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"I'm going to live to a hundred!" declared a handsome young man, his voice filled with conviction. He had made it his life's mission to achieve this goal and took every step necessary to ensure it.
At just twenty years old, he was the epitome of blessed fortune. Handsome, rich, and charming, he had already had more girlfriends than he could count on one hand.
Some might say he was the luckiest man alive, and he wholeheartedly agreed. Surely, he thought, he must have been a saint who saved the world in his previous life.
How else could one explain such a perfect life?
To prolong his gift, he followed a strict regimen. He ate only the healthiest foods—fresh fruits, crisp vegetables, and the occasional organic treat.
He stayed far away from junk food, alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and all other vices. His dedication was admirable, even if his motivations were a bit... self-centered.
