"My birth mother was a woman who deeply appreciated elegant, high-sounding names. However, an astrologer once warned her that my fate was far too weak to carry a grand title. Thus, she chose the most insignificant, common name she could find, hoping that by remaining entirely ordinary, I might escape the envy of the heavens and live a long, quiet life."
Heena's eyelids twitched violently beneath her calm exterior. She looked away, fiercely biting the inside of her cheek. *What absolute, utter nonsense is this man spewing?* But outwardly, she merely nodded with a straight face, acting as if his explanation was the absolute, gospel truth.
Off in the digital ether, the System was literally rolling on the floorboards, clutching his holographic stomach as he burst into a frantic fit of silent laughter. *[Pfft—hahaha! Roni! Good god, Host, you changed the name of a terrifying, estate-burning lord to Roni? He sounds like a delinquent from a roadside high school! I cannot handle this!]*
