Shiro was in quite a good mood. After all, his Little Darkness had obediently fallen into his lap.
Now that she was here, she should not even think about running away. He had been worried about some butterfly effect or something similar, that she might not appear, but now it seemed that he had worried too much.
As Shiro slowly walked back toward the classroom, he ran into someone.
Hiratsuka Shizuka had been looking for a place where she could slack off and smoke a cigarette, but she directly ran into Shiro.
"Yo, Shizuka, slacking off again?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka felt her fists clench when she heard that. What did he mean by slacking off?
This was a normal break, alright? If others heard this, they would really think she was slacking off.
"Whether I'm slacking off or not is none of your business. But you, brat, actually still haven't been killed. Looks like that assassin wasn't up to the task, huh?"
While teasing him, Hiratsuka Shizuka was also speechless inside. This guy had found a fiancée, and the result was that people tried to kill him every day, which was completely absurd.
After hearing that, Shiro raised a finger and waved it in front of her eyes.
"You're overthinking it. There's no one who can kill me. At least here, I really don't know anyone who could kill me. If there were, I'd really like to meet them."
Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at Shiro's arrogant attitude and for some reason had an inexplicable feeling that this guy would sooner or later get seriously beaten up.
"I always feel like you, brat, are going to seriously screw up one day. After all, generally speaking, people who are this arrogant usually end up getting a good beating."
Hiratsuka Shizuka immediately voiced her thoughts. Although it seemed somewhat rude to say it, she still said it. After all, this guy's situation really gave off the impression that he was asking to get beaten up.
Shiro did not care about her words. Instead, he shrugged and openly spoke.
"Mhm, mhm. I haven't married you yet. Before that, I won't screw up."
Hiratsuka Shizuka's face instantly turned red after hearing that, and she immediately swung her fist.
"You bastard, who said I'd marry you?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka's fists, in the eyes of ordinary people, were truly fast and fierce, but against Shiro they were useless, because he easily dodged them.
"Tell me, if not me, then who would go on blind dates with you after you've failed so many times? You should be satisfied with someone as high-quality as me."
Shiro praised himself, and the other side looked at him with contempt afterward.
"Oh, please. You're trash among trash. How can you still claim to be high-quality?"
Shiro was not bothered by her mockery. Instead, he tilted his head and looked at her, his tone full of curiosity.
"What do those two things have to do with each other? I'm trash, but I'm not exactly trash. At most, what I want is to give all girls a home. In any case, it's not like marriage certificates can't be obtained, and I'm not the type to play around and then abandon them afterward."
"Tell me, where's the problem?"
Shiro also spoke with a defiant expression. When the other side heard this, she felt like something was wrong, but at the same time it also felt like nothing was wrong.
"Alright, alright, alright. If you don't have anything smart to say, then get lost and go back to the classroom."
Hiratsuka Shizuka was too lazy to continue arguing with Shiro and directly tried to push him away, but she slipped and instantly fell toward him. The thought that appeared in her mind was that this guy was cursed. After all, what would happen next was already completely clear to her.
And indeed, both of them fell together once again, but this time she was the one who initiated it.
But the problem was that the angle at which she fell was wrong, causing Shiro to be exposed.
"Holy devil!"
"So you're actually that open-minded?"
Shiro could not help but curse this time. What the hell was happening? And that damned helplessness prevented him from doing anything. This time both of them were socially dead. Fortunately, no one was nearby, otherwise everything would have been completely over.
At this moment, Hiratsuka Shizuka herself most wanted to die. Her mind was completely chaotic.
Before she could even react, Shiro had already handed her a cigarette in advance, but the cigarette was not to her taste, causing her to immediately throw it away once she realized, then scream and run off.
Shiro watched her run away and felt a headache coming on. What the hell was going on?
This was definitely causing problems. This time it truly was a lose-lose situation.
Then he returned to the classroom. Those people looked at him and, seeing that he appeared unharmed, no longer paid attention to him. After all, if one day a flying knife suddenly whizzed past him, those people would not be surprised, because it was not the first time it had happened. It was just that this guy was lucky.
Shiro himself wanted to enter "lying flat" mode, but he still had to deal with a certain princess once classes ended.
Shiro looked at her completely unconscious seductive appearance and, honestly, after being tormented by a certain violent teacher, his desire was at its peak, but he still forced himself to endure.
She was definitely playing with fire like this, but he still endured it.
Until class started, he could only chat in the Chat Group, because he was too bored. Fortunately, there were some people there, but then in the afternoon someone suddenly sent a picture into the Chat Group. You know, that person was always a lurker.
Dignified Angel Queen: "What is this? Can someone tell me?"
Dignified Angel Queen: "This guy claims to be the Emperor of the Universe and wants to rule this universe."
Dignified Angel Queen: "And he issued an order of submission to all civilizations, of course, making his voice echo throughout the entire universe through unknown means."
Dignified Angel Queen: "And this guy directly and very openly announced that he would first take over the entire Milky Way."
Dignified Angel Queen: "Anyone who does not travel to the Milky Way within a month from now to declare submission will face his destruction."
Dignified Angel Queen: "And an Angel squad encountered him, they couldn't detect anything on him, such as a Super Gene, and they have already been killed."
Dignified Angel Queen: "Does anyone know who this guy is? He is definitely not something that could have been born in the known universe."
Rimuru: "Did something happen?"
Ninja World Big Fat Sheep: "Indeed, in this situation it really feels like something happened."
Big Bone Soup: "Need help?"
Kuro Usagi: "Yeah, he doesn't seem like a good person."