The Hokage Tower smelled of cheap ink, stale tea, and pure stress.
I walked right past the Chunin guards at the front desk. They didn't even ask for my ID. The passive effect of my [Will of Fire Authority Token] worked like a charm. To them, I carried the weight of a Jonin.
I headed up the stairs to the executive wing. Officially, I was here to check on Karin's relocation to the Senju estate. Unofficially, I was here to hunt.
I found Shizune in the third-floor hallway. She was leaning back against the plaster wall, her eyes squeezed shut, hugging a stack of requisition forms to her chest. She looked completely drained.
Without saying hello, I stepped right into her personal space. I planted my hand firmly on the wall right beside her head, trapping her.
"Sleeping on the job, Shizune?"
Her eyes snapped open. She gasped, nearly dropping the files. "Kenji-kun! You shouldn't sneak up on people in a secure building!"
"It's not sneaking. You're just distracted."
I stepped closer. My chest brushed against the files she was holding. I slid my free hand down to her waist, tracing the line of her dark kimono. I didn't stop there. My hand dropped lower, boldly grabbing a handful of her firm ass. I squeezed hard.
Shizune let out a sharp squeak. Her face instantly flushed bright red. "K-Kenji! What are you doing? We're in the hallway! Anyone could walk by!"
"Let them walk by," I whispered. I stepped my leg between hers, pressing my knee firmly against her crotch. I could feel the heat radiating from her. "You're already getting wet just from me touching your ass. You really need a break from all this paperwork."
Shizune bit her lower lip. Her breathing turned shallow and ragged. She tried to push my chest, but her hands were weak. She actually leaned into my knee, her hips twitching.
I moved my hand up from her ass. I slid it right over her chest, cupping her left boob over the files. I squeezed the soft flesh and rubbed my thumb aggressively over her nipple through the fabric.
"Ah..." Shizune whimpered softly. Her eyes glazed over.
"I'll be waiting for you to visit my villa," I muttered against her ear. I gave her boob one last, hard squeeze before pulling back. "Don't keep me waiting too long."
Kenji left her leaning against the wall, panting heavily, her legs practically shaking as he walked away.
He reached the end of the hall. The heavy oak doors to the Hokage's office were closed. I didn't bother knocking. I kicked the door open.
"I said no interruptions, Shizune!"
Tsunade Senju didn't look up from her desk. She was rubbing her temples, surrounded by towering stacks of village budget reports.
"I'm not your assistant, Princess," I said. I strolled into the room and closed the broken door behind me. "I'm here to check on my investment. Has Karin's settlement at the Senju estate been handled?"
Tsunade finally looked up. A massive red tick mark pulsed on her forehead. "It's handled. The estate is secure, and the ANBU patrols are set. Now get out. I have a village to run, and I don't have time for a brat's attitude."
He walked right up to her desk. He leaned over the mahogany, looking directly down the loose collar of her grey kimono jacket.
"You're too stressed, Tsunade-sama," he said casually. "It's bad for your back. You're carrying the entire village, and carrying those massive boobs around all day. Something is going to snap."
Tsunade froze. Her amber eyes widened in sheer disbelief. The room went dead silent.
He didn't back down. He kept his eyes locked on her heavy cleavage, a shameless smirk on his face.
The silence shattered.
"YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"
Tsunade didn't weave signs. She just slammed both fists down onto the desk. The solid mahogany exploded into a thousand splinters. Papers flew everywhere like a snowstorm.
She grabbed a massive chunk of the broken desk and hurled it directly at his head with monstrous strength.
He didn't even blink. He tilted his head two inches to the right. The heavy wood whistled past his ear and smashed through the back wall, leaving a gaping hole into the next office.
"Temper, temper," He grinned, brushing a piece of sawdust off my shoulder. "I'll see you around, Tsunade."
He turned and walked out through the dust cloud, leaving the Fifth Hokage fuming in the ruins of her office.
[System Notification: The Legendary Sucker Provoked.]
[Action: Absolute Shamelessness Displayed.]
[Reward: +2,000 SP. Tsunade Senju Relationship -> Furious/Intrigued.]
He checked my balance as I walked down the stairs. The day was just starting, and He was already raking in points. Office politics really were my specialty.
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