"Slapping Faces and Abusing Scum: The Ultimate Thrill Series"
Smoothie, playing the Goddess of Vengeance, wields a forty-meter long juice sword: "This sword, you'll take it on your knees!" At the end of every episode, the sound of "smack, smack" reverberates throughout the New World, with viewers exclaiming it's even more stress-relieving than a Haoshoku clash.
"The Grand Empress of Totto Land"
Pudding's third eye evolves into a mind-reading golden finger, making all kinds of villains cry for their daddies and mommies. In one episode, the scene where she tears off her maid uniform to reveal her battle attire causes three cracks to appear in Fish-Man Island's Crystal Palace from the screams.
"Four Emperors' Entangled Grudges Series"
The most popular is undoubtedly the special spin-off, "The Crooked-Mouth Dragon King," starring Kaido. When he drunkenly twists his mouth and says, "Ugh ro ro ro~ Linlin, you're seeking death," the entire sea of viewers collectively experiences a cranial climax—this secretly filmed footage was obtained by Linlin bribing Jack with ten years' worth of desserts.
A data frenzy sweeps across every sea:
- Totto Land Film's single-day revenue exceeds one billion Belli.
- Over 300 million participants in the "Crooked-Mouth" challenge.
- Katakuri's signature suit is sold out across the entire sea.
- Brulee's villainous female supporting character image leads to her being pelted with rotten eggs in real life.
....
At the Marine Scientific Unit's monitoring center, Sentomaru's jaw has dropped to his stomach. His trembling, chubby hand points at the screen displaying Kizaru's submitted "Flashy Uncle Wants to Film Short Dramas" proposal, with every page sparkling with eye-searing golden light.
"This... this..." Sentomaru's topknot has come undone from fright. "Old man, wake up! You're an Admiral!"
In the corner,
Several Scientific Unit members are secretly using Vegapunk's invented projector to play "Candy CEO, Don't Love Me Too Much."
When they see Katakuri's wet-from-the-bath scene, the monitoring room's alarm suddenly malfunctions because all the female researchers have rushed to the restroom to touch up their makeup.
At the same time,
In Mary Geoise's Pangea Castle, five Celestial Dragons, wearing bubble helmets, are gathered around a diamond-studded coffee table. Piled on the table are over twenty mobile phones, all playing Totto Land short dramas on loop.
"Lord Charlmak Saint..." A trembling attendant hands over a handkerchief. "You're having a nosebleed..."
The oldest Celestial Dragon tremblingly points to the script for "Reborn As A Celestial Dragon," his breathing inside the bubble helmet growing rapid:
"This... this 'Dragon King's Return' plot..." His murky eyes suddenly light up. "I want to act! Prepare the set immediately!"
The younger Rosward Saint has already changed into Katakuri's signature suit (the collar still stained with a slave's blood), practicing a crooked-mouth smile in the mirror: "Fufufu... Let that Doflamingo be the villain!"
"Exactly, exactly."
Suddenly, the door is burst open, and a Celestial Dragon wearing glasses rushes in: "Latest news! Kaido and Linlin are going to film a CP drama!" He waves his jewel-encrusted phone. "We have to seize the popularity! Let's film 'Celestial Dragon Son-in-Law' now!"
"That's right, let those ants know that this world doesn't just have domineering CEOs, but also domineering gods!"
Then the few of them started arguing about who would play which role, with each person believing they should play the male lead, and the scene immediately devolved into chaos:
"I want to play the useless young master whose engagement was broken off!"
"Go capture Hancock to play the female lead!"
"Let Sengoku be the wicked father-in-law!"
In the corner, a Celestial Dragon who still had some sanity silently sent a secret message to CP0: Urgent! All have lost their minds!
...
Navy Headquarters,
In the third stall of the men's restroom on the third floor, Admiral Akainu Sakazuki's Mag-Mag Fruit ability is out of control. His face is ashen as he stares at his phone screen, which displays the latest special guest appearance invitation from Totto Land Film:
"My Magma Boyfriend Is Too Hot"
Character setting: Cold on the outside, warm on the inside Admiral.
Famous line: "My love... is hotter than magma."
Special request: Just act naturally during the performance.
"Crack—"
The toilet grab bar in Akainu's hand melts into molten red iron, dripping onto the floor with a sizzling sound. Veins bulge on his forehead, and his temples throb. Magma uncontrollably seeps from between his fingers, burning the entire toilet into a sparkling glass art piece.
"Sakazuki~" Kizaru's lewd voice suddenly comes from the top of the partition.
The Flashy Admiral has, at some unknown point, hung upside down, peering in with half his body, shaking a gold-embossed script in his hand. "Want to audition together~ The pay is worth five years of retirement!!!"
Akainu's pupils sharply contract. He sees the "Flashy Uncle Special" proposal in Kizaru's hand. The cover prominently features Kizaru in a sequined leotard, with "Temptation of the Eight-Foot Mirror" written next to it.
"Kizaru! Great Eruption!!!"
The entire floor of the restroom is instantly engulfed by scorching magma. The walls vaporize under thousand-degree heat, ceramic toilets melt into liquid, and even stainless steel partitions turn into molten iron.
Kizaru elementalized and flashed into the hallway at the last second, but his sunglasses were still blown off by the shockwave.
"How scary~" He lies in the ruins, slowly pulling out a compact mirror to fix his hair. "But that angry expression... it's perfect for the 'My Magma Boyfriend Is Too Hot' role in the new drama~"
The entire Marine Headquarters building shakes violently. Fleet Admiral Sengoku's office's third replacement glass window shatters again. He numbly watches the smoke-billowing restroom location on the monitor screen, and the Fleet Admiral's stamp in his hand drops onto the table with a "thud."
"Report!" A communications officer, his face covered in soot, rushes in. "Admiral Akainu, he..."
"No need to say more." Sengoku mechanically pulls open a drawer and takes out a pre-prepared resignation letter. "I'm going back to my hometown to grow tangerines..."
At the same time,
Akainu rises from the magma pool in the restroom ruins. Beneath his scorched cloak of justice, the last image on his phone screen is revealed—a friend request from Katakuri, with the note: "Looking forward to acting opposite Mr. Magma."
"Damn it!!!!"
On this day in Marineford, all Marines witnessed the volcanic spectacle erupting from the top of the Headquarters building, while the instigator, Kizaru, was hiding behind Sentomaru, sending a message to Linlin: "The set needs to be rebuilt~ Remember to transfer the funds~"
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On the deck of the going merry,
Sanji's leather shoes tap out an elegant rhythm. He is wearing Katakuri's signature custom suit, the subtle patterned fabric gleaming with a sophisticated matte finish in the sunlight. Diamond cufflinks sparkle with his cocktail-mixing movements, and his tie hangs loosely, revealing a hint of his collarbone.
"Ladies~" He slides to a stop in front of Nami and Robin, the glass in his hand refracting a rainbow of colors. "A specially concocted summer delight~" Heart-shaped fruit pulp floats on the surface of the juice.
Nami's orange short hair is blown by the sea breeze: "Sanji... have you been watching too many... domineering CEO short dramas lately?"
"Shhh—" Sanji lightly presses his index finger to his lips, revealing Katakuri's characteristic three-tenths cold smile. "A domineering CEO's gentlemanliness is hidden in the details." He suddenly conjures two sugar-frosted roses from his sleeve, blue flames still flickering on their petals.
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