THE OMEGAS OF SKARDOS: CROWN SNATCHERS, LOVE TRIANGLES, AND A TEACUP HEARD AROUND THE CONTINENT
Written by: Yours Truly
Oh, my delicious little scandal-starved wolves of Skardos. Pour yourselves something strong, light your hearth fires, and sit your asses down, because The Knotty Omega has enough tea to flood the River Vael.
This month's edition is answering many of our unspoken questions. We are EATING today.
The Knotty Omega has been banned in four kingdoms across Skardos, and yet, those are the highest demand kingdoms. That's called range, darlings.
That "classified" war summit to unite Skardos against Orosia? The Knotty Omega was there.
To the Nightspire intelligence officer who tried to track down who writes The Knotty Omega last month: your king trades in secrets for a living and even he can't figure out who I am. Good luck.
Let's begin with the headline that shook the very foundations of polite society:
A NOBODY STOLE THE CROWN. AN ACTUAL, LITERAL NOBODY.
