What the actual fuck is going on here?
The words slipped out loud enough for the students nearest me to turn and stare.
Then understanding crashed in behind the shock.
And I lost it.
I burst out laughing, full-throated, helpless, doubled-over laughter that echoed across my little corner of the field even others joined me in laughing.
Tears actually pricked my eyes.
Because watching those two overgrown idiots accidentally kiss each other, right in the middle of their petty turf war, was possibly the single greatest thing that had happened in this miserable place all day.
And I wasn't even a little bit sorry.
Not even close.
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