On a certain mountain peak in the Holy Land, within a lake split into two colors, a watery figure slowly surfaced. It emerged from the clear half of the water.
She couldn't help but sigh after she appeared. "Why did it have to be like this?"
She was in a terrible mood. Even though she was a being of Pure Goodness, it couldn't stop her mind from being a total mess. Not only was she in a bad mood, she felt awful—as if she'd eaten shit.
She was a complete and utter mess.
"This isn't scientific, and it isn't Cultivation. I need to be comforted."
As she said this, the figure floated to the edge of the lake. Beside the lake was an old-school cellphone with physical buttons. That person had told her she could use it to get in touch, so she wouldn't have to disturb the Array to find her.
The water shadow reached out, intending to use the phone, only to stop halfway. She remembered, 'I'm made of water, and this phone isn't waterproof.'
