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"Daiyousei, I feel like I've been tricked by the rice fairy."
Cirno held her tiny, plastic spoon, staring incredibly seriously exactly at the sad, pathetic plate of mixed fried rice completely in front of her. There were exactly three or four microscopic shrimp, a few thin, miserable slices completely of leftover pork belly, and absolutely nothing else but completely chopped green onions! The cheap ingredients entirely in the fried rice were completely, aggressively different entirely from the rich, mouth-watering aroma completely of the sizzling grilled meat entirely in the air, and they absolutely, mathematically didn't match completely up exactly at all!
"Ah... hiccup, I don't think the Food Fairy did it on purpose."
The Great Fairy (Daiyousei) was entirely, violently startled completely by Cirno's sudden, piercing remark exactly that she violently let entirely out a massive, highly pungent, mutton-smelling burp, her innocent face violently turning completely bright red in absolute guilt! She absolutely didn't logically dare entirely look completely at Cirno; exactly to be completely honest, she completely had entirely, selfishly forgotten completely about her exactly when the hot food was served!
Violently watching the two completely full, satisfied people exactly at the opposite wooden table happily showing completely off their romantic affection, Cirno angrily pouted, and a massive, terrifying wave completely of icy blue magic violently surged entirely forth! A freezing, sub-zero cold wind violently blew completely by, and the entire wooden tabletop completely covered entirely with fresh fruit violently, instantly froze entirely into a solid block of thick ice!
Cirno is completely, absolutely angry. Cirno has aggressively, officially activated the "We're broke, the fruit section is temporarily frozen" administrative policy!
"Leo Fairy, we want to eat! Don't try to fool me with fried rice!"
Cirno aggressively, violently clung completely to Leo's human arm, completely draped entirely over it exactly like a freezing, angry koala! Lady Cirno completely had entirely been a massive, great hero entirely today; the absolute nerve exactly of the Rice Fairy actively trying completely to fool her entirely with pathetic leftover fried rice—how incredibly, unapologetically wicked!
"Okay, okay, Cirno, what do you want to eat? I'll make it for you right now, and I'll definitely give you a deluxe, top-of-the-line version."
Exactly seeing entirely that his lazy, capitalist plan completely had entirely been violently exposed, Leo completely had absolutely no other choice entirely but completely to frantically offer entirely to make Cirno a massive, new meal. Exactly as completely for the sad fried rice completely from before, the bottomless Yuyuko Saigyouji completely could entirely only happily say thank you completely for the free treat as she inhaled it!
"We want to eat ice cream."
Cirno violently, proudly put her small hands entirely on her freezing hips. Exactly on completely such a blazing, hot summer day, completely of course she absolutely had entirely to eat rich ice cream! The sweet, little milk cake entirely from the Food Fairy's shop was absolutely the mathematical best. It was incredibly rich completely in fresh milk flavor, entirely contained absolutely no cheap additives, was completely made entirely from pure, premium milk, and magically wouldn't completely melt exactly even entirely in the scorching sun!
"Ice cream, I had completely forgotten about it if you hadn't mentioned it."
Leo completely was entirely so incredibly busy actively showing completely off her sweet love entirely with Ran Yakumo exactly that she completely, entirely forgot completely about exactly what she had magically brought entirely in her bottomless backpack! Exactly how completely can the blazing summer entirely be completely complete entirely without ice cream?!
Exactly in the original digital game, there is a massive, highly popular ice cream stand completely next entirely to the museum exactly in the blazing summer. The sweet ice cream heavily sold entirely there is exactly something entirely that absolutely all the residents completely of Stardew Valley absolutely love. Exactly if Ran is actively picking completely out gifts entirely for absolutely everyone, she completely can entirely just capitalistly buy a massive bunch completely of ice cream and generously give exactly one entirely to exactly each person she visually sees!
Moreover, absolutely even exactly if the lazy NPC actively selling ice cream entirely isn't physically working, players completely can aggressively ride completely over entirely on horseback, illegally park their massive horse directly behind the wooden stall, and actively, magically buy ice cream from the horse!
so...
"Ta-da! Ice cream stand."
He triumphantly, magically took entirely out the massive, highly complex all-in-one ice cream stand completely from his inventory backpack. It was heavily, industrially made completely by the genius Nitori Kawashiro! The absolute entire massive stand was entirely a single, heavy-duty metal unit, completely with a pressurized production area, a glowing digital sales area, and entirely even a massive, striped sunshade! Absolutely all he completely had entirely to logically do was actively pour entirely in fresh milk and clean water and aggressively input raw magic entirely to automatically, perfectly make highly delicious ice cream!
Entirely to aggressively recreate the digital game, Leo completely even entirely had Nitori Kawashiro actively make a massive, special mechanical pedal switch; completely simply violently stepping entirely on it completely will actively start the roaring machine and entirely automatically dispense sweet food!
"Come, Cirno, channel your magic here."
Leo enthusiastically pointed completely to the massive, glowing charging port entirely for Cirno, rapidly took entirely out the premium milk she completely had entirely prepared completely from her backpack and aggressively poured it completely into the massive metal machine. The heavy machine violently started completely up with a deafening, industrial roar, and exactly while she was entirely at it, Leo entirely put the sweet, sticky fruit jam completely made entirely from the expensive pickling barrel directly on the polished counter.
Exactly with a loud, electronic ding!, a massive tub completely of freshly made, freezing ice cream was smoothly, mechanically delivered completely to the glowing glass dome entirely in the sales area. Leo entirely, quickly scooped completely out a massive few scoops entirely with a heavy spherical spoon, generously drizzled exactly some thick jam entirely on them, and entirely then aggressively tasted them entirely herself completely under Cirno's highly expectant, wide-eyed gaze!
It completely tastes incredibly good, mathematically has a flawless, silky smooth texture, and an unbelievably rich, creamy milky flavor!
"Leo Fairy! This is mine, you promised me, you bad guy!"
Cirno violently, furiously tugged entirely at Leo's clothes, her little mouth angrily pouting exactly as entirely if she was completely about entirely to violently cry! Exactly just entirely as she aggressively opened her mouth completely to violently sound the deafening air raid siren, a massive, freezing scoop completely of sweet strawberry-flavored ice cream was violently, forcefully stuffed completely into her open mouth, instantly, flawlessly interrupting Cirno's magical spellcasting!
"Mmm~~ Delicious, Leo Fairy, I want more."
Cirno's massive ruby eyes violently lit completely up instantly exactly like a neon sign! She happily rested her cold chin completely on her hands, the freezing, incredibly refreshing taste and the massive, rich milky aroma completely making her entirely squint her eyes completely in absolute, sugary bliss.
"Here you go, your super-duper deluxe supreme Plus edition."
Leo entirely, completely just lazily tasted exactly it, entirely then aggressively refilled a massive, bucket-sized box completely of ice cream, violently sprinkled it entirely with thick jam, massive diced fruit, and heavily chopped nuts, and heavily handed the absolutely full, overflowing box completely to Cirno.
"Thank you, Fairy Leo. Fairy Leo is a good person."
Cirno enthusiastically cheered and happily went entirely to aggressively share the incredibly delicious treat completely with the Great Fairy, heavily carrying the massive, freezing box. Meanwhile, Leo aggressively welcomed its absolute second paying guest.
"Leo Meow, Lady Yukari said I'm so cute, I want the whole tub, plus lots of jam and fruit."
Chen adorably, shamelessly peeked entirely out completely from behind the wooden counter, aggressively muttering capitalist words clearly, specifically taught entirely to her completely by exactly some incredibly unscrupulous, lazy adult, her massive, cute golden eyes looking highly expectantly entirely at Leo!
"Let her do it herself! This is for you and Ran, could you take it over for me?"
Leo aggressively, rapidly made exactly two massive servings completely of ice cream and heavily handed them completely to Chen exactly with an incredibly dark, furious face! Exactly when Yukari Yakumo was completely at home, Leo absolutely wouldn't entirely let her physically eat sweet ice cream!
Exactly this lazy, ancient girl was entirely the specific physiological type completely with freezing cold hands and feet! Absolutely every single time she completely ate exactly something icy cold, she maliciously, sadistically liked entirely to violently put her freezing, ice-block feet completely into Ran's warm fluffy tail or directly entirely on Leo's bare belly completely to actively warm them entirely up! It was entirely so incredibly, physically agonizing and annoying! Eirin Yagokoro strictly, clinically said exactly that completely someone exactly like her absolutely shouldn't entirely eat icy cold things, and Leo violently, enthusiastically followed the divine doctor's medical advice completely to the letter!
"Okay, meow, I'll come and take over for you after I finish eating."
Chen completely, obediently nodded and happily skipped entirely off completely to actively find her absolute favorite Blue Lord (Ran Yakumo).
Leo happily made himself a massive double strawberry ice cream and aggressively ate exactly it entirely while Yukari Yakumo heavily looked entirely at him completely resentfully completely from a hazy distance. Entirely to actively, maliciously prevent Yukari Yakumo completely from magically stealing exactly some, he completely didn't entirely even logically give Yuyuko absolutely any ice cream exactly when she enthusiastically came completely over entirely to happily ask completely for some!
"Yukari... I think distance makes the heart grow fonder. How about we stop seeing each other for a while?"
Exactly seeing absolutely everyone entirely else happily enjoying rich ice cream, Yuyuko violently, aggressively glared completely resentfully entirely at her supposed best friend! She completely had entirely, clearly stated exactly that she completely would actively eat exactly it entirely herself and absolutely wouldn't entirely give absolutely any completely to Yukari, absolutely but Yukari completely didn't logically believe her exactly at all! Absolutely even Youmu's small share was completely made entirely to actively sit exactly at the wooden counter and entirely finish eating exactly before returning.
Yuyuko completely had entirely, originally actively wanted entirely to happily follow suit, absolutely but Yukari entirely said exactly something incredibly dramatic and out-of-character exactly like, "You absolutely can't entirely lose face, things magically change, completely don't logically underestimate a young man's massive potential!" She aggressively insisted exactly that exactly if Yuyuko completely didn't logically want absolutely any, she absolutely wouldn't physically eat absolutely any, and violently dragged her entirely away!
Absolutely don't aggressively mess entirely around! Don't logically underestimate a young person's massive potential?! She's completely, literally entirely already dead, exactly so there's absolutely no mathematical room completely for her entirely to actively improve! Just entirely let her happily eat!
"No! Yuyuko, how can I live without you? Ran was kidnapped by the little brother, and Chen ran away with Ran. Now I only have you left. What will I do if you leave?"
Exactly since lazily retiring and entirely starting completely to actively let loose on the farm, the absolute, basic concept completely of personal integrity has entirely, magically disappeared completely from Yukari Yakumo's ancient vocabulary! Completely gone is her highly aloof, terrifying, and completely mysterious exterior; she's completely now basically an incredibly massive, grown-up version entirely of the tantrum-throwing Cirno! She rolled on the floor and clung to Yuyuko's leg.
"It's simple. If they get kidnapped, you can go with them. You know what you're thinking when you go looking for fun with Leo every day. You don't really think I'm stupid, do you?"
Yuyuko violently narrowed her glowing pink eyes, aggressively staring entirely at her best friend's completely, suddenly incredibly unnatural, guilty expression and cynically chuckled exactly twice! Exactly if she completely wasn't logically mistaken, completely besides aggressively letting loose and entirely being completely carefree exactly after giving entirely up, absolutely another massive, hidden purpose was entirely exactly that her biological 'spring' had entirely magically arrived!
Leo is a completely normal-looking, healthy male, and exactly as the absolute, omnipotent ruler completely of the physical world, he entirely doesn't logically need entirely to completely worry entirely about the massive, tragic issue completely of human lifespan! He entirely also physically has completely such a massive, wealthy world, and the capitalist conditions are entirely, absolutely quite incredibly good!