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I am a demon, and my true form is that of a magnificent white tiger.
At the Xth Demon Clan Representative Assembly, I was chosen as the Tiger Clan's representative because of my unparalleled beauty.
The Tiger Clan is infamous for being short on brains and long on brawn. I was a prime example of this—astonishingly stupid and freakishly strong.
The proposal for the assembly was conceived by the Tiger Clan's think tank: "The 'Rename the Fox Clan' Plan." Every word was steeped in the loyalty and wisdom of my clan: "Due to the fact that the whelps of the Fox Clan frequently disrespect our clan, we hereby request that the name 'Fox Clan' be abolished and demoted to 'Fu Clan'..."
I read the proposal out loud, word for word, and the entire hall erupted in laughter. The Fox Clan representative in particular was grinning so hard his face was practically blooming.
