28th Day Morning Inn White Weirdo Pervert
Everyone is gathered for breakfast, and as usual Haru-kun is surrounded.
Everyone must be feeling how happy it is that we can all be together like this.
Everyone must be feeling the happiness of this breakfast.
But today at breakfast, as usual Haru-kun is surrounded. It is a siege.
At breakfast everyone is probing Haru-kun.
Even without probing we already know he is the culprit before he even commits the crime, but we will at least listen.
We will ask what he is trying to do, what he is about to cause, before he does something and it becomes impossible to fix.
He was apparently trying to go to the dungeon yesterday.
"Hey hey, Haru-kun, are you going into the dungeon?"
"Yeah, I finished preparations? I want a treasure chest? Or rather, am I going to the treasure chest? Kind of?"
Going to the treasure chest? He means going to get the treasure chest, right? Probably? Kind of?
"Are you really going alone? It is dangerous, you know? Probably?"
We are trying to stop him, but the last part… probably…
"I need something, for sure, inside the dungeon… kind of?"
He apparently needs something? What more does he plan to do?
"Need something? Is there something you need in the dungeon?"
Yes, we do not understand why he is not buying it but going to search for it in the dungeon?
"It is dungeon-made? Dungeon-exclusive? Kind of, dungeon-exclusive prize? Apparently?"
Dungeon-exclusive prize? Dungeon-exclusive prize on limited sale? Is there a line? In the dungeon? Are there people camping overnight?
"But even if you find weapons you cannot use them, right? Equipment too?"
Yes, Haru-kun's level has not even reached 20, so even if he finds weapons or equipment it should be meaningless… No way… a ring? …That one?
"Dungeon items seem surprisingly usable? Quite a bit?"
In reality I got mad at him for wasting money, but thanks to those suspicious items Haru-kun survived. He is still alive… Without them it would have been impossible… He survived because of them, and if he had not come to town he would have died… But… we do not need that, right? That…
Because… why… opposite-sex… opposite-sex favorability… Why is he trying to raise opposite-sex favorability!!
"So? Haru-kun? What exactly are you looking for? You are not going to say the pheromone ring… right!"
Haru-kun is shaking his head with the suspiciousness of a ventriloquist dummy.
"N-n-n-n-n-no w-w-w-way Yo? Eh? What is that? What I am looking for is the Fe-Fe-Fe, Solomon ring Yo? N-no, it is true Yo, a-a-a, you can talk with animals? Maybe I can talk with goblins too? Right? Yeah, YO? It is decided. Yeah yeah, So, So, So, Solomon, Solomon, Solomon get, right? Kind of? Wow, maybe I can have deep talks with kobolds too? Kind of? Sort of? Like? Apparently? Yo?"
Is he a rapper? That is beyond stuttering, right? His articulation is good? The "Yo" is not even converted anymore? Misconversion?
So that really is in the dungeon… Should we destroy it? The dungeon?
What is it? Opposite-sex favorability? What is it?
What exactly are you planning to talk all night about with the kobolds?
You were massacring them before you could even accumulate any talk, right?
All the kobolds you knew are already dead, right?
You did not even give them time to open their mouths, let alone talk, right?
You have zero intention of talking with them, right?
No doubt! We need a meeting!!
Emergency gathering.
We have to destroy the dungeon quickly!?
Emergency countermeasures meeting.
Emergency destruction order!