THE KNOTTY OMEGA: Call Her Mommy With The Riding Crop
Written by: Yours Truly
Wolves of Skardos. My darlings. My degenerates. My loyal, scandal-starved readers who keep this column alive despite the best efforts of every intelligence service on the continent.
Yours Truly told you to brace yourselves.
You did not brace hard enough.
The Knotty Omega is now banned in SEVEN kingdoms. That is three more than last month. To the Bloodmoon servant who sent fourteen pages of notes wrapped inside a bread delivery: you are the backbone of journalism and Yours Truly will protect your identity with every breath in this body.
Let us begin.
A KING EXECUTED A MAN FOR SAYING TWO WORDS OUT LOUD:
Yours Truly is about to say them in print. Come find me. I dare you.
Shadowclaw was ambushed. Reports confirm mercenaries and a coordinated attack. Only one attacker was left alive.
Ambushes don't happen in Shadowclaw territory. What were they after?
