Chapter 100: A Guide to Conquering the Uchiha Clan (Hashirama is currently watching)
"Anyway, now that the Uchiha Clan is almost wiped out with only a few people left, I'll just reveal this 'secret'."
Bai Mo found a stone and sat down, looking as if he was about to start a lecture.
"Oh?"
Temari crossed her arms, waiting for Bai Mo to speak.
"Most of the Uchiha Clan members generally share similar characteristics, such as being very sensitive to emotions, being prone to stress, and so on.
Based on the successes and failures of Senju Hashirama, Senju Tobirama, and many seniors who had interactions with the Uchiha, I've come to a conclusion.
—To obtain intense emotions from an Uchiha, you must be 'heavier' than them.
As long as you rank first in the 'heaviness' ranking, then in the heart of that Uchiha, you are the most important person."
"Heavy? What kind of heavy?"
Temari was confused.
"It's quite difficult to explain clearly…"
Bai Mo indicated that Sasuke and Naruto, the fated couple who truly brought this theory to prominence, would likely no longer be "fated" in the tragic sense.
It's hard to say.
Things like "I am the only one."
Things like "Let's start over and be friends again."
And a statement that directly confused Sakura: "Being with Sakura makes me feel closer to Sasuke."
Besides this, Karin's failure in the original story was precisely because, apart from Naruto, who was ranked first, she couldn't even compete with Sakura's 'heaviness'.
"Let me give you an example."
"Suppose you are Uchiha Hikari, and you've just been unsealed. The first thing I do right now is forcefully kiss you."
"Ah?"
Temari frowned, her hand resting on the Three-Star Fan behind her.
"What would your reaction be?"
Bai Mo asked.
"Of course I'd kick you away! Doing something like that to a girl right after meeting her, is this what you mean by 'heavy'? I think it's perverted!"
Temari took a deep breath, controlling her displeasure.
"Right, as an Uchiha Clan member, you might be even more agitated, wishing you could kill me."
"Then I would say, even if you break my legs, break my arms, or gouge out my eyes, you cannot stop my love for you.
Even if you kill me, I will watch over you from the Pure Land and entangle with you again in the next life.
I am actually a Ninja from a small clan during the Sengoku period. The first time I saw your profile on the battlefield, I fell deeply in love, a love that has lasted for millennia.
I have been reincarnated repeatedly until now, just to help you break your seal.
The Uchiha Clan, whom you hated the most, has been wiped out, and the Senju Clan has also disappeared without a trace.
The entire Ninja World, under my guidance, has moved towards a beautiful future.
All of this is for you, so you can enjoy a beautiful life and forget the pain of the past…"
"…"
Temari's mouth hung open, and she stood there in a daze.
She.
Seemed to understand what "heavy" meant.
"Are you sure this won't just scare a girl instead?"
After recovering, Temari looked at Bai Mo with a hint of awe.
"So this is a special attack method that can only be used on the Uchiha Clan. Also, who said it can only be targeted at females? Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto of Konoha, they are such a fated couple."
Bai Mo shook his head.
"I think I understand. This is indeed something no ordinary person could do—how about you skip the first step and just say the lines that follow?"
Temari thought for a moment and suggested to Bai Mo.
"No, this is a necessary step for emotional progression. Without this step, it loses its essence."
"I think you just can't bear to remove this step, can you?"
"You're overthinking it. Why don't you try it?"
"Me, how can I try it?!"
Temari was just about to go full offensive, but Bai Mo's "Why don't you try it?" left her bewildered.
While Temari was confused, Bai Mo suddenly thought of another method.
This method was less effective than being a "heavy man," but it could still achieve the goal.
First, raise the "initial favorability" so that normal communication can proceed.
"Temari, how's your acting?"
Thinking of this, Bai Mo looked at Temari and asked.
"Act, acting? I'm not doing it! My orientation is normal!!!"
When Temari heard Bai Mo's question, terrifying images of 'together at Bilibili,' 'together for studying,' 'together for New Year's Eve,' 'together in Indian' instantly flashed through her mind. She quickly took a step back, waving her hands in refusal.
"What are you thinking? I've already abandoned the first plan. What I'm talking about now is the second plan I just thought of."
"Ah?"
Temari froze for a moment, her face immediately flushing. She turned her head away, quickly changing the subject, "Then, then tell me quickly, what is the second plan?"
"This new plan also requires Gaara's assistance. Luckily, we ran into him on the way, otherwise, it would have been really hard for just the two of us to act it out."
"Hmm?"
Gaara was taken aback.
He was standing idly by, happily watching the show, so why was he being dragged into it?
As a younger brother, it was the first time he had seen so many expressions on his older sister Temari.
It was because his sister had met Bai Mo, and also because of his own changes, that Temari, as an older sister, no longer had any pressure.
"Gaara, wasn't he also treated as a weapon of the Hidden Sand Village by Rasa?"
"Are you saying to let her know that there are others in this world just like her?"
Temari answered quickly.
"That's the idea. Besides that, there are many other things we can talk about.
But before that, you have to make her feel at ease to listen, so there must be direct visual and auditory stimulation to get her initial favorability towards us to a certain level."
Bai Mo waved at Gaara. Gaara hesitated for a moment, then walked over.
The three began to memorize their tasks and lines as Bai Mo explained.
"Remember, one-shot, one take, no rehearsal, no retakes. Begin."
At Bai Mo's command, Gaara looked at the jutsu on the scroll, formed hand signs, and helped release the layers of seals.
The seals were not too difficult to break. As Senju Tobirama had said before, the best seal is forgetting.
The seal was slowly opened.
Uchiha Hikari's consciousness, which had been dormant within, slowly awakened, and she groggily opened her eyes.
She heard noisy sounds outside.
She vaguely heard a frantic voice outside, saying familiar words like "clan's weapon," "human weapon," "no need for emotions," and so on.
Was it talking about her?
It didn't seem to be… Outside, Gaara was authentically portraying his past self from a dozen days ago, frantically reciting lines, sand condensing into a Shukaku Spear in his hand.
Uchiha Hikari's consciousness gradually cleared, and this time she finally heard clearly.
There was someone outside, just like her, a human weapon created by a certain clan, who was being hunted down for betraying the clan.
At this, Hikari merely smiled sadly, showing no other reaction.
—Yes, isn't that the fate of a weapon? No one cares, no one minds… "If I can walk out alive today, would you be willing to see the vast world with me?"
"Willing… Mmph."
Bai Mo was carrying the "unconscious" Temari in a princess carry and walking forward. Hearing Temari speak, he quickly covered her mouth with his hand.
Willing my ass, you don't have lines here!
Almost messed up.
Fortunately, Uchiha Hikari didn't notice.
The first sentence echoed in her mind like a great bell.
The emotion contained in this sentence was so intense that even though it wasn't directed at her, it completely struck a chord with the Uchiha Clan's extreme nature.
So, even a weapon can have feelings, can have someone they love?
"Die!"
Gaara threw the Shukaku Spear.
Bang.
A crimson skeletal arm burst from the ground, swinging to bat away the Shukaku Spear.
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