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The little piglet didn't think there was anything wrong with her looks. On the contrary, she thought this old lady's sense of aesthetics was the problem.
'Where else could you find a piglet this cute? I ask you, where?'
'Just tell me, where!'
'But whatever. She was already a mature little piglet. Time to learn to love herself. Oink.'
Fu Xian patted the little piglet's soft flesh, his eyes lowered as he smiled. "Such a good girl."
'Good girl, my foot!'
'A pig's gotta do what a pig's gotta do! Don't you get it?'
Zhu Yu Run's expression was blank. She even felt like hitting someone.
In fact, she did just as her heart desired.
She swiped a trotter right across that impossibly handsome face.
Fu Xian's face darkened.
Old Mrs. Fu's eyes went wide. She pointed a trembling finger, her voice shaking. "See! What did I tell you? What did I tell you? These hairless things are terrifying!..."
