To an outsider, it would look like he was acting crazy, tapping at the air for no reason—had he gone mad? In fact, Uncle Li hadn't gone mad; he was simply opening his system interface. This was something others couldn't see; only he could view it.
There was an email icon in the system interface with a red dot, indicating that Divine Miracle had sent an item. Uncle Li tapped it and found an unreceived email containing 100 god coins. This was a benefit for the guide who explained things to the newcomers. Only a B-rank Divine Seal Bearer could be a guide, and every time a newcomer arrived, as long as they provided the explanation, they would receive 100 god coins.
Uncle Li quickly pressed receive, and his god coins immediately increased by 100. Then, he began his pre-mission preparations.
Type 95 opened her system interface. She had pulled herself together. Gil was gone, but life had to go on. It was impossible to just go and commit suicide over such a small matter; that would be making a mountain out of a molehill.
Becoming Type 95 wasn't so bad. Type 95 was so cute and pretty; it was good enough that she hadn't turned into an ugly woman. At least she was still a person. Some people in animations had it much worse—turning into spiders, slimes, or witches.
She heard people often say that a woman who doesn't marry and have children isn't a good woman. Now that she had become a woman, should she go find a man to marry and have children with?
As soon as Type 95 thought about a man pinning her down and riding her wildly, she felt uncomfortable all over. That feeling was like eating a fly.
Being with a man is impossible! Not in this lifetime. Although her body was currently a woman's, her heart was still that of a tough, iron-willed man. She had no choice but to go for yuri. How nice it would be to cuddle with a girl! As the saying goes: "Opposite sex is only for reproduction, same-sex is true love."
Type 95 not only wanted yuri, she wanted to be the top. Even if she, Type 95, died—even if she jumped off from here—she would absolutely never be the bottom.
She wanted to be someone who would rather bang all the women in the world than let the women of the world bang her.
There was a red dot on the mailbox. Type 95 curiously tapped it and found an unreceived email. Opening the email, there were 250 coins. These coins must be the god coins Uncle Li mentioned.
With 250 god coins, Type 95 could use them to properly increase her strength to deal with the upcoming missions.
Opening her personal information, the data appeared before Type 95.
Name: Type 95
Gender: Female
Weapon: Type 95 Assault Rifle
Strength: 160 (Normal adult male is 10)
Attack Speed: 112 (Normal adult male is 10)
Defense: 96 (Normal adult male is 10)
Spirit: 12 (Normal adult male is 10)
Skills: (Gun Mastery), (Infinite Ammo), (Ageless/Immortal), (Auto-Recovery), (Immunity to Mental Attacks), (Peerless Beauty), (Guaranteed Hit)
Items: None
Skin: (Type 95 Original Outfit) In Use, (Type 95 Jade Linglong Outfit) Unlocked
Evaluation: Average strength, Survival ability MAX, a vase in the team.
The word "vase" made Type 95 frown. Type 95 was definitely not a vase. Even if her strength was average now, she would definitely work hard to become stronger in the future.
"Infinite Ammo," "Ageless/Immortal," "Auto-Recovery," and "Immunity to Mental Attacks"—these four skills were simple and easy to understand. However, these four skills were practically hacks! Was it really okay to give these to a newcomer like her? She wondered if others were the same, or if only she was different.
What did "Peerless Beauty" and "Guaranteed Hit" mean? Type 95 tried tapping "Peerless Beauty." The "Peerless Beauty" button immediately turned blue, and after it turned blue, a small blue pop-up window appeared, containing some text.
"Peerless Beauty: Allows females to have their favorability immediately rise to 70 upon seeing you, which is equivalent to the Friendly level. When males see you, favorability immediately rises to 80, which is equivalent to the Like level."
Type 95 nodded. This skill was fine for increasing favorability with women, but what was the use of increasing favorability with men? She didn't want to cross swords with men!
What about "Guaranteed Hit"? Type 95 curiously tapped it, and a pop-up window appeared. Shortly after it appeared, a passage of text emerged.
"Guaranteed Hit: After intercourse with a man, you will get pregnant 100% of the time."
What kind of skill is this? Type 95 had thought it meant that when firing bullets, one shot would definitely hit the enemy. She didn't expect it to require her to have intercourse with a man. Please, she wasn't a gay man; this skill was completely useless to her!
Hmm! This "Type 95 Original Outfit" is in use. Let me tap this and see. After Type 95 tapped it, a pop-up window displayed a line of text.
"Type 95 Original Outfit In Use: After switching to this skin, Strength attribute +50%."
This skin even increases Strength! No wonder the value in the Strength column was much higher than the other stats; it was because of the skin!
"Type 95 Jade Linglong Outfit" is locked. What are the unlocking conditions? Type 95 immediately tapped the "Type 95 Jade Linglong Outfit" locked option.
After tapping, a pop-up window displayed a line of text.
"Type 95 Jade Linglong Outfit" Locked: After switching to this skin, Attack Speed attribute +50%. Unlocking condition: Become a B-rank Divine Seal Bearer.
According to what Uncle Li said, it takes experiencing 3 worlds to become a B-rank Divine Seal Bearer, which means it can be unlocked very soon. After all, it's only a mere 3 worlds. Even Uncle Li had experienced seven worlds, so she could definitely do it too, and perhaps even surpass Uncle Li.
After finishing looking at her personal information, she immediately went to check the missions. She opened the mission icon, and a mission window popped up.
"B-rank Mission: Kill the Mondstadt Cryo Regisvine. Mission Reward: 500 god coins. Time Limit: Five days.
A-rank Mission: Steal the sky harp. Mission Reward: 1000 god coins. Time Limit: 15 days.
S-rank Mission: Kill the Ship Girl Illustrious of this world. Mission Reward: 100,000 god coins. Time Limit: One year.
Note: If you do not accept a mission within one hour, it will be considered as giving up this mission. Giving up this mission or mission failure will result in direct punishment, and the punishment is a deduction of 500 god coins."
The missions were indeed three in total, just as Uncle Li said. She heard that one could only choose one of these three missions. Let's see which one is good to choose!
Type 95 had played the game Genshin Impact; it was an open-world game produced by miHoYo. She remembered that the protagonist in the main storyline had already traveled through all seven nations.
She heard that Celestia was still being rushed into production this month and couldn't meet the players on schedule, leading to players lashing out. To appease the masses, the boss, Da Wei-ge, live-streamed while cross-dressing, and it was even a Maid Outfit. It really wasn't easy at his age.
She didn't know where the protagonist's main storyline had run off to in this world. Surely they weren't still wandering around Mondstadt, right!
If they were in Mondstadt, she would definitely have to hug the protagonist's thigh. After all, protagonists were always children of the plane, having unique advantages in terms of luck. It was no exaggeration to say that as long as she hung out with the protagonist, the mission had a high probability of success.
She definitely wouldn't accept the S-rank mission; she wasn't an idiot. Although Type 95 really craved those 100,000 god coins, one had to have the ability to accept it!
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