"Join your religion? What religion?"
Having wandered around for so many years, Tsunade was encountering this situation for the first time.
While she was a little confused, she also suddenly became a little interested.
For no other reason than pure curiosity.
"The Jashin Religion, a small religion with not many people left," Shinji said deliberately vaguely.
But Tsunade wasn't so easy to fool, "Hmm, Jashin... Evil God, the Jashin Religion?"
Jashin just meant Evil God!
Shinji explained with a straight face, "That's not how you translate it. Although it sounds the same, the word 'Jashin' originated from an ancient language of a small country, and its real meaning is 'harvesting wealth'."
Tsunade nodded as if enlightened, "Oh, so that's how it is..."
Then with a slap sound, she slapped the floor.
"Do I look so stupid and so easy to fool?"
Shinji rubbed his temples helplessly, "It really won't work, if it was an idiot like Hidan, he would definitely believe it. And don't they say that big breasts mean no brains?!"
"So you're refusing?"
Tsunade suddenly sat up, making Shinji dizzy again, and then smiled, revealing her teeth, "No, what I mean is, you have to add money!"
Sure enough, the Add-Money Hermit was everywhere, or rather, everyone was an Add-Money Hermit.
Tsunade's idea was very simple, still the old routine, verbally agree, and then eat and wipe her mouth and deny everything.
"Okay, but you have to sign this."
Shinji took out an application form similar to a contract, [Organization Contract Scroll] - produced by the system.
It would only take effect if you signed your name on it voluntarily.
After taking effect, it would form a pattern mark belonging to the Jashin Religion on your body, which could not be erased.
You could choose to withdraw after one year, and the mark would disappear after withdrawal.
He and Hidan had already signed it.
Hidan's mark was on his tongue, and his mark was on the back of his neck, covered by his hair.
Other than that, there were no other effects, and there were no regulations prohibiting infighting.
The only advantage was that outsiders couldn't imitate it, and there would be a weak sense of induction when you got close, used for anti-counterfeiting.
This broken thing, the dog system only gave him ten for free, and if he wanted more, he had to buy them himself, 100 Cursed Soul Points each, it was damn dark!
Tsunade took it and checked it repeatedly, but didn't find any contract power contained in it.
The patterns, formats, etc. were all wrong.
Although she wasn't particularly proficient in this area, she had carefully studied the contract scroll when she signed the summoning contract with Katsuyu-sama of Shikkotsu Forest.
That kind of thing wasn't useful just by having someone write a bunch of things casually, it required extreme rigor.
And the one she had in her hand now was more like the kind of thing that kids played house with, even if she admitted it, no one would believe it.
"How much money do you have on you?"
"About a few million ryo in savings certificates, which can be withdrawn from any major country or exchange."
"Deal!"
Shua shua shua...
Tsunade took the pen from Shizune and signed her name directly.
Of course, just in case, she signed a fake name that didn't exist at all.
Anyway, after scamming this wave of money, they should never see each other again. At most, she would write an IOU to the other party afterwards.
"Okay, here you go."
Looking at Tsunade's generous expression, Shinji's smile was still very polite, but he didn't take it.
Glancing at the fake name on it that looked like a ghost drawing, Shinji asked with some doubt, "I'm a sucker, but why are you treating me like an idiot?"
"Haha, is it that obvious?"
After being seen through, Tsunade wasn't embarrassed. "Why do you have to pull me into your what religion?"
"I've already said that this is just a transaction, and you can rest assured that I won't ask you to do anything, and I won't do anything in your name. You can leave the organization after a year if you want."
"My name, it seems that you already know who I am." Tsunade's eyes suddenly became a little dangerous.
"How many people don't know the name of the famous Sannin of Konoha? I just didn't expect the first meeting to be so dramatic."
Shinji admitted it generously, which made Tsunade's vigilance slightly decrease.
"Tell me about your Jashin Religion, it doesn't sound very good."
"Simply put, the original Jashin Religion was a bad organization that believed in the Evil God, and took the release of slaughter as its doctrine, and secretly conducted human experiments."
Shinji's first sentence completely stunned Tsunade and Shizune. Was it okay to say it so bluntly?! Why don't you modify it first?
But after regaining her senses, Tsunade knew that since the other party dared to say so, there must be a twist.
"Oh, I almost forgot to say. My companion and I were the experimental subjects that the Jashin Religion used to conduct forbidden experiments. It's just that we two were lucky, and were the only two people who survived out of tens of thousands of people."
As soon as these words came out, Tsunade's originally tense cheeks immediately became softer, and her eyes were a little complicated.
It was unknown if Shinji's experience reminded her of a childhood friend.
As for Shizune, she had already written sympathy all over her face. She finally knew why Hidan could live after suffering such serious injuries, it turned out it was because of human experiments, which explained it.
"After being used for a long time, one day, we two made a decision."
"That day, the weather was fine and the sun was shining. That day, the Jashin Religion completely became a thing of the past, and there were corpses everywhere."
"From that day on, we were free, but we couldn't atone for the mistakes we had made in the past."
"Until we wandered around and saw that many humans were suffering from the threats and persecution of monsters, we decided to rebuild the Jashin Religion, a brand new Jashin Religion, an organization with the core doctrine of eliminating all monsters!"
"And you, are the first person we invited."
Shinji finally finished his sincere speech. If he were to score himself, he could give his performance just now a 77.
The main problem was that he used too much force, and the emotional points were a little too deliberate.
But the things he said weren't all fake, at most he had modified them a little.
Shizune's eyes were red with emotion because of his experience and sudden repentance.
Tsunade wasn't so easy to fool, but she couldn't seem to find any flaws right now. After all, judging from the story itself, the other party might have done some wrong things, but they were forced to do so. And now they also had the intention to repent and make amends, so she should support them...
"Are you sure you want me to join? Let me state in advance that even if someone asks, I won't admit it. Maybe I'll take your money today, and you'll never find me again after tomorrow."
"I'm sure. After all, having a response from one of the Sannin of Konoha is a very big encouragement and recognition for us."
Shinji looked at Tsunade with sincerity, saying it so well that even he himself almost believed it!
Tsunade hesitated for a moment, then sighed, crossed out the scribbled name, and signed her name on this 'contract' that she thought was useless.
But just as she finished writing, the contract scroll suddenly shattered, and then turned into a white light and drilled into Tsunade's body.
Then a familiar pattern appeared on Tsunade's chest...
Tsunade's face immediately turned green!
"Damn it, I was still tricked!"
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