(A/N: The greatest asspuller of history, VS, the greatest asspuller of today)
Sukuna and Joseph stared each other down. Neither of them moving an inch.
'Odd, as soon as this man told me his name, his cursed energy increased. What an interesting binding vow' Sukuna thought.
"Now I shall take you down, with these!" Joseph said, reaching into his pants pocket.
He then took out what looked like a child's toy. It was two balls, each of them with a 'J' on it, connected by a string.
Joseph began to twirl the toy around his hand. As he did, he empowered it with cursed energy.
"A toy? I hope you're kidding," Sukuna replied.
"Well, how about this?" Joseph asked while slamming his other hand down to the ground
In response, Sukuna lightly jumped away, his hands crossed. Though as Joseph's hand hit the ground, dust shot up and covered the battlefield.
Usually, some dust wouldn't be a problem for the great King of Curses, but each piece of dust was infused with cursed energy.
It was as if Joseph disappeared into the dust; no matter how hard Sukuna focused, he couldn't see through the cursed energy infused dust.
But then, Sukuna heard something; there, it was clicking and clacking. Sukuna knew it was the man's toy.
With a flick of his wrist, Sukuna parted the dust vertically and cut where he heard the clacking. But Sukuna saw that all he cut was a stick; the toy was balanced on
It looked like Joseph had infused cursed energy into the toy to keep it moving even when he wasn't swinging it.
Though before Sukuna could think too long about it, Joseph threw a punch at the King of Curses' face. Sukuna couldn't see any other part of Joseph's body, so Sukuna simply responded by punching where Joseph's body should be, confident that no sorcerer could get him with some dirty trick.
But, as he swung, Sukuna noticed that Joseph was nowhere near where Sukuna assumed he was.
Joseph's fist struck true, hitting the King of Curses between his left eyes.
"Surprised?" Joseph asked, backing up into the dust, "If you truly want to know, I actually flipped myself upside down before I hit you," he explained.
Before Joseph could fully back himself up in the dust, Sukuna saw that his cursed energy increased after talking to him.
'A binding vow that gives power when revealing information of any kind, how odd.' Sukuna realized.
Sukuna then heard the toy move around. He guessed that Joseph had picked it up and started to move around. Though seeing the odd things that Joseph had been doing, Sukuna didn't want to assume lest he be wrong.
So, Sukuna moved his finger from left to right, cutting the dust horizontally a few feet above the ground.
Sukuna didn't smile; he didn't feel anything. A bug was crushed under his foot, a mildly entertaining bug, but a bug nonetheless.
But, as the dust Joseph put up began to fall, Sukuna noticed that Joseph was flying above where he had slashed. No, that was wrong, Joseph was standing on the dust itself.
Joseph had stuck together the cursed energy that was put into the dust to form the dust into a platform for him to stand on.
"What, didn't think I would live? I think the old 'King of Curses' is getting rusty!" Joseph yelled out while pointing at Sukuna.
Joseph then began to float to the ground while still standing on the dust platform. In his other hand were the clacker balls; he wasn't moving them.
"Rusty!?" Sukuna replied, "I am the King of Curses! The greatest sorcerer of this era!" Sukuna yelled out while slamming his hands together, "Now, you who have earned my ire, allow me to show you true Jujutsu," he said.
"Oh? Are you actually going to do something impressive?" Joseph asked, landing on the ground.
"Domain Expansion:" Sukuna called out, "Malevolent Shr-"
Before Sukuna could fully open his domain, he was interrupted by a strong nosebleed and the loss of control over his technique.
"Your next line is, 'What? How can my technique be burnt out? I haven't even used my Domain," Joseph quoted.
"What? How can my technique be burnt out? I haven't even used my Domain!" Sukuna yelled out, "!"
"What? Aren't you the greatest of this era?" Joseph asked, "Have you not figured it out yet?" Joseph asked, beginning to swing around his clacker balls again.
It was then that Sukuna finally saw the clacker balls move without the cursed energy infused dust clouding his vision.
The clacker balls weren't the only thing that was infused with cursed energy; the soundwaves that were created by the clacker balls were also infused with cursed energy, and the soundwaves were going to Sukuna's brain!
Sukuna didn't know until now, because the cursed energy of the soundwaves was being hidden by the cursed energy infused dust.
"You see-"
"Hush, insect."
With all of this, Sukuna was left without his cursed technique, and instead, he gained a hatred of Joseph Joestar.
What Sukuna loved was a good fight, one in which each person could use every option they have to kill the other.
And yet, here in front of him sat a man who constantly took away his options. Sukuna wasn't aware of a way to restore his cursed technique, not even a reversed cursed technique could do what he wanted.
Seeing that his tricks worked, Joseph smiled before chucking his clacker balls at Sukuna.
Sukuna quickly caught the balls, crushing them in his hand. While he was crushing the balls, Joseph began to close in on Sukuna.
Joseph threw a left hook at Sukuna, but before the punch could get too far, Sukuna speared his hand through Joseph's abdomen.
"Let me guess, you expected yourself to be stronger," Sukuna said, lifting Joseph, "Allow me to give you a piece of information, a binding vow that gives you power after revealing your tricks, doesn't work if I already figured your tricks out," he taunted.
"I, realized, that," Joseph responded with bated breath.
Looking over Joseph's shoulder, Sukuna saw there was some odd things on the ground; it looked like maps that showed how Joseph could move from where he was to Sukuna.
"A cursed technique that makes maps? Howhilarious," Sukuna said, looking at Joseph.
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JoJo Check Up.
I put in a corner here! My plan failed, but I still got some fight left in me. I can't fall here; this is for everyone in the village you monster!