wives.
But what he never expected was that even if he couldn't lift Thor's hammer, this damned broken hammer actually wanted to attract lightning to strike him.
Too much, it's really too much!
Although his heart wasn't exactly pure, it hadn't reached the point where it needed to be cleansed by a heavenly lightning tribulation, right?
I'm just lustful, what, is being lustful against heavenly laws?
Just as the thunder boomed down, a magical barrier appeared out of thin air above his head, forcefully blocking the lightning.
This was the passive skill of the magic ring Gu Yi gave him, which could trigger a magic barrier in times of crisis.
Although the strength was average, it was no problem to defend against a bolt of lightning.
Looking at the timely appearance of the magic barrier, Lauren was secretly happy.
As expected from the wool plucked from the Supreme Mage, it's really good, I made a fortune!
While thinking this, he quickly let go of Thor's hammer, and then cursed at Thor's hammer.
"Dog hammer, I have no grudges with you, yet you want to electrocute me.
You wait, when you are crushed into pieces by someone, I will turn you into a urinal.
Then I will pee on you every day to avenge this lightning strike today."
Speaking of peeing, Lauren was so angry that he immediately unzipped his pants, took out his weapon, and prepared to water Thor's hammer with a stream of the source of life.
However, before he could start watering, Commander on the side grabbed it.
"Boss, you're confused! Thor's hammer can release lightning, and liquid conducts electricity. If you pee on it, your dick will be burnt, what will we use then?"
"That's right! Boss, don't get carried away with anger, it won't be good if it turns into roasted chicken." Mary Rose also stepped forward to stop him, covering her mouth and laughing.
Unlike their worries, 2B on the side had her eyes shining.
"Lollipop, tasty lollipop!"
"..."
"2B, be serious! Is now the time to eat lollipops?"
"Exactly, 2B, besides lollipops, can't anything else fit in that head of yours?"
"Yes! Crowbar, a useful crowbar!"
"...."
Listening to 2B's shocking words, the other four women couldn't help but roll their eyes at her, looking helpless.
Seeing this, 2B pouted and said, "Why are you all looking at me like that? Is it wrong for me to like eating lollipops?
Besides, you underestimate Boss's body too much. He usually takes on five of us at once. We know better than anyone how strong he is there.
How could this little bit of lightning hurt him? Maybe it can even make him stronger under the stimulation of lightning! Have you heard of the electroshock training method?"
"?????" The women.
"?????" Lauren.
Tifa: "2B, do you mean electroshock can make Boss stronger?"
2B: "Hmm, I don't rule out that possibility, maybe it can even awaken Boss's lightning attribute ability!"
Commander: "Lightning attribute ability? Won't that turn him into a stun gun?"
Mary Rose: "Stun gun? My heavens! How exciting!"
A2: "Then should we let go? Let Boss try?"
"Hmm, maybe we should try!"
The women gathered around Lauren and discussed in front of him.
After a moment, they reached an agreement.
Then, while Lauren was completely bewildered, Commander released the hand that was holding him.
"Boss, sorry, I interrupted you just now, please continue!"
Commander said this while looking down at Lauren with fiery eyes.
The other four women were the same, they seemed to be anticipating something magical to happen.
"....." Lauren.
"You're all crazy! Let's go, go home, quickly go home!"
Lauren said speechlessly, putting away his weapon and zipping up his pants.
Then, ignoring Thor's hammer, he immediately sped towards Morgan Manor.
Seeing this, the women immediately followed with a smile, clearly they were playing a prank on Lauren just now.
However, Miss 2B was serious. She quickly followed Lauren, saying with a hint of reluctance, "Boss, the electroshock training method might really make you stronger! How about when we get home, I secretly try it on you with a power strip?"
"...." Lauren.
"Boss, why aren't you talking? Just try it!"
"2B, your lollipop reward for this week is canceled!"
"Ah!! No!"
***
Not long after Lauren and his group left, another group of people arrived near Thor's hammer, and this group was the S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents.
Leading the way was Coulson, followed by Natasha and Hawkeye Barton. Looking at Thor's hammer in front of them, Natasha's face showed vigilance.
"Don't get close yet, someone has already been here, and quite a few. Look at the footprints on the ground."
Natasha said this while taking out professional equipment to analyze the footprints. In a short while, she had a preliminary conclusion.
"Eight people in total, six women, two men, and there are signs of a fight, they should not be from the same group." Natasha said with a frown.
"To be able to get here before us, and with so many women, it must be that guy Lauren."
Coulson said this while shifting his gaze to Thor's hammer, then asked, "Natasha, are you sure the special energy fluctuation we detected was released by this iron hammer?"
"Yes, the instrument shows it was released by it!" Natasha nodded, then took out another instrument and scanned Thor's hammer.
After a moment, she put away the instrument and said, "No radiation energy detected, this hammer seems safe."
"Safe? That doesn't make sense!
That guy Lauren always takes everything and doesn't do anything without profit. Why didn't he take this hammer, which is clearly not ordinary? Be careful, it might be a trick!"
Hawkeye Barton had suffered losses from Lauren and was extremely vigilant now.
But at this moment, Natasha had already grasped Thor's hammer, and then tried to pick it up.
But in just an instant, her face changed.
"Natasha, what's wrong?"
Seeing Natasha holding Thor's hammer motionless, Hawkeye Barton looked nervous and instinctively raised his hand to grip the bow and arrows on his back.
"I'm fine, it's just that this hammer is strange, it's very heavy!"
"Very heavy? How heavy can a small hammer be?"
Hawkeye Barton grasped Thor's hammer with a look of confusion, and immediately froze!
"!!!!!"
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