"Heeheehee! I knew Type 95 was good to me. Hurry and carry me on your back!" She stretched out her hands, waiting for Type 95.
"Yes, yes, yes, my princess. Hurry and get on!" Type 95 squatted down and waved at Qin Xiaoyue with her hands behind her back.
"Oh my! You are so heavy!"
"I-I'm not heavy! It's clearly because you are weak."
"I really envy that Uncle Li! He's surrounded by girls; he can have them all to himself when doing missions later." A man in a suit watched the departing B-rank mission team and muttered to himself, "I suddenly regret choosing this A-rank mission."
"Zhang Zihai, don't be like that. Women will only slow down our stealing speed. You should feel lucky that you chose this A-rank mission; after all, you've met our pair of brothers, you've hit the jackpot!" A young man in a black shirt who looked only in his twenties patted him on the shoulder and said boisterously.
"Big Brother is right! As long as we make a name for ourselves, those women will come flocking to us. At the end of the day, men should prioritize their careers!" Another man in a white shirt, who looked only three years younger than the man in the black shirt with a slightly youthful face, added.
"I understand the logic, but... sigh! Never mind." Zhang Zihai looked at the two in front of him who wore expressions of 'we've been through this, you'll understand later,' which made it impossible for Zhang Zihai to communicate with them. However, as if thinking of something, he asked, "By the way! You said choosing this A-rank mission is lucky for me, so exactly where is the luck in it?"
"Zihai, that's a good question. Since you've asked with such sincerity, we shall show mercy and tell you!" The man in black said with a mysterious expression.
The man in white continued, "What we are about to say will shock you. You need to be mentally prepared, but don't be afraid; we won't hurt you."
"If that's the case, you'd better not tell me. I still want to live a few more days." Seeing their serious expressions, Zhang Zihai was scared that he was about to learn some great secret, so he quickly covered his ears to signal that he hadn't heard anything.
He had heard that people who knew great secrets would die mysteriously in some corner the next day. If that was the case, they shouldn't say it; he didn't want to die yet.
Hearing that Zhang Zihai didn't want to listen, the man in black and the man in white got anxious. How could he not listen? They were about to drop a bombshell! If he suddenly didn't want to listen, that wouldn't do. They felt like they were constipated; it was all about to come out, but because of his shout, it was all held back, rendering their efforts wasted and their work futile.
"Kid, take your hands off your ears immediately, or don't blame us for being impolite." The man in black said in a cold tone.
"No, no, no! I won't take them off even if you kill me. I haven't heard anything you're about to say." Zhang Zihai struggled desperately; he just didn't want to hear any great secret.
"Little brother, since he's being so stubborn, use your ultimate move!" The man in black glanced at the man in white, signaling him to take action.
"Alright! Leave it to me!" The man in white raised his hands into the air, curling and extending his claws; the hand movements looked quite lewd.
Watching the man in white approaching him step by step, Zhang Zihai was terrified. Could this man in white have a penchant for men? No! He didn't even have a girlfriend yet; he didn't want to engage in a sword fight with a man!
"Don't do this. If you do this again, I'm going to scream."
"Hehehe! In this wilderness, there's not even a ghost to be seen. You could scream until your throat is raw and no one would come to save you."
"Just as Big Brother said, you should just obediently accept your fate!"
"Help! Someone is molesting an innocent man! Wait, don't touch there. Ah..."
Screams rang out here continuously. The sounds were shrill and sorrowful, making people feel afraid, but if a fujoshi heard these cries, she would definitely scream and exclaim that she couldn't handle it.
After a series of maneuvers, the man in black and the man in white had Zhang Zihai tied up completely. To make Zhang Zihai shut up, the man in black even took off his athlete's foot socks and stuffed them into Zhang Zihai's mouth, leaving him only able to make muffled groans.
If a lecher were here and saw Zhang Zihai, they would definitely shout at the man in black and the man in white, "Coach, teach me!" Why was that? Because the way the ropes were tied on Zhang Zihai was too exquisite, too masterful. They must have spent a lot of effort on it usually! Otherwise, they wouldn't be so skilled.
In fact, the man in black and the man in white didn't do anything untoward to Zhang Zihai; they just wanted to tie him up so he would prick up his ears and listen to their bombshell.
"The kid really doesn't listen, wasting so much of our effort. Now I'm going to drop the bombshell for you, so you must carefully remember every single word." The man in black glared fiercely at Zhang Zihai.
Zhang Zihai shook his head frantically to indicate he didn't want to listen, but even if he didn't want to listen, he had to, because now that he was tied up, he couldn't resist at all.
"Right, where was I?" "Big Brother, you were at the part about showing mercy."
The man in black said, "Oh! Thanks, little brother. Zhang Zihai! We brothers are no ordinary mortals; we are representatives of the Dark Walkers."
The man in white said, "Traversing the world of the night, in order to make people cherish love and truth, we lurk in unknown places to fight."
The man in black said, "Abiding by the harmony between people, guarding the peace of the world, allowing cosmic truth to circulate and regenerate, we silently dedicate our lives."
The man in white said, "Not seeking to be known by the world, only seeking a clear conscience."
The man in black said, "We are the Grim Reapers who make enemies tremble at the mere mention of our name. Children stop crying when they see us, adults kneel when they see us, and the elderly stop breathing immediately when they see us."
The man in white said, "Tremble! We are the legendary, cute, and charming invincible master thieves of Guangdong Province, known by the nickname the Dawn Twins."
The man in black said, "I am the Black Star, representing evil and darkness." The man in white said, "I am the White Star, representing beauty and hope."
The man in black said, "We are the sports cars running in the dark night." The man in white said, "The dark night, a dark future is waiting for us."
The man in black and the man in white struck poses as they spoke in front of Zhang Zihai. After finishing, they each struck a dragon-tiger roaring pose on the left and right of Zhang Zihai.
"..." Watching the entire process of the two, Zhang Zihai's heart could not calm down for a long time.
Although the poses the two struck were embarrassing, their identity terrified Zhang Zihai. The Dawn Twins were household-name master thieves in Guangdong Province; there was nothing they couldn't steal.
Moreover, they were extremely arrogant. Every time they stole something, they would send a notice to the victim in advance. The content of the notice was always: "We are going to steal your XXX. Resistance is useless. Tremble in the remaining time! Panic! And finally, lose it! Hahaha..."
These notices made the police gnash their teeth in hatred. This was simply a naked challenge to the authority of the Public Security Bureau; they absolutely had to catch them and bring them to justice.
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