Originally, it was just a one-match ban. A little patience and it would've been over.
And now, after a whole series of clever maneuvers, they've tacked on another two games.
UEFA is something else!
You ask them if they have evidence, and they say no. But then they ask, "Can you prove you *didn't* contact the team?"
The security footage shows Primorac on the phone with Pat Rice. You were talking next to him—doesn't that count as contact?
"Don't worry, Professor. I'm here!" Wang Shuo said, suppressing a laugh to placate Wenger before turning and leaving with a flourish.
Wenger's composure shattered.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Pat Rice and Primorac both nearly burst out laughing.
"I get it now. He's practically wishing for my ban to be extended."
"If this keeps up, it won't be long before he takes over my job as manager!"
This time, the two assistant coaches truly couldn't hold back. They burst into uproarious laughter right then and there.
