"They actually brought kitchenware to a morning assembly," Heena muttered, a genuine, highly impressed smile crossing her face. "Now this is a proper government."
Hovering high above the absolute warzone of the Grand Hall, dodging flying cast-iron frying pans and solid brass belts, the System was completely glitching out with stress.
"Host!" the System shrieked digitally, watching Heena expertly duck under an iron court tablet before kicking a scholar directly in the kneecap. "This is not proper government! This just shows that all of you are completely, irredeemably crazy!"
'Oh, come on, let's just have some fun,' Heena replied casually in her mind, grabbing a stray silk hat out of the air and shoving it directly into the face of a charging minister to blind him.
"Host, if you get caught acting like this on the official historical record, do you have any idea how it spoils your image?!" the System argued frantically.
