The steady, deliberate clack of polished leather shoes reverberated through the tranquil café, a sharp and unsettling counterpoint to the warm, rustic charm of Café Sazanami.
Inspector Goto stood squarely at the center of the room, his expression fixed in a smug, bureaucratic sneer. With precise motions, he tapped the surface of his digital tablet, the screen's cold, bluish light illuminating the hard lines of his face.
"Effective immediately," he announced, his tone steeped in calculated authority, "this kitchen is under official quarantine. All culinary operations are to cease at once, and every ingredient will be seized for testing. Your so‑called 'duel' is hereby terminated."
In the corner booth, Hachiman Hikigaya slowly closed his light novel, propping his chin on one hand as his dead-fish eyes fixed on the inspector with an air of deep, weary resignation.
Of course, he mused, his inner voice dripping with dry sarcasm. As if a quiet weekend in the countryside wasn't already painfully cliché, now the government had to get involved. Figures.
The instant the red-haired guy kicked the door open, the story shifted from "healing slice-of-life" to "bureaucratic thriller." I should've stayed in my empty apartment—at least the cockroaches there don't carry clipboards.
At the counter, Kyouko Hori's golden-brown eyes sharpened into a dangerous glare. She stepped forward, protective instincts bristling. "You can't just shut down a business because you're in a bad mood! Do you have a warrant? Any actual proof?"
Goto didn't spare her a glance. "My proof is an anonymous tip about the use of unverified, potentially dangerous exotic ingredients. Step aside, or you'll be charged with obstructing a public official."
Despite the arrogance in his tone, the man behind the counter, Jun Izanami, didn't so much as flinch.
His hands rested casually on the polished wood, while his System-enhanced perception quietly analyzed every detail of the man standing before him.
His heart rate was up, but steady. Pupils wide, catching every detail. A hint of smugness in his micro-expressions, paired with a flicker of anticipation. This guy wasn't a real health inspector—he was an infiltrator, planted by the Azami faction.
Jun's expression stayed the same, maintaining that polite, customer-service composure without a single crack. Still, there was a subtle shift—just enough to make the air feel a bit heavier. Somewhere in the background, the "Gray Area" of his mind thrummed softly, almost imperceptibly.
"Inspector Goto," Jun said, his voice a calm, reassuring rumble that sliced through the tension as effortlessly as a hot knife through butter.
I get that you have a job to do, but you're cutting into an official Shokugeki. According to the culinary traditions upheld by Totsuki Academy, once a duel has started, it can't be stopped unless the other side issues a formal challenge.
Goto let out a rough, breathless chuckle. "Totsuki traditions? This is municipal territory, kid. I couldn't care less about your cooking contests. Open the pantry. Now."
Jun didn't so much as blink or raise his voice. He simply stayed in his easy, grounded stance, his dark eyes fixed on Goto's with a calm, steady authority that couldn't be shaken.
"If you're genuinely worried about the ingredients," Jun went on, his tone as casual as if they were chatting about the weather, "then I have a suggestion."
"You did bring a 'confiscation' box with you, didn't you? The very ingredients you found suspicious enough to put a stop to my business."
Goto's sneer grew broader as he motioned toward a large, worn cardboard box by the door, its edges frayed and corners dented from years of use.
Two of his assistants had hauled it in moments earlier, setting it down with a dull thud that echoed faintly in the room. "Yes," he said with a mocking emphasis, "the 'evidence.'"
"Then let's use them," Jun said with ease, and the cafe instantly fell into a hushed silence.
Souma Yukihira whipped his head toward Jun, his golden eyes widening in surprise. "Wait, what?"
Jun glanced at Souma, a faint but sincere smile playing at his lips. "If the inspector thinks the ingredients in my pantry aren't up to regulation, then we'll prepare the Shokugeki using only what's in his so-called 'confiscation' box. And if we can't manage to create a safe, edible dish from that, I'll shut down the cafe and sign whatever documents he puts in front of me."
Hori gasped, her hands clapping over her mouth. "Jun, stop! You have no idea what's in that box—it might be spoiled!" Miyamura rested a calming hand on her arm, his dark eyes steady on Jun, filled with quiet trust. "Hori… hold on. Look at Jun-san's expression, he's not panicking at all."
Goto fixed his gaze on Jun, his eyes narrowing with intent. He glanced at the cardboard box before looking back at the young café owner, a faint, cruel glimmer of triumph sparking in his expression.
He's bluffing, Goto figured. Or maybe he's just a fool. That box is crammed with the cheapest, most processed, chemically loaded junk I could dig up at a bargain-bin supermarket. It's downright inedible. He's practically sealing his own fate.
"So, you want to cook with the evidence?" Goto sneered, his tone laced with mockery. "Alright, I'll play along. But if you fail, it's not just the cafe that shuts down—you'll also sign a confession admitting you used illegal, unregulated substances."
"Agreed," Jun replied casually. Goto snapped his fingers, prompting his assistants to haul a heavy cardboard box into the middle of the room and tear it open.
The smell filled the air the moment the box was opened, a sharp, sterile tang of mass-produced preservatives that clung to everything. Inside lay a true culinary disaster—blocks of dull grey, processed frozen meat so lifeless they resembled spackle more than anything remotely resembling beef.
There were bags of stale, rock-hard white bread, cans of mushy, sodium-laden vegetables, and, most insultingly of all, three packets of cheap instant ramen seasoning powder.
Hachiman let out a low whistle from his booth. "Well, there goes my lunch." Souma strolled over to the box, lifting out a block of gray, frozen meat and giving it a cautious sniff. He then prodded the hard, stale bread before turning his attention to the instant ramen packets, eyeing them with mild skepticism.
Then, a wide, wild grin crept across his face, sharp and unrestrained. His golden eyes gleamed, alive with a restless, electric energy that crackled like chaos and brimmed with uncontainable excitement.
"Heh," Souma laughed, his tone sinking into a low, dangerously calm register. "You brought us junk, old man. Actual garbage, thinking we'd just give up." He glanced over at Jun, his twin ahoge swaying as he gave a confident nod. "I'm in. Let's give him a taste of what the Yukihira Diner style is really about."
Jun strolled over to the box, letting his System-enhanced senses sweep over its contents.
Processed meat: loaded with sodium, low on protein, stuffed full of cheap fillers. Stale bread: bone-dry, gluten structure completely broken down.
Canned vegetables: cooked to oblivion, texture utterly ruined and Instant ramen seasoning: bursting with MSG, dotted with dehydrated onion and garlic flakes.
Ha... For an ordinary chef, this would be a culinary death sentence, but for Jun Izanami, it was nothing more than a simple puzzle—one he had never lost to before, especially not one this cheap.
"Souma," Jun said in a calm voice that carried unshakable authority, "take the meat and the ramen powder. I'll handle the bread and the vegetables. We have forty-five minutes."
"Got it!" Souma replied, swiftly grabbing the ingredients, his movements a blur of restless, passionate energy. Their collaboration transformed the kitchen into a lively, bustling stage of creation.
The polite, quiet atmosphere of the cafe disappeared, giving way to the intense, rhythmic symphony of a high-stakes culinary battlefield.
The air was heavy with the heat from the stoves and the sharp, metallic thwack of knives striking cutting boards.
Jun moved with the terrifying, fluid precision of Absolute Mastery. He no longer simply cooked; he was in the midst of performing an almighty act of alchemy.
He grabbed the rock-hard, stale loaf and popped it into the Aegis Auto-Cleansing Dishwasher, giving it a quick, high-heat steam cycle to bring just enough moisture back into the crumb to make it pliable again.
Once done, he ripped it into rough, uneven chunks and tossed them into a hot pan with a splash of oil, toasting them until they turned golden, filled the air with a warm, nutty aroma, and crackled into perfect, shatteringly crisp bites.
Next came the canned vegetables. He poured off the murky, sodium-laden liquid but didn't bother rinsing them—washing would strip away what little flavor they had left.
Instead, he spread the peas and carrots across a baking sheet and slid them into a blazing-hot oven, letting the heat drive off the excess moisture and coax out their natural sugars until they caramelized, turning limp, mushy veggies into concentrated, sweet, savory bursts of flavor.
Still, that was only part of the story—the real magic lay in the meat.
Jun grabbed the grey, processed blocks and set them down on the cutting board. His knife moved so fast it was almost impossible to follow, and he didn't just chop them—he transformed them with each swift, precise motion.
He employed a precise, microscopic scoring method to carefully break apart the dense, chemically bonded protein structures.
He mixed the meat with half of the instant ramen seasoning packet—not for its saltiness, but for the dehydrated onion and garlic flakes tucked inside. Then he worked in a pat of cold butter and cracked an egg from his own private stash (a small technicality he was sure Goto wouldn't catch), blending everything together into a cohesive mixture.
He carefully shaped the meat into small, perfectly round spheres, taking his time to make sure each one was uniform and smooth.
At the other station, Souma was completely in his zone.
He pressed the last of the processed meat into a thin, broad patty, then bathed it in a rich reduction made from the liquid of canned vegetables and the leftover ramen seasoning.
The mixture transformed into a thick, shiny glaze that radiated an intense, mouthwatering savoriness.
The cafe was alive with the irresistible, mouthwatering scents of sizzling meat, golden caramelized bread, and thick, savory steam brimming with umami.
Kaguya Shinomiya sat stiffly at the counter, her deep crimson eyes following Jun's every move with quiet intensity.
She tried to keep up her usual air of refined elegance, but the rapid, uneven thump of her heart threatened to betray her calm facade.
Her gaze was entirely fixed on Jun, captivated by the way he was so deeply focused. His brow was slightly furrowed, his jaw set in a firm line of pure concentration.
The sleeves of his shirt were rolled up, exposing the steady, powerful flex of his forearms as he worked the meat with practiced precision.
In the midst of savoring her appreciation and immersing herself in the process of cooking, the sudden chime of the brass bell above the door broke her focus.
A young woman strolled in—it was Yumi, the friendly owner of the little flower shop just down the street. In her mid-twenties, she had a bright, easy smile that lit up the room and a messy bun of soft brown hair that gave her a relaxed charm. In her hands, she carried a small potted basil plant, cradling it as if it were something special.
"Jun-kun!" Yumi called, her voice light and melodic. She strolled up to the counter, completely unfazed by the tense atmosphere and the scowling inspector. "I saw the delivery truck drop off some herbs, so I thought you might like some fresh basil!" she added with a cheerful little shout.
"Oh my, you look so handsome and focused when you cook! No wonder your food turns out so magical!" she said, leaning over the counter with a blatant, flirtatious smile and batting her eyelashes. The sudden display made Kaguya's crimson eyes narrow into sharp, dangerous slits filled with a murderous glint.
The atmosphere around the Shinomiya heiress seemed to chill instantly, as if the temperature had plummeted. Her fingers clamped around her teacup with such force that her knuckles blanched.
Handsome? Kaguya's thoughts roared in disbelief, her refined pride igniting into a fierce, possessive blaze. Magical? Who was this ordinary girl, and why on earth was she fawning over my chef?!
Before Hayasaka could step in, Kaguya was already on her feet. She strode toward the counter with stiff, determined steps, her posture tense and unyielding, her cheeks burning with a fierce, almost comical blush that radiated her frustration.
She casually moved right between Yumi and the pass-through window, cutting off the flower shop owner's view of Jun without hesitation.
"Jun," Kaguya said, her voice tight and edged, though it wavered just enough to betray the emotion she was holding back.
Snatching a crisp white linen napkin from the dispenser, she gave him a pointed look. "You've got flour all over your face. Cooking while looking like that is hardly professional, you know—it gives the whole place a bad impression."
Jun paused his stirring, looking at Kaguya with mild amusement. "Thank you, Kaguya. I didn't notice.""Stand still," Kaguya commanded, her voice dropping to a fierce, possessive whisper.
She leaned through the pass-through window, her hand quivering just enough to betray the tension in her movements. With a linen napkin, she dabbed at Jun's cheek, chasing away an imaginary fleck of flour that didn't exist. The gesture was oddly tender, a quiet contradiction to the sharp edge in her voice.
Her face flushed so intensely it felt like she might burst into flames. The scent of him lingered in the air—warm woodsmoke, savory roasted garlic, and the crisp freshness of clean soap. Her heart thudded wildly against her ribs, frantic and restless like a bird desperate to escape.
"There," Kaguya muttered, pulling her hand away as though the touch had scorched her. She shot a look at Yumi, her crimson eyes glinting with a frosty, imperious edge. "The chef's tied up right now. Just drop off the herbs and be on your way."
Yumi blinked, feeling a wave of unease as the intense, almost frightening aura radiated from the raven-haired girl. "O-Okay! Sorry for interrupting!" she stammered, quickly setting the basil down on the counter before hurrying out the door.
Kaguya turned back to Jun, her cheeks still flushed a vivid red. She folded her arms firmly across her chest and lifted her chin with a stubborn air. "D-Don't go thinking I did that because I care! I just couldn't stand the idea of my café looking unprofessional, that's all!"
Jun looked at her, his dark eyes softening with a deep, quiet warmth. He didn't tease her, nor did he call her out.
"I understand," Jun said, his voice a deep, calming rumble. "Thank you, Kaguya. I really appreciate it." Kaguya's breath caught, and a small, involuntary squeak escaped her. Without another word, she spun on her heel and made her way briskly back to her armchair, burying her face in her book in a desperate attempt to hide her utterly flustered expression.
Hachiman watched the entire exchange from his booth, then took a slow sip of his sweet coffee.
Youth, he mused, his dead fish eyes utterly devoid of light.
Youth is a biological hazard. Here I am, witnessing a territorial dispute over a man who's busy transforming frozen meat-spackle into gourmet cuisine.
Haa... I really just need to go home and lie down.
"Time's up!" Goto barked, slamming his hand on the counter. "Present your dishes!"Jun and Souma stepped forward, carrying their plates.
Souma was up first, unveiling his creation: the "Instant Noodle Ramen Burger." It featured a thick, shiny, and richly glazed meat patty nestled between two buns that had once been stale but were revived by rehydrating and then pan-frying them in butter until crisp.
To top it off, he added a slaw made from dehydrated vegetables brought back to life, giving the dish a quirky yet intriguing finish.
Goto took a bite, and his eyes went wide. The taste hit him like a wave—cheap, addictive, loaded with MSG, pure umami in its most shameless form. It was delicious in that trashy, guilty-pleasure kind of way, but executed so flawlessly it was almost art.
"Not bad, kid," Goto admitted with a hint of genuine surprise, though he quickly added, "Still just commoner garbage." Then Jun stepped forward.
He set a shallow, warm ceramic bowl in front of Goto. Inside was a "Rustic Meatball & Vegetable Ragù with Crispy Bread Crumb Crust." The meatballs were perfectly seared, nestled in a rich, deeply caramelized, glossy brown sauce.
The vegetables were tender yet held a satisfying bite, their natural sweetness brought to the forefront. Crowning it all was a generous layer of shatteringly crisp, garlic-infused toasted bread crumbs.
All in all, it didn't resemble a pile of leftovers at all—it looked like a culinary masterpiece lovingly crafted in the warm, bustling kitchen of a rustic Italian grandmother.
Goto sneered, "Let's see if it tastes as good as it looks." With a deliberate motion, he picked up his fork, speared a meatball, rolled it through the rich sauce and crisp golden crumbs, then popped it into his mouth.
He chewed once, and then froze.
In that moment, the Evolved Culinary Soul Resonance ignited, bypassing his jaded, cynical mind entirely and striking straight at the very core of his soul.
Suddenly, Goto wasn't standing in a café anymore. In his mind's eye, he was sitting beside a warm, crackling hearth in a small, humble cabin. Snow drifted down outside, but inside, the air was cozy and comforting.
He felt an overwhelming, unshakable sense of absolute safety, along with the profound, heavy weight of a shield being gently placed over his shoulders. He could truly feel and taste Jun's intention—a deep, unconditional desire to nurture, protect, and provide sanctuary.
The pure, dazzling essence of the food stood in stark contrast to the dark, greedy, and corrupt reality of Goto's life.
The warmth of the dish seemed to melt away the cold, calculated lies he had carried for years, scorching the memory of every bribe he had taken and every act of cruelty he had committed. It was as if each bite stripped away a layer of his past, leaving him exposed and raw.
In a sudden motion, Goto's fork clattered to the floor. His knees gave out, and at the same time, he grabbed the edge of the counter for support. It was clear to see—his face had gone pale, his eyes wide with a mix of sheer terror and deep, overwhelming guilt.
Hot, shameful tears he couldn't control streamed from his eyes, tracing warm, wet paths down his cheeks as he sat there, unable to stop them.
"It's... it's warm," Goto choked out between sobs, his voice trembling as the polished mask of bureaucracy fell away entirely. "Why... why does it feel so warm? I... I didn't mean— I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry."
He dropped to his knees, tears streaming down his face, his chest rising and falling under the crushing weight of his own guilt. The entire café fell into a stunned, heavy silence.
Hori gaped at the inspector, unable to hide her astonishment as tears streamed down his face. Miyamura's gaze was frozen in disbelief, his eyes wide and unblinking. Even Souma, mid-bite, paused to set his burger down, his golden eyes narrowing with a rare glint of respect.
He broke him, Hachiman realized, his inner voice devoid of any inflection.
This wasn't just about cooking a meal—it was like he'd prepared some kind of psychological exorcism on a plate. The way he did it, with such precision and unnerving calm, was downright terrifying.
Goto, his hands shaking, reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out his digital tablet. "I... I admit it," he stammered, his voice breaking as tears welled up. He held the tablet out toward Jun, fingers trembling.
"The Azami faction... they bribed me. They ordered me to take you out of the picture. This... this is the transfer record. Just, please... make it end."
Before Jun could reach for the tablet, a sharp, authoritative voice sliced through the air. "Do you have any idea who you're trying to audit, you incompetent fool?" The voice belonged to Erina Nakiri, who stepped forward toward them with an unmistakable air of confidence.
She moved with the easy, unbothered elegance of someone who knew they were in charge. Her honey-blonde hair shimmered in the warm glow of the pendant lights, catching every flicker of gold. With one hand, she reached up and delivered a perfect, practiced hair flip, sending her locks cascading over her shoulder in a move that radiated pure, unapologetic superiority.
Her striking pinkish-purple eyes locked onto the weeping Goto, her expression cold, majestic, and utterly untouchable.
"This place," Erina announced, her tone carrying the unmistakable weight of authority and elegance, "is personally and directly safeguarded by the Nakiri Estate."
Her gaze was as cold as freshly fallen snow, the kind of chill that seemed to freeze Goto in place like an ice sculpture. "Not only did you attempt to shake down a culinary incubator under our protection, but you've also gone and admitted—on record, no less—to taking bribes from a rogue faction within Totsuki Academy."
She folded her arms and lifted her chin defiantly. "Your career is finished. Give me the tablet." Overwhelmed by the suffocating political power of the Nakiri name, Goto stumbled forward in a panic and set the tablet down at Erina's feet.
Just then, a huge shadow swept across the room, darkening everything in its path.
Nakiri Senzaemon emerged from the VIP lounge without uttering a word, his presence alone drawing every eye in the room. He strode over to Goto, his towering, broad-shouldered frame filling the space and casting a shadow that seemed to swallow the light.
Dressed in his traditional dark kimono, he loomed over the trembling inspector, his gaze as cold and unyielding as flint.
"The Azami faction," he rumbled, his deep, resonant voice making the floorboards seem to hum with tension. "So, they've stooped to using the municipal authorities. How far that bastard has fallen..." He didn't bother to raise his hand—there was no need.
The overwhelming, suffocating aura of the so-called "Demon of Food" alone was enough to send Goto crumpling to the floor, curled up in a fetal position.
"Take your tablet and get out of my sight," Senzaemon murmured, his voice low and smooth, yet laced with a dangerous edge. "If I catch you in Mizumi-cho again, I won't be nearly as polite."
Goto didn't need any further prompting. He shot to his feet, snatched up his tablet, and bolted for the door, his assistants hurrying after him. The brass bell jingled brightly as they vanished into the night.
A collective sigh swept through the café. Hori collapsed against Miyamura, her knees buckling beneath her. "I can't… I just can't handle any more of this," she murmured.
Souma let out a loud, booming laugh and gave Jun a hearty clap on the shoulder. "Man! You turned frozen meat-spackle into a delicious awakening gourmet food! Dang, You're insane, Jun! I love it!"
Jun grinned, wiping his hands on his apron. "Thank you, Yukihira. That was a good duel."
Senzaemon shifted his gaze to Jun, and the joy that had once filled his face vanished. In its place was a deep, dangerous scowl that seemed to weigh heavily in the air.
"Jun-kun," Senzaemon said, his tone quiet but heavy with urgency. "Azami's moving faster than I thought. He's using the local government to probe your defenses—this was just a scout. The real force is on its way."
Adjusting his haori with a firm tug, his gaze sharpened. "I have to get back to Tokyo right away and start a covert investigation into this personal matter, as well as look into the Academy. Right now, I have a hunch that something bad is going to happen, and I need to find out exactly how many members of the Elite Ten he's already turned."
He glanced at Erina and Hisako with a firm expression. "You two will remain here. Your job is to protect the café and keep Jun-kun safe. Understood?"
"Y-Yes, Grandfather!" Erina replied, her usual confident demeanor wavering just a bit under the weight of the unexpected responsibility.
Senzaemon strolled toward the door, then paused and glanced back at Jun. "Jun-kun," he said, his voice softening ever so slightly, "your grandfather would be proud. Keep that fire alive."
With those words, the Demon of Food stepped into the night, his figure fading into the shadows cast by the lakeside park.
Jun stood behind the counter, glancing up at the clock on the wall. It was exactly 8:00 PM. With a calm, practiced motion, he untied his apron, folded it neatly, and set it on the counter.
His gaze drifted across the cozy café—toward Erina, striving to preserve her elegance despite the clear delight of remaining there; toward Kaguya, who flushed deeply in her armchair;
Toward Souma, that eyes locked with eager anticipation on the kitchen; and toward Hori and Miyamura, Hachiman, and Nouno the cat, that peacefully curled up and asleep atop the bookshelf.
The evening's lingering tension melted away. The sanctuary felt secure. Jun's warm smile reached his eyes as he said in a steady, soothing tone, "Work's done. Who's up for BBQ?"
[To Be Continued...]
